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  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    Don't worry Will, desperate men are in - David Mitchell, Big Bang Theory, etc.

    Just tell them you've got oddly shaped balls and you'll definitely, definitely get a sympathy shag.
  • willhub
    willhub Posts: 821
    OMG lol.

    I'm going to post one, it can't hurt I guess.
  • AchillesLeftKnee
    AchillesLeftKnee Posts: 713
    pastey_boy wrote:
    willhub wrote:
    What makes you think I'll certainly get a date out of it?
    List of requirements for certain POF date
    1 Job
    2 Pulse
    3 C*ck
    It also helps if you turn up for your date with a pork chop tied around your neck.
    Why bring the pork chop if you've already got a chicken?
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  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    I went on U-Date some years ago after my divorce. I got laid an awful lot, but every single one was, and I choose my words carefully, f*cking mental. Unfortunately, I have 20/20 hind sight so can see that I wasn't in the best frame of mind after a divorce, either. :lol:
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  • willhub
    willhub Posts: 821
    What have I let myself in for posting in commuters general?
  • dw300
    dw300 Posts: 1,642
    Set up a troll POF account.
    Get nude photos.
    Post said (censored) photos here.
    All the above is just advice .. you can do whatever the f*ck you wana do!
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  • fevmeister
    fevmeister Posts: 353
    willhub wrote:
    What have I let myself in for posting in commuters general?

    Fantastic
  • giant_man
    giant_man Posts: 6,878
    yes you do have to be careful with online dating, some you meet are certainly nutters, and in my case one girl became my stalker, but the sex was good, so (almost) worth it lol and of course old pictures are always a problem too.
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 40,714
    willhub wrote:
    What have I let myself in for posting in commuters general?

    A date with Don Daddy whatever his name is? I assume you have pointed out you're looking for a girl as you know what a strange lot these southern softies are!

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