Everyone posting in BB today are bell ends

seanorawe
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edited October 2012 in The bottom bracket
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  • I see. That includes you though :lol:
  • RideOnTime
    RideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    most be a slow news day.
  • RideOnTime
    RideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    Bell-ends are great though aren't they.
    They're just so well, bell shaped.
    Quite ridiculous really.
    Now a breast on the other hand is well great - not at all ridiculous. :P
  • RideOnTime
    RideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    By the way seanorawe thanks for your contribution to the combined pool of human knowledge. 8)
  • I'm not only a bell end but a massive tool as well.
    I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I'm intercontinental when I eat French toast...
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,424
    Bell End is a village in Worcestershire, so everyone there is a bell ender too.
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,166
    team47b wrote:
    Bell End is a village in Worcestershire, so everyone there is a bell ender too.
    it's probably twinned with this town in northern Ireland:

    muff.jpg

    I think the residents call themsleves muff divers.
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,196
    Has anyone been to Waterly Bottoms - its not too far from Wyre Piddle.

    As we are only bell ends for today, will we still be bell ends tomorrow ?
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  • CrunchyToes
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    edited February 2016
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  • RideOnTime
    RideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    I think the residents call themsleves muff divers.

    If they are indeed divers I guess.
    I suppose though if you were a keen diver you might move to Muff just for effect.
    I'm a Muff jockey doesn't work.

    Actually it so does...
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,196
    I used to regularly pass through the Dickers in E. Sussex.

    (you had to be quick)

    ....and wait at Hampered Queueing?

    I always thought that place was a metaphor for something.
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  • CrunchyToes
    CrunchyToes Posts: 2
    edited February 2016
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  • napoleond
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    There's a Nob End in Bolton
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  • mfin
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    There's a Brown Willy in Cornwall :shock:
  • napoleond
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    Eh?!? It change n0b to doorknob?!? WTF?
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  • nevman
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    mfin wrote:
    There's a Brown Willy in Cornwall :shock:

    Are they up for twinning with Hole in the Wall,Derbyshire? :lol:
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  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    There's a hill called Lord Hereford's Knob. It's somewhere in the west country I believe.
  • RideOnTime wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    I think the residents call themsleves muff divers.

    If they are indeed divers I guess.
    I suppose though if you were a keen diver you might move to Muff just for effect.
    I'm a Muff jockey doesn't work.

    Actually it so does...


    There actually is a Diving school in Muff. Its in Donegal :D
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,166
    seanorawe wrote:
    RideOnTime wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    I think the residents call themsleves muff divers.

    If they are indeed divers I guess.
    I suppose though if you were a keen diver you might move to Muff just for effect.
    I'm a Muff jockey doesn't work.

    Actually it so does...


    There actually is a Diving school in Muff. Its in Donegal :D
    :lol: Bet they get their signs nicked on a regular basis, bit like this place in France:

    pussy_savoie1256083962.jpg

    Wonder how many British tourists turn off at that exit to have a look?
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  • y33stu
    y33stu Posts: 376
    There is a place in Durham called "No Place" - no really, there is.

    There's a street in Rotherham named Butt Hole Road, and another round the corner called Backside Lane.

    I reckon it was the street namers last day on the job.
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  • There's a village in Bavaria called W*** (rhymes with tank). English speakers would puzzle the locals by having their photos taken by it and yes, being Brits, nicking the sign. As I recall, the locals considered changing the name but stuck with it as they were rather proud of it.
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  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    There's a village in Bavaria called W*** (rhymes with tank). English speakers would puzzle the locals by having their photos taken by it and yes, being Brits, nicking the sign. As I recall, the locals considered changing the name but stuck with it as they were rather proud of it.
    There is also one called fu***ng. Seriously. Google it if you wish but the results may be NSFW. :wink:
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  • Stevo 666 wrote:
    seanorawe wrote:
    RideOnTime wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    I think the residents call themsleves muff divers.

    If they are indeed divers I guess.
    I suppose though if you were a keen diver you might move to Muff just for effect.
    I'm a Muff jockey doesn't work.

    Actually it so does...


    There actually is a Diving school in Muff. Its in Donegal :D
    :lol: Bet they get their signs nicked on a regular basis, bit like this place in France:

    pussy_savoie1256083962.jpg

    Wonder how many British tourists turn off at that exit to have a look?

    Ha, some mates and I nearly did when we drove past, for the obligatory group pic by the road sign but we were heading to see the TdF that morning and were running rather late, went a different way back so never got the chance.

    There is a country lane near me called 'Fiddlers Loke' and it does indeed look like the sort of place to avoid after dark for fear of it living up to it's name.
  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    Has anyone been to Waterly Bottoms - its not too far from Wyre Piddle.

    As we are only bell ends for today, will we still be bell ends tomorrow ?

    Rubbish, it's about 45miles from Wyre Piddle; Bell End :D

    (I grew up just outside Wyre Piddle)
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,196
    MattC59 wrote:
    Has anyone been to Waterly Bottoms - its not too far from Wyre Piddle.

    As we are only bell ends for today, will we still be bell ends tomorrow ?

    Rubbish, it's about 45miles from Wyre Piddle; Bell End :D

    (I grew up just outside Wyre Piddle)

    Go to Fanny Field Itchington and then Cockintake and then Prickwillow cuntchops...

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    45 Miles might be a lot to a Woocestershire lad, but to me its a stones throw.

    PS My great uncle owned the 14th Century cider house in Himbleton (the Galton Arms) until it was ruined by yuppie patrons.
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  • Theres a village in dorset called Shafting-in-the-Reare
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  • pinno
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  • crispybug2
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    I simply cannot believe that the thread has got this far without a mention of.....




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