Come Dine With Me Top 30

Gizmodo

You really should watch "Come Dine With Me Top 30" More 4, brilliant - if you like watching people behaving strangely! LMFAO!

My favourite, 13, the cats ashes, closely followed by number 2, the pensioner snogging!

team47b

WTF, is this TV?

As I don't have a TV, please give me a precis, sounds really funny

Cleat Eastwood

I saw bits of it last night - it was a toss up between that or The lake house (wtf was that about)

I saw the tranny chucking the guy out and peter stringyfellow with his mirrored bed. I think I've only ever watched one and it was with razor ruddock - it was quite amusing - the voice over makes it.

Frank the tank

team47b wrote:

WTF, is this TV?

As I don't have a TV, please give me a precis, sounds really funny

So you're a tea-total, vegaterian, diabetic without a telly. I bet you feel youve lived a very long time already.

Gizmodo

team47b wrote:

WTF, is this TV?
As I don't have a TV, please give me a precis, sounds really funny

Either 4 or 5 people who have never met before take it in turns to cook a meal at their house for the others. Whilst the host is cooking, the others get to snoop around the house, finding all sorts - in 13 it is the ashes of several cats kept in the sideboard, but the guy who found them totally cracks up in front of camera because he recently lost his little pussy (erm I mean cat).

They have all sorts; rows, cooking disasters, flirting, so much wine the guests can't talk and the host falls asleep on the sofa next to the dining table and another guest finishes cooking the dinner, etc.

But as Cleat says, it is the voice over guy that makes the show, he is so dry and cutting.

team47b

Frank the tank wrote:

team47b wrote:

WTF, is this TV?

As I don't have a TV, please give me a precis, sounds really funny

So you're a tea-total, vegaterian, diabetic without a telly. I bet you feel youve lived a very long time already.

Every day is a feckin eternity

Gave up smoking too, so add non-smoker. Just a bad habit I can't help givin' stuff up, I also gave up going to work

Pross

team47b wrote:

Frank the tank wrote:

team47b wrote:

WTF, is this TV?

As I don't have a TV, please give me a precis, sounds really funny

So you're a tea-total, vegaterian, diabetic without a telly. I bet you feel youve lived a very long time already.

Every day is a feckin eternity

Gave up smoking too, so add non-smoker. Just a bad habit I can't help givin' stuff up, I also gave up going to work

Celibate too?

I gave up abstinence and feel better for it.

seanorawe

The snake shatting on the dinner table

pdstsp

It is strangely addicitve tv - watching people describe to camera exactly what kind of tw@t they are, and then watching them spend five days proving it!

Totally agree about the voiceover too - some of the comments are brilliant.

capt_slog

I didn't watch the top 30 program.

One that sticks in my mind though, is the chap who was going to serve asparagus in Hollandaise sauce but didn't have time to make it, at he end of the evening he gave them all a bundle of raw asparagus each and an packet of sauce to take home; priceless! Then he genuinely thought he'd made the best of meals and was in with a chance. Was that one in?

renard

I liked the one in south Wales where there was a spiritualist who objected to everyone else talking about to food. :?

She went to sit on her own in the lounge. As she left the room one of the other lady guests off camera shouted very loudly :evil: "F**k Off Then" :evil: - priceless.

Frank the tank

Dave Lamb is, if not a genius certainly a voice over god.