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The dodgy looking bloke and the cute girl conundrum

pinnopinno Posts: 39,173
edited November 2012 in The bottom bracket
Is it me, or is there a strange pattern ?

I have witnessed numerous well dressed and seemingly well to do girls walking around/kissing/holding hands with some bloke who's wearing dodgy shorts and a football shirt or similar and an obligatory pair of loud oversized trianers.
The girls/women look good but most of the blokes look like overgrown kids who are dating the posh girl from up the road. Whats going on ?
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  • Smokin JoeSmokin Joe Posts: 5,669
    You're just bitter.
  • RushmoreRushmore Posts: 674
    Smokin Joe wrote:
    You're just bitter.

    this
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  • lawrenceslawrences Posts: 1,011
    maybe you have a bad taste in girls.
  • lostboysaintlostboysaint Posts: 4,369
    Your wallet doesn't measure up.
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  • peatpeat Posts: 1,243
    Not wishing to generalise, but i will.

    Girls, on the whole and regardless of their looks, are insecure mentalists with low self esteem. Thus, if you are a chest-beating moron with little or no idea of what a censored you are, you are more likely to approach/talk to girls regardless of their looks and your subsequent pre-conceptions of them.

    Thus, you see alot of guys punching well above their weight because us good looking, self aware dickheads are too scared to go for them.
  • capt_slogcapt_slog Posts: 3,365
    peat wrote:
    Not wishing to generalise, but i will.

    Girls, on the whole and regardless of their looks, are insecure mentalists with low self esteem. Thus, if you are a chest-beating moron with little or no idea of what a censored you are, you are more likely to approach/talk to girls regardless of their looks and your subsequent pre-conceptions of them.

    Thus, you see alot of guys punching well above their weight because us good looking, self aware dickheads are too scared to go for them.

    And here we have the whole human sexual-social behaviour in a nutshell. :lol:


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  • Smokin JoeSmokin Joe Posts: 5,669
    peat wrote:
    Not wishing to generalise, but i will.

    Girls, on the whole and regardless of their looks, are insecure mentalists with low self esteem. Thus, if you are a chest-beating moron with little or no idea of what a censored you are, you are more likely to approach/talk to girls regardless of their looks and your subsequent pre-conceptions of them.

    Thus, you see alot of guys punching well above their weight because us good looking, self aware dickheads are too scared to go for them.
    You're bitter too.
  • peatpeat Posts: 1,243
    Smokin Joe wrote:
    You're bitter too.

    Guilty.
  • high maintenance mannequins, them doll like creatures, that pout and pose, well suited to the 'lads'
  • They is just slags, innit.
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  • flippflipp Posts: 52
    had such an incident in our shop today and decided it is some form of care in the community.
  • peat wrote:
    Not wishing to generalise, but i will.

    Girls, on the whole and regardless of their looks, are insecure mentalists with low self esteem. Thus, if you are a chest-beating moron with little or no idea of what a censored you are, you are more likely to approach/talk to girls regardless of their looks and your subsequent pre-conceptions of them.

    Thus, you see alot of guys punching well above their weight because us good looking, self aware dickheads are too scared to go for them.

    THIS :-)
  • LegendLustLegendLust Posts: 1,022
    censored size is in inverse proportion to brain cells. You can't have both.

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  • cooldadcooldad Posts: 32,904
    ai iz reeely brite so stop unsilting mi brane powwer. ai is prove tht yu canne bee intellige unteleeg intullige booger klever an hunged liek a whores.
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  • jordan_217jordan_217 Posts: 2,580
    LegendLust wrote:
    censored size is in inverse proportion to brain cells. You can't have both.

    Einstein - little button mushroom

    John Terry = cun7

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  • lots here in mallorca all the men seem to be wealthy russians
  • BozmanBozman Posts: 2,570
    That sums Poland up, a mate of mine reckons that every bloke should take their other half there just to give them a wake up call, you get women with that eastern european model look attached to a rough looking farm hand. At first you think that it's a one off but they're everywhere you look, even the missus commented when she went over there.
  • I wear a wig and me sisters clothes when I go on POF, so i'm both the dodgy bloke and the cute girl - i'm off on a date later with Willhub - :D
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  • Smokin JoeSmokin Joe Posts: 5,669
    LegendLust wrote:
    censored size is in inverse proportion to brain cells. You can't have both.
    So you've got a degree, then?
  • LegendLustLegendLust Posts: 1,022
    Smokin Joe wrote:
    LegendLust wrote:
    censored size is in inverse proportion to brain cells. You can't have both.
    So you've got a degree, then?

    Seeing as they give out degrees free with a Student Loan then they're not a good indicator of intelligence
  • jim453jim453 Posts: 1,420
    LegendLust wrote:
    Smokin Joe wrote:
    LegendLust wrote:
    censored size is in inverse proportion to brain cells. You can't have both.
    So you've got a degree, then?

    Seeing as they give out degrees free with a Student Loan then they're not a good indicator of intelligence

    Don't let censored Tracey hear you say that.

    He's got a first class honours don't you know.

    He's also got a girlfriend if some of his posts are to be believed, although I think he has to wear platform shoes when they go out as he's in the GBoR as being the worlds tinyest man.

    Not sure if this adds anything much to the thread.
  • nevmannevman Posts: 1,611
    Oh no Jim.its a rich seam you are mining here.
    Whats the solution? Just pedal faster you baby.

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  • MattC59MattC59 Posts: 5,433
    jim453 wrote:
    LegendLust wrote:
    Smokin Joe wrote:
    LegendLust wrote:
    censored size is in inverse proportion to brain cells. You can't have both.
    So you've got a degree, then?

    Seeing as they give out degrees free with a Student Loan then they're not a good indicator of intelligence

    Don't let censored Tracey hear you say that.

    He's got a first class honours don't you know.

    He's also got a girlfriend if some of his posts are to be believed, although I think he has to wear platform shoes when they go out as he's in the GBoR as being the worlds tinyest man.

    Not sure if this adds anything much to the thread.

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  • rick_chaseyrick_chasey Posts: 50,075 Lives Here
    peat wrote:
    Not wishing to generalise, but i will.

    Girls, on the whole and regardless of their looks, are insecure mentalists with low self esteem. .

    :shock:
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