Seemingly trivial things that annoy you

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  • byke68
    byke68 Posts: 1,070
    Pinno wrote:
    byke68 wrote:
    Not something that annoys but puzzles me: Why would someone wear a green camouflage jacket paired with grey/white camouflage trousers? Seen said person at least twice recently on the way to work and just wondering why.

    Your stalker is trying to blend in?

    He's not doing a good job of it..............
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  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,817
    Suggested links at the bottom, pointless sensationalism and general clickbait nonsense. "The truck didn't see that coming!" Trucks can't see you morons.
    Can you get nad flocker for an iPhone?
  • neeb
    neeb Posts: 4,473
    The self-service supermarket tills that require you to answer three different questions about bags when you don't need a bag and aren't going to interact with them in any way that involves bags.
  • neeb
    neeb Posts: 4,473
    Supposedly targeted on-line advertising that is always trying to persuade you to buy whatever it was that you last bought.
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    Rugby fans who constantly bang on about how morally superior they are to football oiks because steroid-addicted meatheads lumbering around a field is so much better than footballers pretending to be injured.
  • bbrap
    bbrap Posts: 610
    Going into M&S for a sarnie and using the auto till. Bloody thing keeps going "have you scanned your Sparks card" like a deranged parrot. No because I do not have one and do not want one, wonder what sentence you get for putting a fist through the bloody thing?
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  • forehead
    forehead Posts: 180
    People who think that cauliflower cheese is a meal. It's not a meal, its a side dish, an accompaniment. Very lush, but not a meal in isolation.
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    People who think that cauli and cheese should be on the same plate. Both elements are palatable in their own place, but should not meet.
  • forehead
    forehead Posts: 180
    Ballysmate wrote:
    People who think that cauli and cheese should be on the same plate. Both elements are palatable in their own place, but should not meet.

    The ramblings of a crazy person :)
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    Forehead wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    People who think that cauli and cheese should be on the same plate. Both elements are palatable in their own place, but should not meet.

    The ramblings of a crazy person :)

    Despite not being on here long, you noticed. Mind you it's glaringly obvious.
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  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Having to produce your boarding pass every time you purchase something. Why? It's not like anything is cheaper in Duty Free anymore.
  • verylonglegs
    verylonglegs Posts: 4,023
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-35817121

    Oh come on now, please just leave it alone and move on!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-35817121

    Oh come on now, please just leave it alone and move on!

    Indiana Jones and the temple of Zimmer frames?
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  • dav1d1
    dav1d1 Posts: 653
    Having to produce your boarding pass every time you purchase something. Why? It's not like anything is cheaper in Duty Free anymore.


    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/advic ... ding-pass/
  • FatTed
    FatTed Posts: 1,205
    “I hate it when feather-bedded thesps pay flying visits to the desperate to parade their bleeding hearts and trumpet their infantile ideas on what ‘must be done’.”

    http://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/ma ... ndstanding
  • 97th choice
    97th choice Posts: 2,222
    "Promoted stories" on this page. Apparently bike radar* thinks it's readership are obsessed with cars and porcupine eating snakes FFS.



    * yes I know they don't really pick what goes on there.
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    FatTed wrote:
    “I hate it when feather-bedded thesps pay flying visits to the desperate to parade their bleeding hearts and trumpet their infantile ideas on what ‘must be done’.”

    http://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/ma ... ndstanding

    Yes I agree with our chubby friend. If I was had been in the audience when Cumberbatch had ranted on, I would have walked out. These people who play dress up and pretend for a living are stuck up their own ar5e. What gives them more insight or makes their opinion more valid than Joe Soap? People wouldn't accept being preached at by a waiter or a server on a counter who held them up while they preached at them would they, so why should luvvies be any different?
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,817
    "Promoted stories" on this page. Apparently bike radar* thinks it's readership are obsessed with cars and porcupine eating snakes FFS.



    * yes I know they don't really pick what goes on there.
    There was a very attractive young lady in an impossibly tight top being promoted yesterday, certainly caught my eye. :oops:
  • homers_double
    homers_double Posts: 8,279
    No being able to print one page of a ten page email...

    My pc guy sorted it some time ago but a reinstall has wiped it off.
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  • 97th choice
    97th choice Posts: 2,222
    Veronese68 wrote:
    "Promoted stories" on this page. Apparently bike radar* thinks it's readership are obsessed with cars and porcupine eating snakes FFS.



    * yes I know they don't really pick what goes on there.
    There was a very attractive young lady in an impossibly tight top being promoted yesterday, certainly caught my eye. :oops:

    Saw it, 'twas quite a struggle to remain composed
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  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,463
    The camera angle at the lineouts in the France v England match appearing to be filmed from the international space station.
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    People who clap when the aeroplane lands.
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    finchy wrote:
    People who clap when the aeroplane lands.

    Especially those two up the front! :D
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  • verylonglegs
    verylonglegs Posts: 4,023
    Pross wrote:
    The camera angle at the lineouts in the France v England match appearing to be filmed from the international space station.

    Yes. Bloody French director is probably a failed film maker who still thinks they're an artist.
  • FatTed
    FatTed Posts: 1,205
    Pross wrote:
    The camera angle at the lineouts in the France v England match appearing to be filmed from the international space station.

    Yes. Bloody French director is probably a failed film maker who still thinks they're an artist.


    Artiste
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    FatTed wrote:
    Pross wrote:
    The camera angle at the lineouts in the France v England match appearing to be filmed from the international space station.

    Yes. Bloody French director is probably a failed film maker who still thinks they're an artist.


    Artiste

    What, female? At a rugger match? Good grief.
  • darren636
    darren636 Posts: 102
    People who can't be bothered to return the shopping trolley to a designated trolley bay, instead deciding to leave it in the middle of the adjacent parking space.

    People who can't be bothered to indicate whilst driving.

    Round them all up and shoot them in the face, In front of their children and parents.
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    darren636 wrote:
    People who can't be bothered to return the shopping trolley to a designated trolley bay, instead deciding to leave it in the middle of the adjacent parking space.


    While on about supermarkets, people who decide to stop and have a conversation between the checkouts and the exit. Or in narrow shopping aisles. Either buy something or f'ck off.
  • Men at urinals. What's with the ostentatious hawking and spitting before having a wazz?
    Walk to urinal. Unzip fly. Get penis out. Urinate. Repeat the previous steps, in reverse. Washing hands is optional. Why the spitting? I am in my fifth decade on the planet, am I missing something?
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    darren636 wrote:
    People who can't be bothered to return the shopping trolley to a designated trolley bay, instead deciding to leave it in the middle of the adjacent parking space.


    While on about supermarkets, people who decide to stop and have a conversation between the checkouts and the exit. Or in narrow shopping aisles. Either buy something or f'ck off.

    YES!! Get out the f*cking way!!