Do the right thing #2

rolf_f

dhope wrote:

>examine receipt

The receipt says "While you were away we tried to deliver your helmet. You may arrange a redelivery or pick it up in person from our local depot in Mongolia - regards Parcelfarce".

Kate is sat topless on a tree stump. A packet of Haribo and a receipt are lying on the ground. Black runs lead North and East. A red run leads West

veronese68

Gussio wrote:

Rick Chasey wrote:

What's to apologise about?

*confused*

For some drivers, it seems that touching their motor is akin to touching their wife....

In that case, might as well scoot round to the passenger side and cop a feel of his Mrs before apologising.

Kieran_Burns

I would answer the question but I appear to be in a number of twisty passages that all look the same. Should I go back to page 1?

airbag

TGOTB wrote:

clarkey cat wrote:

Campag or Shimano?

SRAM

Phil Wood track hub + sugino chainset. Do a fixie skid onto the pavement and trackstand in the middle of the junction. The driver will be so impressed that all sins will be forgiven.

rjsterry

TGOTB wrote:

mudcow007 wrote:

cape?

Old-school over-the-handlebars cape, folded up inside the rucksack. Not one of those newfangled Superman jobs...

Edna Mode wrote:

No capes!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNUbPRj9TGM

pangolin

Rolf F wrote:

dhope wrote:

>examine receipt

The receipt says "While you were away we tried to deliver your helmet. You may arrange a redelivery or pick it up in person from our local depot in Mongolia - regards Parcelfarce".

Kate is sat topless on a tree stump. A packet of Haribo and a receipt are lying on the ground. Black runs lead North and East. A red run leads West

> Avoid staring at Kate. Take red run.

tgotb

pangolin wrote:

Rolf F wrote:

dhope wrote:

>examine receipt

The receipt says "While you were away we tried to deliver your helmet. You may arrange a redelivery or pick it up in person from our local depot in Mongolia - regards Parcelfarce".

Kate is sat topless on a tree stump. A packet of Haribo and a receipt are lying on the ground. Black runs lead North and East. A red run leads West

> Avoid staring at Kate. Take red run.

There is no red run here.

Kate is sat topless on a tree stump. A packet of Haribo and a receipt are lying on the ground. Black runs lead North and East. A red run leads West

veronese68

pangolin wrote:

Avoid staring at Kate. Take red run.

Didn't we have a thread about this a while ago. Some don't mind what time of the month and take the red run, others find alternatives.

pangolin

TGOTB wrote:

pangolin wrote:

Rolf F wrote:

dhope wrote:

>examine receipt

The receipt says "While you were away we tried to deliver your helmet. You may arrange a redelivery or pick it up in person from our local depot in Mongolia - regards Parcelfarce".

Kate is sat topless on a tree stump. A packet of Haribo and a receipt are lying on the ground. Black runs lead North and East. A red run leads West

> Avoid staring at Kate. Take red run.

There is no red run here.

Kate is sat topless on a tree stump. A packet of Haribo and a receipt are lying on the ground. Black runs lead North and East. A red run leads West

> Try not to panic. Look awkwardly around. Take North black run.

rolf_f

pangolin wrote:

> Try not to panic. Look awkwardly around. Take North black run.

You go North. The black run is all slippy and muddy and your bike handling skills are terrible. And you left your GPS at home and get lost. You end up in a small clearing.

Kate is sat topless on a tree stump. A packet of Haribo and a receipt are lying on the ground. Black runs lead North and East. A red run leads West

The receipt implied you should go to Mongolia but you seem to have no idea which direction Mongolia is in!

PS for those youngsters on here - yes, text adventure games really were this annoying!

pangolin

Rolf F wrote:

pangolin wrote:

> Try not to panic. Look awkwardly around. Take North black run.

You go North. The black run is all slippy and muddy and your bike handling skills are terrible. And you left your GPS at home and get lost. You end up in a small clearing.

Kate is sat topless on a tree stump. A packet of Haribo and a receipt are lying on the ground. Black runs lead North and East. A red run leads West

The receipt implied you should go to Mongolia but you seem to have no idea which direction Mongolia is in!

PS for those youngsters on here - yes, text adventure games really were this annoying!

>Resolutely look Kate in the eyes. Ask Kate why she is topless.

kieranb

Kate replies that an evil warlock has stripped for to take some pervy pics. Do you
go after the warlock to retrieve her clothes (goto page 57)
search in your pack if you still have the camera you bought at the trading post for 5 gold coins (goto page 19)

tgotb

pangolin wrote:

>Resolutely look Kate in the eyes.

Something you could never do in one of those modern virtual-reality games...

alidaf

Does anyone remember Pimania? I recall being somewhere smelly. Years later, I find out I was in a horses arse. Or something. Weirdest game ever and probably responsible for my homicidal dislike of the hokey kokey.

t4tomo

alidaf wrote:

Does anyone remember Pimania? I recall being somewhere smelly. Years later, I find out I was in a horses ars*. Or something. Weirdest game ever and probably responsible for my homicidal dislike of the hokey kokey.

No

I did manage to complete The Hobbit though on my ZX spectrum many years ago.

merkin

Rick Chasey wrote:

What's to apologise about?
Surely I could just ban him from my internet forum for a while?
*confused*

:shock:

First.Aspect

I'd have sold them on at the best price possible before the inevitable injunction against republication.

Sorry, wrong forum.