I have no idea....
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edhornby wrote:have you asked her ???
Fail.
He is a man, we dont ask. We just get them what we deem to be appropriate (which is usually wrong)."If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always got."
PX Kaffenback 2 = Work Horse
B-Twin Alur 700 = Sundays and Hills0 -
This is what you get when you give women the vote....DisgruntledEstrogen wrote:DonDaddyD wrote:Desperate Housewife DVD (final seasons/series)
Hair dryer
Gu recipe book
Did you get those from the stereotypical women's presents shop?
All she'd need now is a pair of marigolds, a kitchen apron and one of those tacky teddy bears from Clinton's because you're "being romantic".
Question, are these presents wrong and subject to criticism if she has asked for them?Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
DonDaddyD wrote:
This is what you get when you give women the vote....Disgruntled[b]Estrogen[/b] wrote:DonDaddyD wrote:Desperate Housewife DVD (final seasons/series)
Hair dryer
Gu recipe book
Did you get those from the stereotypical women's presents shop? All she'd need now is a pair of marigolds, a kitchen apron and one of those tacky teddy bears from Clinton's because you're "being romantic".
Question, are these presents wrong and subject to criticism if she has asked for them?
DDD, are you a Yank? No? Then stop using American spelling. Everyone knows the correct spelling is oestrogen. The silent 'O' omakes oall othe odifference.FCN 3: Raleigh Record Ace fixie-to be resurrected sometime in the future
FCN 4: Planet X Schmaffenschmack 2- workhorse
FCN 9: B Twin Vitamin - winter commuter/loan bike for trainees
I'm hungry. I'm always hungry!0 -
He's a scouser, its an empty bottle of Lambrini that he filled with White Lightning...gtvlusso wrote:mudcow007 wrote:
next you will be telling me lambrini is no good to drink with christmas dinner
It would be classier to extract pi$$ from a cat at the table.....
**Remember to squeeze the cat from the neck downwards....Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
The most annoying thing is that pre-emptively I put the correct spelling into google and it came up with the american spelling, which I then copied and pasted into the thread... :evil:EKE_38BPM wrote:DonDaddyD wrote:
This is what you get when you give women the vote....Disgruntled[b]Estrogen[/b] wrote:DonDaddyD wrote:Desperate Housewife DVD (final seasons/series)
Hair dryer
Gu recipe book
Did you get those from the stereotypical women's presents shop? All she'd need now is a pair of marigolds, a kitchen apron and one of those tacky teddy bears from Clinton's because you're "being romantic".
Question, are these presents wrong and subject to criticism if she has asked for them?
DDD, are you a Yank? No? Then stop using American spelling. Everyone knows the correct spelling is oestrogen. The silent 'O' omakes oall othe odifference.Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
DonDaddyD wrote:
This is what you get when you give women the vote....DisgruntledEstrogen wrote:DonDaddyD wrote:Desperate Housewife DVD (final seasons/series)
Hair dryer
Gu recipe book
Did you get those from the stereotypical women's presents shop? All she'd need now is a pair of marigolds, a kitchen apron and one of those tacky teddy bears from Clinton's because you're "being romantic".
Question, are these presents wrong and subject to criticism if she has asked for them?
If she's asked for them, then of course not. The woman in question obviously just has different priorities than me.
My Christmas List:
Multitool for my bike
Base layers
Overshoes
Nice underwear
Jewellry
Smellies from Dyptique
A Power Drill :-)Commute: Chadderton - Sportcity0 -
msmancunia wrote:DonDaddyD wrote:
This is what you get when you give women the vote....DisgruntledEstrogen wrote:DonDaddyD wrote:Desperate Housewife DVD (final seasons/series)
Hair dryer
Gu recipe book
Did you get those from the stereotypical women's presents shop? All she'd need now is a pair of marigolds, a kitchen apron and one of those tacky teddy bears from Clinton's because you're "being romantic".
Question, are these presents wrong and subject to criticism if she has asked for them?
If she's asked for them, then of course not. The woman in question obviously just has different priorities than me.
My Christmas List:
Multitool for my bike
Base layers
Overshoes
Nice underwear
Jewellry
Smellies from Dyptique
A Power Drill :-)
Is that seriously your Christmas list? Will you marry me?0 -
msmancunia wrote:
My Christmas List:
Multitool for my bike
Base layers
Overshoes
Nice underwear
Jewellry
Smellies from Dyptique
A Power Drill :-)
eek you got pricey tastes.....
Keeping it classy since '830 -
msmancunia wrote:DonDaddyD wrote:
This is what you get when you give women the vote....DisgruntledEstrogen wrote:DonDaddyD wrote:Desperate Housewife DVD (final seasons/series)
Hair dryer
Gu recipe book
Did you get those from the stereotypical women's presents shop? All she'd need now is a pair of marigolds, a kitchen apron and one of those tacky teddy bears from Clinton's because you're "being romantic".
Question, are these presents wrong and subject to criticism if she has asked for them?
If she's asked for them, then of course not. The woman in question obviously just has different priorities than me.
My Christmas List:
Multitool for my bike
Base layers
Overshoes
Nice underwearJewellry
Smellies from Dyptique
A Power Drill :-)
What do you mean by this? As I am sure that most mens opinons of this differ from most womens."If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always got."
PX Kaffenback 2 = Work Horse
B-Twin Alur 700 = Sundays and Hills0 -
rubertoe wrote:msmancunia wrote:DonDaddyD wrote:
This is what you get when you give women the vote....DisgruntledEstrogen wrote:DonDaddyD wrote:Desperate Housewife DVD (final seasons/series)
Hair dryer
Gu recipe book
Did you get those from the stereotypical women's presents shop? All she'd need now is a pair of marigolds, a kitchen apron and one of those tacky teddy bears from Clinton's because you're "being romantic".
Question, are these presents wrong and subject to criticism if she has asked for them?
If she's asked for them, then of course not. The woman in question obviously just has different priorities than me.
My Christmas List:
Multitool for my bike
Base layers
Overshoes
Nice underwearJewellry
Smellies from Dyptique
A Power Drill :-)
What do you mean by this? As I am sure that most mens opinons of this differ from most womens.
i bet there isnt a crotchless knicker in sight......Keeping it classy since '830 -
msmancunia wrote:
My Christmas List:
Multitool for my bike
Base layers
Overshoes
Nice underwear
Jewellry
Smellies from Dyptique
A Power Drill :-)
Sh1t, you could have a great time in Las Vegas with that lot!0 -
And I'm sure your girlfriend will get you all of the above. (And a pair of flat shoes...)msmancunia wrote:DonDaddyD wrote:
This is what you get when you give women the vote....DisgruntledEstrogen wrote:DonDaddyD wrote:Desperate Housewife DVD (final seasons/series)
Hair dryer
Gu recipe book
Did you get those from the stereotypical women's presents shop? All she'd need now is a pair of marigolds, a kitchen apron and one of those tacky teddy bears from Clinton's because you're "being romantic".
Question, are these presents wrong and subject to criticism if she has asked for them?
If she's asked for them, then of course not. The woman in question obviously just has different priorities than me.
My Christmas List:
Multitool for my bike
Base layers
Overshoes
Nice underwear
Jewellry
Smellies from Dyptique
A Power Drill :-) Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
vermin wrote:msmancunia wrote:DonDaddyD wrote:
This is what you get when you give women the vote....DisgruntledEstrogen wrote:DonDaddyD wrote:Desperate Housewife DVD (final seasons/series)
Hair dryer
Gu recipe book
Did you get those from the stereotypical women's presents shop? All she'd need now is a pair of marigolds, a kitchen apron and one of those tacky teddy bears from Clinton's because you're "being romantic".
Question, are these presents wrong and subject to criticism if she has asked for them?
If she's asked for them, then of course not. The woman in question obviously just has different priorities than me.
My Christmas List:
Multitool for my bike
Base layers
Overshoes
Nice underwear
Jewellry
Smellies from Dyptique
A Power Drill :-)
Is that seriously your Christmas list? Will you marry me?
Yes, that's seriously my Christmas list.
Multitool for my bike - my saddle bag fell off last week and I lost it
Base layers - becfause it's so cold up here
Overshoes - because it's so wet up here
Nice underwear - because I have nice taste!
Jewellry - well, why not?
Smellies from Dyptique - bit of an indulgence
A Power Drill :-) My old one is dying and I have bookshelves to build. I'm empowered, see?
I'm afraid I can't marry you though - I'm kind of off men after ex gentleman caller kind of got one of his staff pregnant.... hence the smellies from Diyptique to put me in a state of calm ready for new year/new job hobnobbing with elite cyclists...Commute: Chadderton - Sportcity0 -
Ospellcheck ofail. Oi olet oyou ooff othen.DonDaddyD wrote:
The most annoying thing is that pre-emptively I put the correct spelling into google and it came up with the american spelling, which I then copied and pasted into the thread... :evil:EKE_38BPM wrote:DonDaddyD wrote:
This is what you get when you give women the vote....Disgruntled[b]Estrogen[/b] wrote:DonDaddyD wrote:Desperate Housewife DVD (final seasons/series)
Hair dryer
Gu recipe book
Did you get those from the stereotypical women's presents shop? All she'd need now is a pair of marigolds, a kitchen apron and one of those tacky teddy bears from Clinton's because you're "being romantic".
Question, are these presents wrong and subject to criticism if she has asked for them?
DDD, are you a Yank? No? Then stop using American spelling. Everyone knows the correct spelling is oestrogen. The silent 'O' omakes oall othe odifference.FCN 3: Raleigh Record Ace fixie-to be resurrected sometime in the future
FCN 4: Planet X Schmaffenschmack 2- workhorse
FCN 9: B Twin Vitamin - winter commuter/loan bike for trainees
I'm hungry. I'm always hungry!0 -
msmancunia wrote:vermin wrote:msmancunia wrote:DonDaddyD wrote:
This is what you get when you give women the vote....DisgruntledEstrogen wrote:DonDaddyD wrote:Desperate Housewife DVD (final seasons/series)
Hair dryer
Gu recipe book
Did you get those from the stereotypical women's presents shop? All she'd need now is a pair of marigolds, a kitchen apron and one of those tacky teddy bears from Clinton's because you're "being romantic".
Question, are these presents wrong and subject to criticism if she has asked for them?
If she's asked for them, then of course not. The woman in question obviously just has different priorities than me.
My Christmas List:
Multitool for my bike
Base layers
Overshoes
Nice underwear
Jewellry
Smellies from Dyptique
A Power Drill :-)
Is that seriously your Christmas list? Will you marry me?
Yes, that's seriously my Christmas list.
Multitool for my bike - my saddle bag fell off last week and I lost it
Base layers - becfause it's so cold up here
Overshoes - because it's so wet up here
Nice underwear - because I have nice taste!
Jewellry - well, why not?
Smellies from Dyptique - bit of an indulgence
A Power Drill :-) My old one is dying and I have bookshelves to build. I'm empowered, see?
I'm afraid I can't marry you though - I'm kind of off men after ex gentleman caller kind of got one of his staff pregnant.... hence the smellies from Diyptique to put me in a state of calm ready for new year/new job hobnobbing with elite cyclists...
Isnt that what the underwear is for?"If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always got."
PX Kaffenback 2 = Work Horse
B-Twin Alur 700 = Sundays and Hills0 -
And while I remember:
BTW...
NOTE: to men buying underwear for their other halves this Christmas.
1) Classy colours - we don't like hot pink or orange - ugh.
2) No Primark.
3) Check the sizing of the underwear in her drawers before you hit the shops. The size 10 me once got a pair of size 18 parachute-pants-style knickers because I apparently "looked the same size as the assistant".Commute: Chadderton - Sportcity0 -
sweet jesus, you have officially ruined my "thriftmas" this yearmsmancunia wrote:
1) Classy colours - we don't like hot pink or orange - ugh.
2) No Primark.
i was sure my Mrs would have looked dapper in her glow in the dark push up bra from primark
i hope your satisfied - actually scrub that women are never satisfied!!!!!Keeping it classy since '830 -
msmancunia wrote:My Christmas List:
Multitool for my bike
Base layers
Overshoes
Nice underwear
Jewellry
Smellies from Dyptique
A Power Drill :-)
Excellent choices
Mrs FB got a nice shiny new tool box the other year, and was delighted with it ! She already owns more power tools than me...Misguided Idealist0 -
Fireblade96 wrote:msmancunia wrote:My Christmas List:
Multitool for my bike
Base layers
Overshoes
Nice underwear
Jewellry
Smellies from Dyptique
A Power Drill :-)
Excellent choices
Mrs FB got a nice shiny new tool box the other year, and was delighted with it ! She already owns more power tools than me...
A vagazzle, for Christmas? :shock:0 -
vermin wrote:Fireblade96 wrote:msmancunia wrote:My Christmas List:
Multitool for my bike
Base layers
Overshoes
Nice underwear
Jewellry
Smellies from Dyptique
A Power Drill :-)
Excellent choices
Mrs FB got a nice shiny new tool box the other year, and was delighted with it ! She already owns more power tools than me...
A vagazzle, for Christmas? :shock:
Decorate the tree, decorate the bush...it's all festive !Misguided Idealist0 -
msmancunia wrote:1) Classy colours - we don't like hot pink or orange - ugh.
I beg to differ here; as I remember it LIT, bess her, bought an orange Viner and orange kit to go with it.....she was a girl and classy, well, posh....!0 -
oioi msmancunia whats this "Smellies from Dyptique" i know not this sound.. :?
thought i was on a roll with Lush stuffs, an was looking forward to the shops smell
Shame your on the wrong side of the the M62, you could wear my gf's skin & i can pretend she likes cycling :roll:0 -
bushu wrote:oioi msmancunia whats this "Smellies from Dyptique" i know not this sound.. :?
thought i was on a roll with Lush stuffs, an was looking forward to the shops smell
Shame your on the wrong side of the the M62, you could wear my gf's skin & i can pretend she likes cycling :roll:
Ahem - http://www.liberty.co.uk/fcp/categoryli ... r/diptyque
(Jo Malone is also v good) - get yourself to Harvey Nicks in that Leeds. You know what Mancunians say about you Yorkshire types - short arms, long pockets, so push the boat out!
And have you any idea how "you could wear my gf's skin" sounds? :shock:Commute: Chadderton - Sportcity0 -
don't fall for this one, shops size boobs differently so best check the brand and then try match :?msmancunia wrote:3) Check the sizing of the underwear in her drawers before you hit the shops. The size 10 me once got a pair of size 18 parachute-pants-style knickers because I apparently "looked the same size as the assistant".
Like a maniac, but i wont try fool anyone into thinking otherwise
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Don't know who is wearing Mrs WBW's skin right now, but they might have ironed it before they put it on. :roll:Nobody told me we had a communication problem0
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msmancunia wrote:And while I remember:
BTW...
NOTE: to men buying underwear for their other halves this Christmas.
1) Classy colours - we don't like hot pink or orange - ugh.
2) No Primark.
3) Check the sizing of the underwear in her drawers before you hit the shops. The size 10 me once got a pair of size 18 parachute-pants-style knickers because I apparently "looked the same size as the assistant".
That's where you are going wrong. The real present for your bloke is not wearing any underwear...
/skool'dFood Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
I once had difficulty trying to work out which overshoe to put on which foot. The shop assistant explained that there was a 'L' indicating which overshoe to put on my left foot and and a 'R' indicating which went on the right foot.
I guess that explains why the wife has got C&A in her knickers?Nobody told me we had a communication problem0 -
walkingbootweather wrote:I once had difficulty trying to work out which overshoe to put on which foot. The shop assistant explained that there was a 'L' indicating which overshoe to put on my left foot and and a 'R' indicating which went on the right foot.
I guess that explains why the wife has got C&A in her knickers? "If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always got."
PX Kaffenback 2 = Work Horse
B-Twin Alur 700 = Sundays and Hills0 -
Altho correct DDD, that'd be akin to buying nothing and still expecting the lingerie show for xmas morning..
C&A It's still going abroad, the shop.. 
EDIT-Need to wrap my presents but there's fettling to do and a new parktool stand, decisions, decisions..0
