Making Babies and inducing labour a special way

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  • UndercoverElephant
    UndercoverElephant Posts: 5,796
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    ^^Someone flicks to the preggers pages when he reads Razzle^^

    Like cars entering the ASL. It is not for me.

    Ha ha! Not so much women pregnant with other people's kids, but certainly my missus with my kids.
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Far be it for me to tell another when he should and shouldn't find his missus attractive.

    Me? She looked amazing (pregnancy glow) but, aside from waking up dry humping her leg and the odd once or twice in 9 months, I wouldn't go near her. Equally, she didn't go near me (though she wanted to lots) as even a BJ would have made her feel sick. So for 9 months sex was generally this mythical thing other people did. It became uncomfortable to ride a bike, reckon I put on a stone. Balham hill became imposssible.
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  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    So, these contractions.... would they make the best shag EVER?
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  • CiB
    CiB Posts: 6,098
    Kieran_Burns wrote:
    So, these contractions.... would they make the best shag EVER?
    Like you're going to go within twenty feet when they start...!!!!! :shock:
  • t4tomo
    t4tomo Posts: 2,643
    Kieran_Burns wrote:
    So, these contractions.... would they make the best shag EVER?

    No that is wrong on every level, you cape wearing CX riding deviant. :D
    Besides its the wrong bit thats contracting.
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  • walkingbootweather
    walkingbootweather Posts: 2,443
    CiB wrote:
    Kieran_Burns wrote:
    So, these contractions.... would they make the best shag EVER?
    Like you're going to go within twenty feet when they start...!!!!! :shock:

    As CIB advises; contractors are always best avoided :wink:
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  • PBo
    PBo Posts: 2,493
    SimonAH wrote:
    I really hope that a BJ is the answer as there is no way I am shagging the burping whalebeast that my wife has morphed into.

    So no snip needed for you. If you don't want anymore kids just let her read this, and you'll never get near her again...
  • SimonAH
    SimonAH Posts: 3,730
    :lol:
    PBo wrote:
    SimonAH wrote:
    I really hope that a BJ is the answer as there is no way I am shagging the burping whalebeast that my wife has morphed into.

    So no snip needed for you. If you don't want anymore kids just let her read this, and you'll never get near her again...

    :lol:
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  • mouth
    mouth Posts: 1,195
    BigLee1 wrote:
    I used to enjoy knocking one into my ex when she was up the duff :D she had to be on top or from behind! From what I remember we were having it until very soon before she dropped :D

    Problem with this is that she has to make sure she has a 'wash' in the special bits before the midwifes start the examinations.
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