Going commando, pads and chamois cream

walkingbootweather

SimonAH wrote:

Did you know that your starfish can taste mint flavours? Neither did I folks, neither did I.

DonDaddyD wrote:

I like Original Source mint (makes your bits tingle hehe).

Maybe you and DDD ought to get together after dinner. :shock:

veronese68

DonDaddyD wrote:

3. The only cream I need is a thick sudocream like substance that I apply between the thighs (the joint where crotch meets thighs) to stop friction and my legs rubbing raw.

Linking this to your post in another thread. When I lost my hair I found the lack of hair down there aggravated that condition. Let it grow, the hair prevents direct skin to skin contact.
My being skinny as a rake may also prevent too much chafage though.

DonDaddyD

Veronese68 wrote:

DonDaddyD wrote:

3. The only cream I need is a thick sudocream like substance that I apply between the thighs (the joint where crotch meets thighs) to stop friction and my legs rubbing raw.

Linking this to your post in another thread. When I lost my hair I found the lack of hair down there aggravated that condition. Let it grow, the hair prevents direct skin to skin contact.
My being skinny as a rake may also prevent too much chafage though.

Mmmm I won't disagree but in my experience I found having hair down there just more difficult and more smelly to be honest.

veronese68

Shower?
Sorry, obvious reply I couldn't resist.
Strangely, I found the opposite. Direct sack to thigh contact made it sweatier. Itchy as hell as it grows back though.
I hope Wrath Rob is also reading this thread for the excess of info.

DonDaddyD

Veronese68 wrote:

Shower?
Sorry, obvious reply I couldn't resist.
Strangely, I found the opposite. Direct sack to thigh contact made it sweatier. Itchy as hell as it grows back though.
I hope Wrath Rob is also reading this thread for the excess of info.

I think your hair may be a little straighter than mine. I honestly don't get that itch. I think...

mtb-idle

DonDaddyD wrote:

1. I can't fart while in the road bike position. I'm also afraid of following through as being that hunched over kinda opens me up (you know what I mean) and its too easy for a fart to become a sh*t.

2. I don't see the point in Chamois cream.

3. The only cream I need is a thick sudocream like substance that I apply between the thighs (the joint where crotch meets thighs) to stop friction and my legs rubbing raw.

the word you are looking for is a 'shart'

Mark Elvin

DonDaddyD wrote:

Mmmm I won't disagree but in my experience I found having hair down there just more difficult and more smelly to be honest.

I'm with you on this one, nice & trimmedarounf the sackage, makes a quick wipe with some anti-bac wipes all that's required upon arrival at work

PBo

SimonAH wrote:

A minor, and slightly distasteful, aside - recently I developed a couple of Chalfonts that (despite being scrupulously clean and using Sudocreme when on the bike) took quite a while to go away due, presumably, to quite a lot of miles.

The point of this post is however, when off the bike, I was using that fine product Anusol to assist in the bumgrape shrinking process. Did you know that your starfish can taste mint flavours? Neither did I folks, neither did I.

The manufacturers must know, otherwise why make it minty?

Cue another thread about rims....

t4tomo

walkingbootweather wrote:

DonDaddyD wrote:

I like Original Source mint (makes your bits tingle hehe).

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I really hope that shower gel preference is the only thing I have in common with DDD.