Seemingly trivial things that cheer you up
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Cowsham wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:realising just how good coffee and a sausage roll tastes after a 180 mile mile ride at an average 24mph and 371 watts.
so good in fact i'm going to have a second one.
Electric bikes are cheating, you know that don't you?
which is why i don't have one.
i'm just realy, really good at cycling.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
That is undeniable.Matthewfalle wrote:Cowsham wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:realising just how good coffee and a sausage roll tastes after a 180 mile mile ride at an average 24mph and 371 watts.
so good in fact i'm going to have a second one.
Electric bikes are cheating, you know that don't you?
which is why i don't have one.
i'm just realy, really good at cycling.
I think you left out a decimal point though.
The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
I am not sure. You have no chance.Veronese68 wrote:PB is the most sensible person on here.0 -
PBlakeney wrote:
That is undeniable.Matthewfalle wrote:Cowsham wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:realising just how good coffee and a sausage roll tastes after a 180 mile mile ride at an average 24mph and 371 watts.
so good in fact i'm going to have a second one.
Electric bikes are cheating, you know that don't you?
which is why i don't have one.
i'm just realy, really good at cycling.
I think you left out a decimal point though.
Yes:
24.9 mph and 371.9 watts Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
(Craphat.)
What I like are the initials WC - refers to a toilet and abbreviates working class. Fitting really....take your pickelf on your holibobs....
jeez :roll:0 -
On my cycle to work this morning I saw a grey squirrel scamper across the road in front of me and leap over the grass verge heading into the trees that lined the road, but as he leapt he looked at me, hit one of the wires in the sheep fencing and landed on his head. Just proves we all have our off days.0
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Cowsham wrote:On my cycle to work this morning I saw a grey squirrel scamper across the road in front of me and leap over the grass verge heading into the trees that lined the road, but as he leapt he looked at me, hit one of the wires in the sheep fencing and landed on his head. Just proves we all have our off days.
Was it wearing a helmet?0 -
One of the most comic things I've ever seen in real life:
Out on a lunchtime run from work. Running fast downhill through woods, I came round a corner to see two red squirrels on the path in front of me. I was going fast and clearly surprised them a lot: they both did that random leg movement thing for half a second or so, then shot off - directly towards each other, so they bounced off each other spectacularly, and I was almost running over them before they ran off in opposite directions.
You had to be there, obvs, but I still laugh at the memory of those little feet drumming followed by the collision.0 -
Matthewfalle wrote:PBlakeney wrote:
That is undeniable.Matthewfalle wrote:Cowsham wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:realising just how good coffee and a sausage roll tastes after a 180 mile mile ride at an average 24mph and 371 watts.
so good in fact i'm going to have a second one.
Electric bikes are cheating, you know that don't you?
which is why i don't have one.
i'm just realy, really good at cycling.
I think you left out a decimal point though.
Yes:
24.9 mph and 371.9 watts
290km at 40kph??
Were you in the main bunch for this year's Milan-San Remo or something?
http://www.bikeraceinfo.com/classics/Mi ... -remo.html294 kilometers raced at an average speed of 40.208 km/hr
1 NIBALI Vincenzo Bahrain-Merida 7hr 18min 43sec
2 EWAN Caleb Mitchelton-Scott s.t.
I mean, with that average power, you could have won the stage to Ventoux a couple years ago.
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Errr, I think that was maybe MF with his troll hat on, rather than any of the other ones he likes to wear0
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Rick Chasey wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:PBlakeney wrote:
That is undeniable.Matthewfalle wrote:Cowsham wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:realising just how good coffee and a sausage roll tastes after a 180 mile mile ride at an average 24mph and 371 watts.
so good in fact i'm going to have a second one.
Electric bikes are cheating, you know that don't you?
which is why i don't have one.
i'm just realy, really good at cycling.
I think you left out a decimal point though.
Yes:
24.9 mph and 371.9 watts
290km at 40kph??
Were you in the main bunch for this year's Milan-San Remo or something?
http://www.bikeraceinfo.com/classics/Mi ... -remo.html294 kilometers raced at an average speed of 40.208 km/hr
1 NIBALI Vincenzo Bahrain-Merida 7hr 18min 43sec
2 EWAN Caleb Mitchelton-Scott s.t.
I mean, with that average power, you could have won the stage to Ventoux a couple years ago.
No - just out for a ride.
It's just riding a bike - it's not that difficult. Well, for some it is but I tend to find it quite easy.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
bompington wrote:Errr, I think that was maybe MF with his troll hat on, rather than any of the other ones he likes to wear
Negatron my man. Just out for a ride. Not my fault I'm good. Blame my genes.
Naughty to try and get the troll stick out..........Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Matthewfalle wrote:
Smithy was right you know.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Rick Chasey wrote:No. Way.
Jealousy will get you no where Richard.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Rick Chasey wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:PBlakeney wrote:
That is undeniable.Matthewfalle wrote:Cowsham wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:realising just how good coffee and a sausage roll tastes after a 180 mile mile ride at an average 24mph and 371 watts.
so good in fact i'm going to have a second one.
Electric bikes are cheating, you know that don't you?
which is why i don't have one.
i'm just realy, really good at cycling.
I think you left out a decimal point though.
Yes:
24.9 mph and 371.9 watts
290km at 40kph??
Were you in the main bunch for this year's Milan-San Remo or something?
http://www.bikeraceinfo.com/classics/Mi ... -remo.html294 kilometers raced at an average speed of 40.208 km/hr
1 NIBALI Vincenzo Bahrain-Merida 7hr 18min 43sec
2 EWAN Caleb Mitchelton-Scott s.t.
I mean, with that average power, you could have won the stage to Ventoux a couple years ago.
I knew right away he was joking cos It would take 4kw to haul Mats ass 180miles0 -
Matthewfalle wrote:realising just how good coffee and a sausage roll tastes after a 180 mile mile ride at an average 24mph and 371 watts.
so good in fact i'm going to have a second one.
Any chance of a signed photo?0 -
Out on a morning ride just now with my brother in law in the Surrey hills we spotted Captain Bianchi!!
Riding a celeste Bianchi road bike with celeste bar tape, wearing a celeste jersey with celeste arm warmers, shorts with a celeste stripe down the side, celeste gloves and celeste shoe covers.
Completely over the top of course but it made us chuckle for the rest of the ride.0 -
Watching the Tour de Yorkshire. What magnificent countryside and roads for cycling. It's great to see the Yorkshire people giving such wonderful support to the event also. Brilliant!0
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Matthewfalle wrote:realising just how good coffee and a sausage roll tastes after a 180 mile mile ride at an average 24mph and 371 watts.
so good in fact i'm going to have a second one.
I think with those stats you are nearly good enough to join a club
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If I have 2 coffees and 2 sausage rolls can I join a club too?diplodicus wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:realising just how good coffee and a sausage roll tastes after a 180 mile mile ride at an average 24mph and 371 watts.
so good in fact i'm going to have a second one.
I think with those stats you are nearly good enough to join a club"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Hell yeah0
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diplodicus wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:realising just how good coffee and a sausage roll tastes after a 180 mile mile ride at an average 24mph and 371 watts.
so good in fact i'm going to have a second one.
I think with those stats you are nearly good enough to join a club
thats what mf is training for.
hopefully he can join the club then work his way up to the "fast group". its one of his aspirations.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Frank Wilson wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:realising just how good coffee and a sausage roll tastes after a 180 mile mile ride at an average 24mph and 371 watts.
so good in fact i'm going to have a second one.
Any chance of a signed photo?
mf says no because you are a horrible homophobic ass.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Matthewfalle wrote:realising just how good coffee and a sausage roll tastes after a 180 mile mile ride at an average 24mph and 371 watts.
so good in fact i'm going to have a second one.
Only one coffee and sausage roll this month then?0 -
Cowsham wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:realising just how good coffee and a sausage roll tastes after a 180 mile mile ride at an average 24mph and 371 watts.
so good in fact i'm going to have a second one.
Only one coffee and sausage roll this month then?
MF realises that maybe sausage rolls aren't the most efficient of training foods so he decided to supplement them with Melton Mowbray pork pies.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
MF is still buzzing from Pitch Perfect last night and is excited about Pitch Perfect 2 this coming Friday.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Don't be.Matthewfalle wrote:MF is still buzzing from Pitch Perfect last night and is excited about Pitch Perfect 2 this coming Friday.The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
I am not sure. You have no chance.Veronese68 wrote:PB is the most sensible person on here.0 -
PBlakeney wrote:
Don't be.Matthewfalle wrote:MF is still buzzing from Pitch Perfect last night and is excited about Pitch Perfect 2 this coming Friday.
MF disagrees.
The PP series rocks. all emotions in one facet.
INSPIRATIONALPostby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
I like your style -- hope you washed the lot down with a pint of cider.Matthewfalle wrote:Cowsham wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:realising just how good coffee and a sausage roll tastes after a 180 mile mile ride at an average 24mph and 371 watts.
so good in fact i'm going to have a second one.
Only one coffee and sausage roll this month then?
MF realises that maybe sausage rolls aren't the most efficient of training foods so he decided to supplement them with Melton Mowbray pork pies.0
