The dodgy looking bloke and the cute girl conundrum

pinno

Is it me, or is there a strange pattern ?

I have witnessed numerous well dressed and seemingly well to do girls walking around/kissing/holding hands with some bloke who's wearing dodgy shorts and a football shirt or similar and an obligatory pair of loud oversized trianers.
The girls/women look good but most of the blokes look like overgrown kids who are dating the posh girl from up the road. Whats going on ?

Smokin Joe

You're just bitter.

Rushmore

Smokin Joe wrote:

You're just bitter.

this

lawrences

maybe you have a bad taste in girls.

lostboysaint

Your wallet doesn't measure up.

peat

Not wishing to generalise, but i will.

Girls, on the whole and regardless of their looks, are insecure mentalists with low self esteem. Thus, if you are a chest-beating moron with little or no idea of what a tit you are, you are more likely to approach/talk to girls regardless of their looks and your subsequent pre-conceptions of them.

Thus, you see alot of guys punching well above their weight because us good looking, self aware dickheads are too scared to go for them.

capt_slog

Peat wrote:

Not wishing to generalise, but i will.

Girls, on the whole and regardless of their looks, are insecure mentalists with low self esteem. Thus, if you are a chest-beating moron with little or no idea of what a tit you are, you are more likely to approach/talk to girls regardless of their looks and your subsequent pre-conceptions of them.

Thus, you see alot of guys punching well above their weight because us good looking, self aware dickheads are too scared to go for them.

And here we have the whole human sexual-social behaviour in a nutshell.

Smokin Joe

Peat wrote:

Not wishing to generalise, but i will.

Girls, on the whole and regardless of their looks, are insecure mentalists with low self esteem. Thus, if you are a chest-beating moron with little or no idea of what a tit you are, you are more likely to approach/talk to girls regardless of their looks and your subsequent pre-conceptions of them.

Thus, you see alot of guys punching well above their weight because us good looking, self aware dickheads are too scared to go for them.

You're bitter too.

peat

Smokin Joe wrote:

You're bitter too.

Guilty.

dylanfernley

high maintenance mannequins, them doll like creatures, that pout and pose, well suited to the 'lads'

Frank the tank

They is just slags, innit.

flipp

had such an incident in our shop today and decided it is some form of care in the community.

southdownswolf

Peat wrote:

Not wishing to generalise, but i will.

Girls, on the whole and regardless of their looks, are insecure mentalists with low self esteem. Thus, if you are a chest-beating moron with little or no idea of what a tit you are, you are more likely to approach/talk to girls regardless of their looks and your subsequent pre-conceptions of them.

Thus, you see alot of guys punching well above their weight because us good looking, self aware dickheads are too scared to go for them.

THIS :-)

LegendLust

Dick size is in inverse proportion to brain cells. You can't have both.

Einstein - little button mushroom

John Terry - John Holmes

cooldad

ai iz reeely brite so stop unsilting mi brane powwer. ai is prove tht yu canne bee intellige unteleeg intullige booger klever an hunged liek a whores.

jordan_217

LegendLust wrote:

Dick size is in inverse proportion to brain cells. You can't have both.

Einstein - little button mushroom

John Terry = cun7

FTFY

mallorcajeff

lots here in mallorca all the men seem to be wealthy russians

Bozman

That sums Poland up, a mate of mine reckons that every bloke should take their other half there just to give them a wake up call, you get women with that eastern european model look attached to a rough looking farm hand. At first you think that it's a one off but they're everywhere you look, even the missus commented when she went over there.

Cleat Eastwood

I wear a wig and me sisters clothes when I go on POF, so i'm both the dodgy bloke and the cute girl - i'm off on a date later with Willhub -

Smokin Joe

LegendLust wrote:

Dick size is in inverse proportion to brain cells. You can't have both.

So you've got a degree, then?

LegendLust

Smokin Joe wrote:

LegendLust wrote:

Dick size is in inverse proportion to brain cells. You can't have both.

So you've got a degree, then?

Seeing as they give out degrees free with a Student Loan then they're not a good indicator of intelligence

jim453

LegendLust wrote:

Smokin Joe wrote:

LegendLust wrote:

Dick size is in inverse proportion to brain cells. You can't have both.

So you've got a degree, then?

Seeing as they give out degrees free with a Student Loan then they're not a good indicator of intelligence

Don't let Dick Tracey hear you say that.

He's got a first class honours don't you know.

He's also got a girlfriend if some of his posts are to be believed, although I think he has to wear platform shoes when they go out as he's in the GBoR as being the worlds tinyest man.

Not sure if this adds anything much to the thread.

nevman

Oh no Jim.its a rich seam you are mining here.

MattC59

jim453 wrote:

LegendLust wrote:

Smokin Joe wrote:

LegendLust wrote:

Dick size is in inverse proportion to brain cells. You can't have both.

So you've got a degree, then?

Seeing as they give out degrees free with a Student Loan then they're not a good indicator of intelligence

Don't let Dick Tracey hear you say that.

He's got a first class honours don't you know.

He's also got a girlfriend if some of his posts are to be believed, although I think he has to wear platform shoes when they go out as he's in the GBoR as being the worlds tinyest man.

Not sure if this adds anything much to the thread.

Ace

rick_chasey

Peat wrote:

Not wishing to generalise, but i will.

Girls, on the whole and regardless of their looks, are insecure mentalists with low self esteem. .

:shock: