Four words you don't want to hear
Frank the tank
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After you've just had sex.
How's about that then!
How's about that then!
Tail end Charlie
The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
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While having sex.
Is it in yet? :shock:Cervelo S5 Team 2012
Scott Addict R2 2010
Specialized Rockhopper Comp SL 2010
Kona Tanuki Supreme0 -
Before sex.
Don't forget the banana.
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After you've just had sex.
My real name's Bob.0 -
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Before.
Can you smell chloroform?Whats the solution? Just pedal faster you baby.
Summer B,man Team Carbon LE#222
Winter Alan Top Cross
All rounder Spec. Allez.0 -
After
Please dont tell mum.0 -
After
Got My Results "Positive"0 -
During.
Was that the door?Whats the solution? Just pedal faster you baby.
Summer B,man Team Carbon LE#222
Winter Alan Top Cross
All rounder Spec. Allez.0 -
During.
"Hi honey, I'm home"Remember that you are an Englishman and thus have won first prize in the lottery of life.0 -
"That ceiling needs painting"
The older I get, the better I was.0 -
During or after - "I've got this itch"0
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After
I'm late for schoolPinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
Before:
In your dreams matey-boy.
After
Dave was better really.0 -
Before: "Blimey, is that it?"
During: "Is it in yet?"0 -
I remember from an old thread called something like "Three words to say after sex", chuckling at:
This. Is. SPARTA!!!0 -
Before: "the ceiling needs painting"
During: "you're between the sheets"
After: "your dad was better"Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
2011 Trek Madone 4.5
2012 Felt F65X
Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter0 -
During.
Someone's nicking your bike!0 -
Kieran_Burns wrote:Before: "the ceiling needs painting"
During: "you're between the sheets"
After: "your dad was better"
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"your dads was bigger"Keeping it classy since '830 -
upon reaching the crescendo
"back of the net" in an alan partridge voice
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"sorry, i fell sleep"0 -
My turn - roll over.0
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"It's coming in dry".0
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Before or after:
That'll be be £xxI've added a signature to prove it is still possible.0 -
(In a worrying accent)
Are you my mummy?
Dr Who, for those that have the wrong end of the wrong stick.
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i'm late this month......Keeping it classy since '830
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That's never happened before...0
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This rohypnol's wearing off.0
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"That's my dad's car"0
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That usually costs extra.0
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"I forgot my pill"
"looks like it's split"0 -
My husband's watching us0
