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  • inseine
    inseine Posts: 5,788
    Heavan forbid normal people start getting interested in cycling.
  • RichN95.
    RichN95. Posts: 27,241
    If you believe that, you'll believe anything.
    If all the films of somebody's story that are reported to be being made actually were then Cineworld would have to be the size of a town just to show them all.
    Twitter: @RichN95
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    'nuff said
  • inseine wrote:
    Heavan forbid normal people start getting interested in cycling.

    I wouldn't consider myself abnormal?
  • thomthom
    thomthom Posts: 3,574
    Of all cyclists to make a hollywood movie of...
  • inseine
    inseine Posts: 5,788
    I wouldn't consider myself abnormal?

    You're a cycling fan, of course you're not normal :D
  • To me it seems as if some people who have been cycling for a number of years, treat cycling like its an old boys club, and people shouldn't be able to participate unless you've been vetted and then once cleared you may get an invite!

    Face facts! - Cycling is enjoying a high profile at the moment and people who may have never cycled before are going to want to learn more about the sport and participate.
  • Right lads, who can we cast in this seminal film?
    Remember that you are an Englishman and thus have won first prize in the lottery of life.
  • Remember when they were going to make a film about Lance Armstrong?

    I guess they might still make one, though it might be more of a legal drama than a classic sporting success story.
    "I have a lovely photo of a Camargue horse but will not post it now" (Frenchfighter - July 2013)
  • Dorset_Boy
    Dorset_Boy Posts: 7,402
    Aren't you usually played by an actor younger than you, not someone half your age again!
  • Turfle
    Turfle Posts: 3,762
    I look at Cav and I see Dustin Hoffman.
  • To me it seems as if some people who have been cycling for a number of years, treat cycling like its an old boys club, and people shouldn't be able to participate unless you've been vetted and then once cleared you may get an invite!

    Face facts! - Cycling is enjoying a high profile at the moment and people who may have never cycled before are going to want to learn more about the sport and participate.

    WTF has that got to do with anything?
  • Right lads, who can we cast in this seminal film?

    Russell Crowe as Cadel Evans
    Ray Winston as Dave Brailsford
    Andy Garcia as Vincenzo Nibali
    Brad Pitt as Mick Rogers
    Leonardo DiCaprio as Ritchie Porte
    Eric Bana as Fabian Cancellara
    Arnold Schwarzenegger as Tony Martin
    that bird who used to be in East Enders and was in Love Actually (now does yogurt adverts) as Cath Wiggins
    Lassie as Chris Froome
    Bingo from the Banana Splits as Cav
    Keira Knightley as Vicky Pendelton
    Noddy Holder as "the Older Brad Wiggins"

    and

    Jean-Claude Van Damme as Sir Bradley Wiggins
  • thomthom
    thomthom Posts: 3,574
    Turfle wrote:
    I look at Cav and I see Dustin Hoffman.

    http://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=1 ... 62,1558352
  • knedlicky
    knedlicky Posts: 3,097
    ShavenLegs wrote:
    Right lads, who can we cast in this seminal film?
    that bird who used to be in East Enders and was in Love Actually (now does yogurt adverts) as Cath Wiggins
    Wrong accent, you need someone like Michelle Connor out of Corrie.
  • bompington
    bompington Posts: 7,674
    But who will play Mrs Froome?
  • bompington wrote:
    But who will play Mrs Froome?


    Charlie Brookes from Eastenders..?
  • Ec0
    Ec0 Posts: 24
    Jason Statham as Brad.

    "Wait ap Froooomey you slayg"
  • ocdupalais
    ocdupalais Posts: 4,314
    bompington wrote:
    But who will play Mrs Froome?


    Charlie Brookes from Eastenders..?

    That part of the story is yet to play out: in early script draughts, when the film still had a Muppets tie-in, Froome opts for a quieter life and dumps Michelle C in favour of Miss Piggy (fresh out of her custody battle with Kermit).

    Beaker to play Ed Clancy
    Dr Bunsen to play Dave Brailsford
    bunsen-and-beaker.jpg
  • Inspired!

    Is that a new type of power meter Ed C's holding?
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    RichN95 wrote:
    If you believe that, you'll believe anything.
    If all the films of somebody's story that are reported to be being made actually were then Cineworld would have to be the size of a town just to show them all.


    You mean you didn't see "Rick Chasey - the film" ?
  • RichN95.
    RichN95. Posts: 27,241
    RichN95 wrote:
    If you believe that, you'll believe anything.
    If all the films of somebody's story that are reported to be being made actually were then Cineworld would have to be the size of a town just to show them all.


    You mean you didn't see "Rick Chasey - the film" ?
    I've seen Misery. I imagine it's much the same but with Tom Boonen instead of James Caan. "Sorry Tom, I said hobble, not cobble"
    Twitter: @RichN95
  • bompington wrote:
    But who will play Mrs Froome?


    Sly Stallone's mum
  • thomthom
    thomthom Posts: 3,574
    bompington wrote:
    But who will play Mrs Froome?

    Kathy?

    misery.jpg
  • jawooga
    jawooga Posts: 530
    bompington wrote:
    But who will play Mrs Froome?


    Sly Stallone's mum

    Whyeaah... Jzaacqui!
  • knedlicky
    knedlicky Posts: 3,097
    Wiggins has already been in a film; he provides the climax towards the end of this clip:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qMM2r_42bA


    The clip is from this film about Paris-Roubaix 2002, concentrating on DS Madiot and the FDJ team but with lots of snippets of other years:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEvrM-2AyjM

    and this film by the same man is of the 2004 TdF, again centred around Madiot and the FDJ team:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBat3Tq_N2g&feature=relmfu
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,181
    bompington wrote:
    But who will play Mrs Froome?


    Patsy Kensit - gives her a chance to dust off the dodgy Saffa accent she used in Lethal Weapon. Either that or Charlize Theron who can then ditch the fake American accent and start pronouncing her name properly again.
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,181
    Remember when they were going to make a film about Lance Armstrong?

    I guess they might still make one, though it might be more of a legal drama than a classic sporting success story.


    Surprised it never happened. He could have made sure it reflected him in the inspirational way he'd have liked but now it will hopefully be more real if it ever happens. He'd probably tie any unauthorised version in legal knots though forcing the producers to drop the idea.
  • Well, there's still talk that Gareth Thomas is going to be played by Mickey Rourke in an upcoming production. If that goes ahead then anything is possible.

    I hope they include the time when Thomas was promoted to captain of the B&I Lions in NZ and said...

    "I've got 2 words for you... Don't Fkin Panic"

    Mickey Rourke will deliver it perfectly I'm sure!