Silly Commuting Songbook
rjsterry
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A shameless crib from ISIHAC, but we've a well-established team of punsters (Kieran, I'm looking at you in particular), and it would be a shame to waste such talent. I'll start:
Grimpeur, We Love You!
EDIT: OK, for those not aware of Messrs Garden Garden, Brook-Taylor, Cryer et al, the idea is to come up with cycling related pun shoe-horned into a well-known song title.
Grimpeur, We Love You!
EDIT: OK, for those not aware of Messrs Garden Garden, Brook-Taylor, Cryer et al, the idea is to come up with cycling related pun shoe-horned into a well-known song title.
1985 Mercian King of Mercia - work in progress (Hah! Who am I kidding?)
Pinnacle Monzonite
Part of the anti-growth coalition
Pinnacle Monzonite
Part of the anti-growth coalition
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"I can ride cleanly now that Lance has gone" by Johnny NashFCN = 40
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and on the same theme "Lance will tear us apart" by Joy DivisionFCN = 40
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this is too easy "American Lie" by Don McLeanFCN = 40
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"USADA Police" by Radiohead
Shall I stop now?FCN = 40 -
"Every Drug you Take" The PoliceFCN = 40
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"Nights on Blood Statins" the Moody BluesFCN = 40
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"Can't Get You Out of My Blood" Kylie MinogueFCN = 40
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Blimey, hit a nerve there.
You could rewrite that Led Zeppelin classic
"There's a doctor I know..."1985 Mercian King of Mercia - work in progress (Hah! Who am I kidding?)
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Don't Bring me down - EPO.
Lightening the mood a little I was trying to think of a song about this bike
I've got it......
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Derailleur make me feel - Michael JacksonFCN 5 belt driven fixie for city bits
CAADX 105 beastie for bumpy bits
Litespeed L3 for Strava bits
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.0 -
You're BeOne that I want - John Travolta & Alivio Newton-JohnNobody told me we had a communication problem0
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Itsy-Bitsy-Teeny-Weeny-Yellow-Polka-Dot-Rick-Chasey0
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Mr. Team Sky0
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Tainted blood - soft shell0
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Lycra bridge over troubled waters...
or was it..
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Bat Out Of Helmet - MeatLoaf
Hi Viz Silver Lining - Jeff "Off The" Beck1985 Mercian King of Mercia - work in progress (Hah! Who am I kidding?)
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Chamois Over The Rainbow0
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Car less Hipster - George MichaelNobody told me we had a communication problem0
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Ride of the Valverde - Wagner
Here to chainstay - Korn
Lance take a bow - Smiths (In fact you can associate any smiths song title with cycling, but they are not puns....or funny.)
Last chain home - Lost prophets
Be agricole - Faith No More
Armstrong enough (to be my man) - Sheryl Crow
Come and smash me said the boy with the magic pedals - Sonic Youth
Shoot me, now!!!! Please!!!0 -
Wheel around the Mountain. Smiths again.0
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cipiollina - PWEI (pop will eat itself)0
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Contador so simple - Wu Tang Clan0
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Shame on a Wiggo - Wu Tang Clan (oh dear!)
Menchov Stone - Stone Roses
Silver Pantanis - Sonic Youth0 -
(We all live Pina) Rello Submarine0
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Sprocket Man - Elton John
Cyclo Killer - Talking Heads
Go Gel it on the Mountain - The Wailers
Panasonic Boom Boy - Westworld
Maillot Jaune's a Dustman - Lonnie Donegan
Lugs Will Tear Us Apart - Joy Division
Saddle be the Day - Buddy Holly0
