Four words you don't want to hear

Frank the tank

After you've just had sex.

How's about that then!

golfergmc

While having sex.

Is it in yet? :shock:

Simmotino

Before sex.

Don't forget the banana.

:shock:

cornerblock

After you've just had sex.

My real name's Bob.

CrunchyToes

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

nevman

Before.

Can you smell chloroform?

chaos75

After
Please dont tell mum.

mallorcajeff

After

Got My Results "Positive"

nevman

During.

Was that the door?

OffTheBackAdam

During.
"Hi honey, I'm home"

capt_slog

"That ceiling needs painting"

roypsb

During or after - "I've got this itch"

seanoconn

After

I'm late for school

CiB

Before:
In your dreams matey-boy.

After
Dave was better really.

Mystique

Before: "Blimey, is that it?"

During: "Is it in yet?"

Cubic

I remember from an old thread called something like "Three words to say after sex", chuckling at:



This. Is. SPARTA!!!

Kieran_Burns

Before: "the ceiling needs painting"

During: "you're between the sheets"

After: "your dad was better"

cornerblock

During.

Someone's nicking your bike!

mudcow007

Kieran_Burns wrote:

Before: "the ceiling needs painting"

During: "you're between the sheets"

After: "your dad was better"

Or

"your dads was bigger"

covert ops

upon reaching the crescendo

"back of the net" in an alan partridge voice

or

"sorry, i fell sleep"

DesB3rd

My turn - roll over.

Loretta Damage

"It's coming in dry".

redvee

Before or after:

That'll be be £xx

CiB

(In a worrying accent)

Are you my mummy?

Dr Who, for those that have the wrong end of the wrong stick.

mudcow007

i'm late this month......

TheCornishMong

That's never happened before...

CiB

This rohypnol's wearing off.

bigsharn

"That's my dad's car"

verylonglegs

That usually costs extra.

cat_with_no_tail

"I forgot my pill"

"looks like it's split"

cat_with_no_tail

My husband's watching us