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willhub
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It's depressing.
The girls that seem nice from their descriptions are usually on their large side.
The nice looking girls are either loud mouthed party animals that like to get thrashed or want super models are BF's
A mere mortal like me has no chance.
The girls that seem nice from their descriptions are usually on their large side.
The nice looking girls are either loud mouthed party animals that like to get thrashed or want super models are BF's
A mere mortal like me has no chance.
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And 100% of them have issues, stay well away.Viner Salviati
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Are all online sites the same? Are any actually ok?0
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Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved0 -
NO WAY MAN LOL!0
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If you want to seed a single mum then jump on the web, if you want a lasting relationship then find someone in the real world like people did before the internet.Viner Salviati
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pastey_boy wrote:If you want to seed a single mum then jump on the web, if you want a lasting relationship then find someone in the real world like people did before the internet.
+1
But you have to be prepared to do the walk of shame when you get the knock back.
So Will, MTFU and get stuck in fella.Tail end Charlie
The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.0 -
pastey_boy wrote:And 100% of them have issues, stay well away.
Correct.
I went on a few dates a year or so ago through that site and it was .......... 'interesting'.
My 'favourite' was one where her pictures where clearly from when she was 17/18 (it became clear when i met her......she looked like she had seen alot of life in the subsequent 8 years. Or just never slept). There was no physical attraction and after 45 mins of chatting, i realised that we had almost nothing in common so i made my excuses and left.
The next day she asked by message if i wanted to meet again, which i politely declined. That then led to a bombardment of really vile and vicious messages calling me every name under the sun and making written assumptions about my mother's sexual preferences. Charming.0 -
willhub wrote:It's depressing.
The girls that seem nice from their descriptions are usually on their large side.
The nice looking girls are either loud mouthed party animals that like to get thrashed or want super models are BF's
A mere mortal like me has no chance.
Go for one of the nice ones, if she is on the larger size buy her a bike. Problem solved, something in common and a nice thin girlfriend about 18 months from now.0 -
Herb71 wrote:willhub wrote:It's depressing.
The girls that seem nice from their descriptions are usually on their large side.
The nice looking girls are either loud mouthed party animals that like to get thrashed or want super models are BF's
A mere mortal like me has no chance.
Go for one of the nice ones, if she is on the larger size buy her a bike. Problem solved, something in common and a nice thin girlfriend about 18 months from now.
At which point she'd dump Will and move up the food chain?0 -
Why not post in the Communters' section? There must be somebody that has a nice friend that isn't a mentalist.
Will, 26, GSOH and thighs of steel, WLTM slim, gorgeous but mentally stable woman in the London area for fun and frollicks, possibly leading to stalking and an injunction order. Non-smoker preferred.0 -
I'm 23, and what does GSOH and WLTM mean?0
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The unbalanced ones generally have short term advantages for the unscrupulous gentleman."In many ways, my story was that of a raging, Christ-like figure who hauled himself off the cross, looked up at the Romans with blood in his eyes and said 'My turn, sock cookers'"
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Fekin hell this is depressing, off for a bike ride, at least my bike appreciates me.0
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Good Sense Of Humour
Would Like To Meet
And your bike thinks you're a cnut!
Seriously, my mate had a 1 % rule. Approach 100 women you like the look of and if 1% works out, that's your keeper.
That said he's still single and living with his mum at 41!0 -
I don't have a good sense of humour, well maybe it's improve a bit from my early days,0
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Got Some Old Hubs, and Wears Lycra To MacDonalds.willhub wrote:I'm 23, and what does GSOH and WLTM mean?Mangeur0 -
That's ok willhub you just leave the plumper ones (within reason) to me, I'll soon get thru em! ha ha! I used to date girls on PoF, I do know what you mean, all good fun tho0
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I met a girl a few weeks ago.
It turned out that the one photo she chose to send me was taken on a really good day, from a flattering angle, with the optimum amount of light. Or she's good at using photoshop."The Prince of Wales is now the King of France" - Calton Kirby0 -
willhub wrote:I'm 23, and what does GSOH and WLTM mean?
I always thought that GSOH was something to do with heating
Have you thought of getting a job as a plumber or pizza delivery man. I've seen films where they meet really good looking, accommodating ladies all the time in the course of their work, in fact I don't know how they manage to stagger from house to house.
The older I get, the better I was.0 -
Will, this is how you woo the ladies! Draw them a portrait...
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BigJimmyB wrote:
Seriously, my mate had a 1 % rule. Approach 100 women you like the look of and if 1% works out, that's your keeper.
That said he's still single and living with his mum at 41!
So his mum is the 1% :?:0 -
ShutUpLegs wrote:BigJimmyB wrote:
Seriously, my mate had a 1 % rule. Approach 100 women you like the look of and if 1% works out, that's your keeper.
That said he's still single and living with his mum at 41!
So his mum is the 1% :?:
If so she should expect a crowd of hippies to set up camp on her front lawn."In many ways, my story was that of a raging, Christ-like figure who hauled himself off the cross, looked up at the Romans with blood in his eyes and said 'My turn, sock cookers'"
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Will
I implore* you to set up a 'please date me' thread in the commuter section. PLEEEEEEEEEASE!
*don't ask what implore means0 -
You are begging me.
What is in it for me apart from humiliation? lol0 -
willhub wrote:You are begging me.
What is in it for me apart from humiliation? lol
1. You'll certainly get a date out of it
2. You can borrow her tools
3. You may be able to stay at hers and save on the rent
4. You will be able to wriggle around on top of her FOR FREE*
5. You can update your Facebook status to 'smug'
*not actually free; you still pay a lot of money just in a different transactional arrangement to a prostitute0 -
What makes you think I'll certainly get a date out of it?0
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List of requirements for certain POF datewillhub wrote:What makes you think I'll certainly get a date out of it?
1 Job
2 Pulse
3 C*ck
It also helps if you turn up for your date with a pork chop tied around your neck.Viner Salviati
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Px Ti Custom
Cougar 531
Sab single speed
Argon 18 E-112 TT
One-one Ti 456 Evo
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willhub wrote:What makes you think I'll certainly get a date out of it?
Because we'll all say what a great bloke you are and tell stories about how you saved a puppy from a car or adopted a dolphin or something. [if it wasn't against forum rules] We could even set up fake accounts with girls' names saying that we know you and you're not a stalker, mysogynist or any kind of pervert or threat. Somebody could even say you were great in bed and had loads of money.
Go on, what have you got to loose*?
*not a reference to virginity0 -
But if they see this thread, it's a bit desperate init?0
