Everyone posting in BB today are bell ends

seanorawe

I claim

t.m.h.n.e.t

I see. That includes you though

RideOnTime

most be a slow news day.

RideOnTime

Bell-ends are great though aren't they.
They're just so well, bell shaped.
Quite ridiculous really.
Now a breast on the other hand is well great - not at all ridiculous. :P

RideOnTime

By the way seanorawe thanks for your contribution to the combined pool of human knowledge. 8)

dmclite-3.0

I'm not only a bell end but a massive tool as well.

team47b

Bell End is a village in Worcestershire, so everyone there is a bell ender too.

Cleat Eastwood

There are some fine Knockers in ireland too.

Stevo_666

team47b wrote:

Bell End is a village in Worcestershire, so everyone there is a bell ender too.

it's probably twinned with this town in northern Ireland:



I think the residents call themsleves muff divers.

pinno

Has anyone been to Waterly Bottoms - its not too far from Wyre Piddle.

As we are only bell ends for today, will we still be bell ends tomorrow ?

CrunchyToes

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RideOnTime

Stevo 666 wrote:

I think the residents call themsleves muff divers.

If they are indeed divers I guess.
I suppose though if you were a keen diver you might move to Muff just for effect.
I'm a Muff jockey doesn't work.

Actually it so does...

pinno

CrunchyToes wrote:

I used to regularly pass through the Dickers in E. Sussex.

(you had to be quick)

....and wait at Hampered Queueing?

I always thought that place was a metaphor for something.

CrunchyToes

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napoleond

There's a Nob End in Bolton

mfin

There's a Brown Willy in Cornwall :shock:

napoleond

Eh?!? It change n0b to doorknob?!? WTF?

nevman

mfin wrote:

There's a Brown Willy in Cornwall :shock:

Are they up for twinning with Hole in the Wall,Derbyshire?

finchy

There's a hill called Lord Hereford's Knob. It's somewhere in the west country I believe.

seanorawe

RideOnTime wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

I think the residents call themsleves muff divers.

If they are indeed divers I guess.
I suppose though if you were a keen diver you might move to Muff just for effect.
I'm a Muff jockey doesn't work.

Actually it so does...

There actually is a Diving school in Muff. Its in Donegal

Stevo_666

seanorawe wrote:

RideOnTime wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

I think the residents call themsleves muff divers.

If they are indeed divers I guess.
I suppose though if you were a keen diver you might move to Muff just for effect.
I'm a Muff jockey doesn't work.

Actually it so does...

There actually is a Diving school in Muff. Its in Donegal

Bet they get their signs nicked on a regular basis, bit like this place in France:



Wonder how many British tourists turn off at that exit to have a look?

y33stu

There is a place in Durham called "No Place" - no really, there is.

There's a street in Rotherham named Butt Hole Road, and another round the corner called Backside Lane.

I reckon it was the street namers last day on the job.

BelgianBeerGeek

There's a village in Bavaria called W*** (rhymes with tank). English speakers would puzzle the locals by having their photos taken by it and yes, being Brits, nicking the sign. As I recall, the locals considered changing the name but stuck with it as they were rather proud of it.

daviesee

BelgianBeerGeek wrote:

There's a village in Bavaria called W*** (rhymes with tank). English speakers would puzzle the locals by having their photos taken by it and yes, being Brits, nicking the sign. As I recall, the locals considered changing the name but stuck with it as they were rather proud of it.

There is also one called fu***ng. Seriously. Google it if you wish but the results may be NSFW.

verylonglegs

Stevo 666 wrote:

seanorawe wrote:

RideOnTime wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

I think the residents call themsleves muff divers.

If they are indeed divers I guess.
I suppose though if you were a keen diver you might move to Muff just for effect.
I'm a Muff jockey doesn't work.

Actually it so does...

There actually is a Diving school in Muff. Its in Donegal

Bet they get their signs nicked on a regular basis, bit like this place in France:



Wonder how many British tourists turn off at that exit to have a look?

Ha, some mates and I nearly did when we drove past, for the obligatory group pic by the road sign but we were heading to see the TdF that morning and were running rather late, went a different way back so never got the chance.

There is a country lane near me called 'Fiddlers Loke' and it does indeed look like the sort of place to avoid after dark for fear of it living up to it's name.

MattC59

pinarello001 wrote:

Has anyone been to Waterly Bottoms - its not too far from Wyre Piddle.

As we are only bell ends for today, will we still be bell ends tomorrow ?

Rubbish, it's about 45miles from Wyre Piddle; Bell End

(I grew up just outside Wyre Piddle)

TheCornishMong

There's a very small, but extremely busy alley way in lincoln linking the high steet with the water front that goes by the name of 'The Glory Hole'

pinno

MattC59 wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

Has anyone been to Waterly Bottoms - its not too far from Wyre Piddle.

As we are only bell ends for today, will we still be bell ends tomorrow ?

Rubbish, it's about 45miles from Wyre Piddle; Bell End

(I grew up just outside Wyre Piddle)

Go to Fanny Field Itchington and then Cockintake and then Prickwillow cuntchops...

I got you this to help you find your way around

45 Miles might be a lot to a Woocestershire lad, but to me its a stones throw.

PS My great uncle owned the 14th Century cider house in Himbleton (the Galton Arms) until it was ruined by yuppie patrons.

Cleat Eastwood

Theres a village in dorset called Shafting-in-the-Reare

pinno

Cleat Eastwood wrote:

Theres a village in dorset called Shafting-in-the-Reare

Cleaty, which one would you choose for a visit to Shafting-in-the-Reare ?

crispybug2

I simply cannot believe that the thread has got this far without a mention of.....