So, a man walks into an O2 shop

veronese68

mudcow007 wrote:

ha!

hang on what happened>?!?

i changed my avi to a chick with bangers because of this here thread an now im a todger dodger!>!

well technically i am - with me being a bloke an all (sorry to disappoint you all) but still, enjoy my avi

Some people of a childish nature may have derailed this thread somewhat. I have no idea who it was and strongly disapprove, or not.

tailwindhome

Greg66 Tri v2.0 wrote:

And I have been invited back to the store to complete the transaction that I originally intended.

Wait a minute.....I've seen this one.

gtvlusso

TailWindHome wrote:

Greg66 Tri v2.0 wrote:

And I have been invited back to the store to complete the transaction that I originally intended.

Wait a minute.....I've seen this one.

Is this the start of a gag?

i.e. Was the shop up a really long driveway, did it have a really large window....cause they saw you coming..

Boom tsh :shock:

DonDaddyD

Greg66 Tri v2.0 wrote:

Kieran_Burns wrote:

lostboysaint wrote:

Sorry, I'm having a bit of a "failure to understand" moment here.

She farked up and you're paying the price, literally, for her mistake. How does that work? As soon as HER mistake is noticed it's a quick "best get your manager/supervisor/god out here now and put this right to my satisfaction" conversation and them grovelling to keep you rather than you pandering to her and wandering off with a load of kit and tariffs that you don't want!!

Serves you right for being with a shite network. Never yet failed to get a deal or phone (or accessories) that I wanted from Vodafone, whether instore or online.

Well. Yes.

By the time I left the shop I would've expected daughters and my contracts to be WAY better than paid for with upgraded phones and dibs on the cute assistants number to boot.

Yes. Well, whilst it's always nice to hear from those of you who passed up on a career in which Lord Sugar would have struggled to hold down a position as your PA, Real Life is often a bit too short for these gladiatorial victories. I mean, seriously, who has time these days to play with a slave girl dressed as Princess Leia from Jabba's Palace in Return of the Jedi?

There were two of them in the shop. She was the senior one.

The junior bloke missold someone a phone and sim card while I was sitting there, listening to the gal get the run around from O2's retail customer service division on the phone.

Anyway, I have now been told that my old contract will be reinstated tomorrow (amazing how it can be cancelled in an instant but takes 24 hours to reinstate. I shall not hold my breath). And I have been invited back to the store to complete the transaction that I originally intended.

Hummm.

Greg, I read this thread and I am annoyed. I am annoyed at you. You are an intelligent man, you own the house, have the milf (not me personally, I'm just saying to some she is...) wife, kids, that car and the job. You had the opportunity to give it the 'big-I-am-and-will-slap-you-across-the-face-with-my-wad'o'notes-the-Tories-are-in-power' rant and you failed. You are also approaching 50, with your diminishing sexdrive comes the right to:
1. Be miserable
2. Stand and shout in a shop for 45mins whenever a shop assistant makes a mistake

You should have done what my Dad does, go in there already annoyed at the fact that they're going to do something wrong.

Honestly, you should have argued to the death and when leaving the shop (complete with two iPhone 5s for half the price with your original contract) told your child two things:

"That's how you complain"

AND

"When you're older you're gonna work in a shop like that to learn how the other half live - don't be bringing no 'brotha's' home".

But more than anything, who the hell goes into a phone shop these days anyway? These things are done over the phone with the customer service manager or complaints manaer (fabricate one) because they have the ability/authority to offer you the deals they don't sell in the shops.

TheStone

I love O2.
I give them £10.50/month and they keep giving me new phones that are worth a lot more than that on ebay.