Mate booked a stag do activity that I hate- in 2 days- help!

paul.skibum

Watch that as the Stag the other party members do not use up remaining ammo in the last game of the day shooting you in the testicles - this happened to a friend of mine and he had heavily bruised cock and balls on his wedding night 3 weeks later!

Personally I find paintballing reasonably fun but its stupidly expensive for what it is and for that reason I usually give it a miss.

adm1

paul.skibum wrote:

Watch that as the Stag the other party members do not use up remaining ammo in the last game of the day shooting you in the testicles - this happened to a friend of mine and he had heavily bruised fool and balls on his wedding night 3 weeks later!

So just wear a cricket box.

cooldad

And who would be sad enough to even own a cricket box?

adm1

cooldad wrote:

And who would be sad enough to even own a cricket box?

People that play cricket? Probably the same people that like to go paint balling

jndb72

Enjoy every second of it because as soon as you tie the knot you'll only be able to dream of such fun things! (speaking from experiance here)

peat

jndb72 wrote:

Enjoy every second of it because as soon as you tie the knot you'll only be able to dream of such fun things! (speaking from experiance here)

This is a bugbear of mine.

That sort of statement annoys me on 2 levels:

A - If marriage is so sh1t, why do it?

B - If it's just a married-men joke (which there is always an element of truth behind), why say it as its pretty emasculating.

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#senseofhumourfail

jndb72

Peat wrote:

jndb72 wrote:

Enjoy every second of it because as soon as you tie the knot you'll only be able to dream of such fun things! (speaking from experiance here)

This is a bugbear of mine.

That sort of statement annoys me on 2 levels:

A - If marriage is so sh1t, why do it?

B - If it's just a married-men joke (which there is always an element of truth behind), why say it as its pretty emasculating.

[/rant]

#senseofhumourfail

It's generally said because with marriage comes other responsibilities, such as setting up home and the subsequent bills, often followed by having children etc etc

I'm pretty sure most married men would say marriage resulted in a lot less free time and a lot less money

#factsoflife #factsofmarriage

Laters

Clank

Peat wrote:

A - If marriage is so sh1t, why do it?

Much like bungee jumping, it seems you have to do it to appreciate that it's actually just a bit s**t and best left to distant, bizarre tribes and drunk chavs on holidays.

Been there, done that, got out of it alive. I see no reason to do it again.

BigJimmyB

For my first stag do (married twice), I was paraded naked around the high street at 2am after the clubs had kicked out, then my mates raided the mustard and ketchup from the burger van and covered my c0ck and balls in it. I then had to walk 2 miles home like that.

My 2nd one, we went paintballing and drinking. Much better 'fun'.

Go and enjoy it, it's the company of your friends that matters.

anj132

I did paintballing for mine and at the end they had 'hunt the stag' where everyone gets to use their remaining paintballs on you however you get to pick a team mate. Perhaps you can pick the person who came up with the idea of paintballing.

Weirdly, this was my favorite game.

xmadxmoex

Just dont go... no ones forcing you

Gazlar

I'm guessing this event has now happened, but heres what I suggest.....

Your best man should know you and by this debacle it appears he hardly knows you at all meaning you have one of two options

a) sack him from his best man duties and replace him with someone else, then have another stag do with the new best man. This especially works if the new best man understands that the 3 vital elements of a stag do are

hookers
blow
b0ll0ck naked clingfilmed to a blackpool tram

option b, if the paintballing is yet to happen is wait until his visor is dont and give him a pj and/or duncan shooting of your paint in his eyes, blinding him and making him unfit for best man duties as you cannot be the best man if you are eye broken

I do a mean speech too and am cheap if you need me to step into the breach and organise a blackpool/hookers/blow stag

oodboo

In October I will have been married for 9 years. Am I too late for a Gaztacular Blackpool/hookers/blow non-stag weekend?

YeehaaMcgee

It's always a Gaztacular Blackpool/hookers/blow non-stag weekend in Blackpool.

Gazlar

I think we should find someone on here that needs to get married and arrange a Gaztacular blackpool/hookers/blow stag do, or even just have one as a sample for the fella whos friend farked up and demonstarte what can be offered

Richie63

I will put myself up as a needy person that can go on a weekend in a suitable venue for purposes of research .

VWsurfbum

yes we "need" to Organise this! never been to Blackpool, done hookers or Blow!

Gazlar

although you have blown black hookers in the pool, or so i heard

YeehaaMcgee

VWsurfbum wrote:

yes we "need" to Organise this! never been to Blackpool, done hookers or Blow!

It will leave you needing a good shower. It's one of those places that's so disgustingly seedy that it just makes the whole thing seem horrible. Every deviant thing you try to get up to there brings you face to face with a seedy criminal underworld that takes the shine off everything.
Fukking disgusting place.

Gazlar

YeehaaMcgee wrote:

VWsurfbum wrote:

yes we "need" to Organise this! never been to Blackpool, done hookers or Blow!

It will leave you needing a good shower. It's one of those places that's so disgustingly seedy that it just makes the whole thing seem horrible. Every deviant thing you try to get up to there brings you face to face with a seedy criminal underworld that takes the shine off everything.
Fukking disgusting place.

Although i did bone a chubby lass with really curly hair, a bit like big bird off sesame street, in a tram stop there so not all bad.

she bought me a kebab too

Chunkers1980

She paid you to eat her kebab. You whore.

Gazlar

no, but I do have a mate who pulled a lass from Barry who paid him 20 quid to leave the next morning before her husband came home off nights

VWsurfbum

Gazlar wrote:

although you have blown black hookers in the pool, or so i heard

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