The whore on Britains roads
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msmancunia wrote:How can this thread have got to two pages without anyone mentioning the "going the wrong way up a back entry" type innuendo?? Disappointing, guys - think you're losing your touch!
We were just waiting for you to crack and blurt that one out. Always interesting to see how close that is to the forefront of a lady's mind when the innuendo starts flowing.
You filthy minx, you love it, don't you, I know your type, etc, etc...
Personally, when I learnt, the biggest trick was being gentle with the throttle when you'd fully engaged the choke. All sorts of potential problems in that department.0 -
msmancunia wrote:They hang around the driving test centre in Cheetham Hill during the day and always used to wave at me when I was practicing my three point turns and stuff.
The day they saw me being driven back by my instructor (they could tell from this thatI'd passed my test) the lovely ladies all gave me a round of applause and the thumbs up :-)
In Italy I'm sure appropriate warnings would be given.
Nobody told me we had a communication problem0 -
Surely it's more of an invite than a warningwalkingbootweather wrote:In Italy I'm sure appropriate warnings would be given.
Although those Italian hookers seem to have badly deformed left hands."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
My instructor was called Burnt Amber. She was very good as showing me how to perfect an uphill start, but I would always give it too much throttle and find myself coming over the top at reckless speeds.0
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Classic case of poor crotch control.0
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As the old Durex ad used to say: "Be careful when pulling out to avoid children"ROAD < Scott Foil HMX Di2, Volagi Liscio Di2, Jamis Renegade Elite Di2, Cube Reaction Race > ROUGH0
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walkingbootweather wrote:msmancunia wrote:They hang around the driving test centre in Cheetham Hill during the day and always used to wave at me when I was practicing my three point turns and stuff.
The day they saw me being driven back by my instructor (they could tell from this thatI'd passed my test) the lovely ladies all gave me a round of applause and the thumbs up :-)
In Italy I'm sure appropriate warnings would be given.
Remember seeing these about - nearly crashed an expensive Mercedes in Modena because of a La perla ad in a 'red light' district.....I was just passing through, honest guv!
They have even given her a big bust!!!!! Genius!0 -
It is illegal to solicit sex on the street. It is not illegal for a lady to sell sex from within a property or to sell her time and during that time you have sex with her. It is illegal for more than one lady to work from a single property.
Oh and 'on it like a bonnet'.Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
DonDaddyD wrote:It is illegal to solicit sex on the street. It is not illegal for a lady to sell sex from within a property or to sell her time and during that time you have sex with her. It is illegal for more than one lady to work from a single property.
Oh and 'on it like a bonnet'.
Care to elaborate how you know so much?"If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always got."
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B-Twin Alur 700 = Sundays and Hills0 -
rubertoe wrote:DonDaddyD wrote:It is illegal to solicit sex on the street. It is not illegal for a lady to sell sex from within a property or to sell her time and during that time you have sex with her. It is illegal for more than one lady to work from a single property.
Oh and 'on it like a bonnet'.
Care to elaborate how you know so much?
meh that sort of thing comes up in police/crime progs0 -
roger merriman wrote:rubertoe wrote:DonDaddyD wrote:It is illegal to solicit sex on the street. It is not illegal for a lady to sell sex from within a property or to sell her time and during that time you have sex with her. It is illegal for more than one lady to work from a single property.
Oh and 'on it like a bonnet'.
Care to elaborate how you know so much?
meh that sort of thing comes up in police/crime progs
Funny thing is I learned it from Mums Net. 445 posts on this particular thread and I think they manage to provide info about Britans entire sex industry...Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
Its gone quiet and none of the lawyers have been on to correct me....
Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
Where you do your research is up to you.What do you mean you think 64cm is a big frame?0
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Backstreet driving.....Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
This is all a bit sordid for me.. I'll be waiting for spring and re-emergence of 'The Phwooaar on Britain's Roads'...
I have my coat on and I'm halfway to the door already.. :oops:Kinesis Racelite 4s disc
Kona Paddy Wagon
Canyon Roadlite Al 7.0 - reborn as single speed!
Felt Z85 - mangled by taxi.0
