I have no idea....

gtvlusso
gtvlusso Posts: 5,112
edited December 2012 in Commuting chat
What to buy my wife for Christmas....

Totally lost....

laydee gtvlusso is pregnant and getting big, so clothes are probably out!
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  • rubertoe
    rubertoe Posts: 3,994
    gtvlusso wrote:
    What to buy my wife for Christmas....

    Totally lost....

    laydee gtvlusso is pregnant and getting big, so clothes are probably out!

    This is the annual problem the male of the species unfortunately goes through.

    How about a new bike?

    Luckily for me my girlfriend has lost one of her favourite earings so it was an easy choice for me!
    "If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always got."

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  • iPete
    iPete Posts: 6,076
    I've picked up loads of stuff over the last few weeks, really got into this Crimbo shopping vibe!




    but wtf do I buy everyone else who isn't me?!!
  • msmancunia
    msmancunia Posts: 1,415
    gtvlusso wrote:
    What to buy my wife for Christmas....

    Totally lost....

    laydee gtvlusso is pregnant and getting big, so clothes are probably out!

    If she's getting big and possibly f**ked off, then I'd go jewellry or seriously high-end smellies.
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  • gtvlusso
    gtvlusso Posts: 5,112
    Hmmm - the girl does have an eye for anything that sparkles.....

    Thats'll be the bonus gone then :-(
  • msmancunia
    msmancunia Posts: 1,415
    Well, if it's your first baby then it's a nice tradition to give an eternity ring....

    And if it's jewellry then Georg Jensen, Tiffany, Links do nice stuff that's not too expensive.

    And if she loves you (which she must do!) then she'll be happy that you've just gone out and bought her something nice :-)
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  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    rubertoe wrote:
    gtvlusso wrote:
    What to buy my wife for Christmas....

    Totally lost....

    laydee gtvlusso is pregnant and getting big, so clothes are probably out!

    This is the annual problem the male of the species unfortunately goes through.

    How about a new bike?

    Luckily for me my girlfriend has lost one of her favourite earings so it was an easy choice for me!

    l47bh.jpg
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  • gtvlusso
    gtvlusso Posts: 5,112
    msmancunia wrote:
    Well, if it's your first baby then it's a nice tradition to give an eternity ring....

    And if it's jewellry then Georg Jensen, Tiffany, Links do nice stuff that's not too expensive.

    And if she loves you (which she must do!) then she'll be happy that you've just gone out and bought her something nice :-)

    I've taken a real shine to you! :D

    Our second kiddo, I already did the eternity ring thing....

    Gotta get something from my daughter to my wife too.....and the dog, Wilma has to buy her something.
  • sadlybiggins
    sadlybiggins Posts: 158
    Kieran_Burns wrote:
    rubertoe wrote:
    gtvlusso wrote:
    What to buy my wife for Christmas....

    Totally lost....

    laydee gtvlusso is pregnant and getting big, so clothes are probably out!

    This is the annual problem the male of the species unfortunately goes through.

    How about a new bike?

    Luckily for me my girlfriend has lost one of her favourite earings so it was an easy choice for me!

    l47bh.jpg

    That's really going to hurt her earlobe I'd have thought
  • CiB
    CiB Posts: 6,098
    Kieran_Burns wrote:
    l47bh.jpg
    Thanks. i'm just off out for an hour or so to do mine and was in the same position as gtv. That'll do for her, if I can find a pair in silver.
  • gtvlusso
    gtvlusso Posts: 5,112
    CiB wrote:
    Kieran_Burns wrote:
    l47bh.jpg
    Thanks. i'm just off out for an hour or so to do mine and was in the same position as gtv. That'll do for her, if I can find a pair in silver.

    I thought it was for smacking her on the head with for losing the earring in the first place.....
  • asprilla
    asprilla Posts: 8,440
    Mrs A wants a handbag.

    Actually Mrs A wants the handbag. She's wanted the handbag for two years now she just hasn't been able to find it. That's two birthdays and coming up to three Xmas' without me actually getting her a gift that is anything more than a token present.
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  • gtvlusso
    gtvlusso Posts: 5,112
    Hmmm - checking the Mulberry website.....

    She already has 1 Mulberry bag, but a girl can never have enough bags.....
  • mudcow007
    mudcow007 Posts: 3,861
    in my "unsuccessful" history of the opposite sex, i have gleaned that they are all magpies an love 'owt that is shiny

    avoid Boodles or you will have to sell a kidney an possibly lung

    instead go with Elizabeth Duke from Argos, every chick i know....cant resist the shiny goodness of "sovereigns", the more "Eric Bristow" the better

    im talking like

    9ct-yellow-gold-18mm-leaf-sovereign-ring_zps3c096b96.jpg

    nothing says i love you that a clump of 9ct awesomeness
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  • rubertoe
    rubertoe Posts: 3,994
    Just had an another e-mail from Miss Toe.

    She sent me a link to the timberland website and some boots she likes...

    Women, it appears, also cannot have enough shoes.
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  • gtvlusso
    gtvlusso Posts: 5,112
    mudcow007 wrote:

    9ct-yellow-gold-18mm-leaf-sovereign-ring_zps3c096b96.jpg

    It's genius, it mixes bling and narcotics! You are on f*cking fire my man!
  • asprilla
    asprilla Posts: 8,440
    gtvlusso wrote:
    Hmmm - checking the Mulberry website.....

    She already has 1 Mulberry bag, but a girl can never have enough bags.....

    She took a passing interest in a Mulberry bag in Bentalls the other day, but the clasp was too shiny. Or something.
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  • msmancunia
    msmancunia Posts: 1,415
    mudcow007 wrote:
    in my "unsuccessful" history of the opposite sex, i have gleaned that they are all magpies an love 'owt that is shiny

    avoid Boodles or you will have to sell a kidney an possibly lung

    instead go with Elizabeth Duke from Argos, every chick i know....cant resist the shiny goodness of "sovereigns", the more "Eric Bristow" the better

    im talking like

    9ct-yellow-gold-18mm-leaf-sovereign-ring_zps3c096b96.jpg

    nothing says i love you that a clump of 9ct awesomeness

    Mrs Mudcow must be one lucky lady. :shock:

    Mudcow, I seriously hope you're going to pony up and get her something nice!
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  • mudcow007
    mudcow007 Posts: 3,861
    msmancunia wrote:
    mudcow007 wrote:
    in my "unsuccessful" history of the opposite sex, i have gleaned that they are all magpies an love 'owt that is shiny

    avoid Boodles or you will have to sell a kidney an possibly lung

    instead go with Elizabeth Duke from Argos, every chick i know....cant resist the shiny goodness of "sovereigns", the more "Eric Bristow" the better

    im talking like

    9ct-yellow-gold-18mm-leaf-sovereign-ring_zps3c096b96.jpg

    nothing says i love you that a clump of 9ct awesomeness

    Mrs Mudcow must be one lucky lady. :shock:

    Mudcow, I seriously hope you're going to pony up and get her something nice!

    oh this Christmas i went about mad to be honest..i got her a new sovereign, but - get this instead of a sovereign coin i got her a shiny pound coin mounted instead

    she is going to be the talk of the bingo hall
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  • the_fuggler
    the_fuggler Posts: 1,228
    gtvlusso wrote:
    Hmmm - checking the Mulberry website.....

    She already has 1 Mulberry bag, but a girl can never have enough bags.....

    Good call - as my wife tells me, shoes and handbags don't make you feel fat (although the shoes part doesn't necessarily apply during pregnancy)...
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  • gtvlusso
    gtvlusso Posts: 5,112
    Make sure that the coin is mounted with the tail side up.....if you know what I mean....
  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 29,881
    Asprilla wrote:
    gtvlusso wrote:
    Hmmm - checking the Mulberry website.....

    She already has 1 Mulberry bag, but a girl can never have enough bags.....

    She took a passing interest in a Mulberry bag in Bentalls the other day, but the clasp was too shiny. Or something.

    Reminds me of those "That's not my _____" tactile books for the littl'uns
    That's not my Mulberry bag, the clasp is too shiny.
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  • msmancunia
    msmancunia Posts: 1,415
    Classy lady!

    Deep down though I suspect this is all a bluff, and you are in fact some top scouse laywer who went to Bluecoats and then Durham, with a model-style girlfriend and a house in Formby... :lol:
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  • asprilla
    asprilla Posts: 8,440
    rjsterry wrote:
    Asprilla wrote:
    gtvlusso wrote:
    Hmmm - checking the Mulberry website.....

    She already has 1 Mulberry bag, but a girl can never have enough bags.....

    She took a passing interest in a Mulberry bag in Bentalls the other day, but the clasp was too shiny. Or something.

    Reminds me of those "That's not my _____" tactile books for the littl'uns
    That's not my Mulberry bag, the clasp is too shiny.

    Try reading 'That's not my Princess, her fan is too furry' without sniggering.
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  • cyclingprop
    cyclingprop Posts: 2,426
    I was going down the bike route, but the one I was going to suggest could:
    Stimulate childbirth
    Stimulate your wife
    Get me in trouble at work by googling it.
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  • Sharkyssurfers
    Sharkyssurfers Posts: 767
    hows about getting a printed t-shirt or sweatshirt with does my bump look big in this, i'm sure she will be pleased*

    *after puttting you in A&E :lol:
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  • mudcow007
    mudcow007 Posts: 3,861
    msmancunia wrote:
    Classy lady!

    Deep down though I suspect this is all a bluff, and you are in fact some top scouse laywer who went to Bluecoats and then Durham, with a model-style girlfriend and a house in Formby... :lol:

    ha!

    it manager

    pffft bluecoats!

    ljmu

    an childwall :P
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Desperate Housewife DVD (final seasons/series)
    Hair dryer
    Gu recipe book
    Food Chain number = 4

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  • msmancunia
    msmancunia Posts: 1,415
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Desperate Housewife DVD (final seasons/series)
    Hair dryer
    Gu recipe book

    Did you get those from the stereotypical women's presents shop? :lol: All she'd need now is a pair of marigolds, a kitchen apron and one of those tacky teddy bears from Clinton's because you're "being romantic".
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  • mudcow007
    mudcow007 Posts: 3,861
    msmancunia wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Desperate Housewife DVD (final seasons/series)
    Hair dryer
    Gu recipe book

    Did you get those from the stereotypical women's presents shop? :lol: All she'd need now is a pair of marigolds, a kitchen apron and one of those tacky teddy bears from Clinton's because you're "being romantic".

    whow there "sugar boobs"...steady on

    you mean birds really dont like "from me to you" stuff

    ahh crap i have to rethink my whole strategy now

    next you will be telling me lambrini is no good to drink with christmas dinner
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  • edhornby
    edhornby Posts: 1,741
    have you asked her ???

    on my mrs list

    iphone touch gloves
    coat
    lush stuff
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