Dream of a teenager

Cleat Eastwood

The only dream you should be having is having sex with your mum - if you cant manage it, send me a pic of your mum and take matters in hand.

ben@31

Hi all,

Please bear with me as I share my story with you. I'm 33 years old next year and i started drinking at the age of 18 ish and became competitive drinker at the age of 19. Every now and then, i would always think about what if I am a rich man's son? I would have gotten bottles of champagne easily with a snap of fingers.However, I worked during the weekends and holiday and managed to buy a humble pint of Tennants. I started training and training wanting to drink better each day. Right now, i'm 32 and next year would be the last year for me to drink in the junior category and i really wish to get hooped and pull the Miami Cheerleaders Team on a nigh out. I have always wanted to go to the Munich Oktoberfest Beer Festival so i did calculation on my savings. The drinking would cost me $2300USD, I would be able to save $12.56 USD, for the remaining $2287 I would have to find an alternative way. If some kind soul / stupid idiot would just give money to me for c*ck all reason, I would be glad... for about a minute. In future, I wouldn't keep another 32 year olds dream alive. http://www.oktoberfest.de/en/

slowbike

Do you not think there's been enough extracting of the urine on this now?

If (unlikely) it was a genuine post then it was ill conceived and highly naive - but the lad could do with support - just the verbal kind - not ridicule.

If it was a scam post (quite likely) then replying is achieving nothing - it'll remain (hopefully) another failed scam - and why haven't the mods removed the email address?

Bustacapp

Slowbike wrote:

Do you not think there's been enough extracting of the urine on this now?

If (unlikely) it was a genuine post then it was ill conceived and highly naive - but the lad could do with support - just the verbal kind - not ridicule.

If it was a scam post (quite likely) then replying is achieving nothing - it'll remain (hopefully) another failed scam - and why haven't the mods removed the email address?

Why post this and bump the thread then?

slowbike

It was still on the first page ... of my screen anyway...

snoopsmydogg

whether a scam or not it was never going to get the desired result.

If the OP was genuine you would have thought they could have given some previous results and even possibly realised that you dont need a $2,500 bike to win a race.

TBH the thread was only going to go one way and did pretty much as expected

Now I realise my first ask of Cheryl Cole was a bit too far fetched so if anyone can help i'd settle for her ginger mate from girls aloud or any of the corrs

bottom_bracket

snoopsmydogg wrote:

any of the corrs

including Jim? :shock:

snoopsmydogg

bottom_bracket wrote:

snoopsmydogg wrote:

any of the corrs

including Jim? :shock:

bugger forgot about him :oops:

but would you go through him to get the rest of them

Secteur

Grill wrote:

I only send money to Nigerian royalty. Sorry.

Ber Nard

snoopsmydogg wrote:

bottom_bracket wrote:

snoopsmydogg wrote:

any of the corrs

including Jim? :shock:

bugger

mouth

snoopsmydogg wrote:

bottom_bracket wrote:

snoopsmydogg wrote:

any of the corrs

including Jim? :shock:

bugger him

*Ahem