Silly Commuting Songbook

cornerblock

Domestiquel :roll: Mystery Le Tour - The Beatles

mtb-idle

Agent57 wrote:

Maillot Jaune's a Dustman - Lonnie Donegan

That's quality, right there.

"I can ride for miles" - The Who

cornerblock

Hills 'n' Spills and Grabbybrakes - Happy Mondays

pastryboy

Singin' Indurain - Gene Kelly

She Merckz hard for the money - Donna Summer

jejv

UCI - Sex Pistols
Raise [your cadence] - Boca Juniors
Now My Feet Won't Touch the Ground - Speedplay
Chain Gang, Shiftin' the night away - Sam Cooke
Back on the chain gang - Pretenders
Single Track Mind - Motorhead
Climb Every Mountain - Julie Andrews
Sunday Morning - Velvet Underground & Nico

rjsterry

Chain Gangnam Style -Psi

SteppenHerring

Chainring of Fire - Johnny Cash
On Ilkley Moor Bartape - Trad

Wheelspinner

Shifters Are Doing It For Themselves (The Di2 Club Mix) - Annie Lennox and Aretha Franklin

walkingbootweather

Firestrava

rjsterry

Toe Clips of the Heart - Bonnie Tyler

SteppenHerring

Evans know I'm miserable now - The Smiths

SteppenHerring

The boy with the thorn in his tyre
There is a back light that never goes out
Some gears are bigger than others
Frankly Mr. Sherwin
Never scalped no one ever

gtvlusso

Love lift us up the col du vence - Joe Cocker and Jennifer Warnes

rjsterry

Trackstand so close to me - The Police

SteppenHerring

Supermassive Pot Hole - Muse
Levi Stubbs' Gears - Billy Bragg
Spoke key gone to Evans - The Pixies
Wise Up (wheel) Sucker - PWEI

vermin

Sympathy For The UCI - The Rolling Stones

walkingbootweather

Don't blame it on the sunshine
Don't blame it on the moonlight
Don't blame it on good times
Blame it on Wiggle

SteppenHerring

Girlfriend on a Kona - The Smiths
Lord Hereford's Knog - Half Man Half Biscuit

cornerblock

There's a Guy Works Down the Bike Shop Wears His Hi-vis - Kirsty MacColl

Kieran_Burns

rjsterry wrote:

A shameless crib from ISIHAC, but we've a well-established team of punsters (Kieran, I'm looking at you in particular), and it would be a shame to waste such talent. I'll start:

Grimpeur, We Love You!

EDIT: OK, for those not aware of Messrs Garden Garden, Brook-Taylor, Cryer et al, the idea is to come up with cycling related pun shoe-horned into a well-known song title.

Except *I* will buck the trend

Headlights, White Lines and black tar rivers. - The Levellers.

nuh. See. *I* came up with a genuine one. This makes me a genius for thinking outside the box.

Oh fer fecks sake... Go on then: Hope Street - Levellers.

on-One Way - Levellers.

PBo

Ring my be-e-ell, ring my bell, (ring my bell, ding dong ding) -Anita ward
(It's not a) bicycle race - queen
High visibility - kids from fame
Bike -pink floyd landis
Cycle super highway to hell- ac/dc
Wheel meet again - dame Vera Lynn

mtb-idle

"Happiness is a warm bum" (commuter guards remix) - The Beatles

walkingbootweather

Wheel stand together - Paul McCartney & The Knog Chorus

For those of you riding poorly adjusted triples and don't lock your bikes properly...

Stuck in the Middle with you - Steal his Wheel

jejv

SteppenHerring wrote:

The boy with the thorn in his tyre

SteppenHerring wrote:

On Ilkley Moor Bartape - Trad

That's good. I can only offer:

I'm so bored with the U.C.I. - The Clash

And:

One way or another
I'm gonna geta geta geta geta
One way or another I'm gonna
I'm gonna geta geta geta geta

The top of that hill. - Blondie

rjsterry

Bidon't Bring Me Down - ELO
Gilet Lady Lay - Bob Dylan

walkingbootweather

Do you wheelie want to hurt me - Culture Club (The Jonathan Ross mix)

jejv

Non, je ne regrette rien - Lance Armstrong

nigglenoo

MTB-Idle wrote:

"Nights on Blood Statins" the Moody Blues

Should be the Elkie Brooks version

nigglenoo

Don’t Fear the Grimpeur - Blue Orbit Cult

Sport People - Randonneur Newman

2-4-6-8 Superhighway - Boris Johnson Band

Down Goes the Tube in a Station at Midnight - The Jam

Pump It - Salt-N-Gritter

Easy Cranking - Bob Jackson and the Wheelers

walkingbootweather

Its'a SMIDSY, "Tiny Weaner!", yells a plonker trying to kill me,
that's why I swore on my ride in today......