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MajskiMajski Posts: 443
edited August 2012 in The Crudcatcher
is a vile censored -tip, forced to move here for work and it's just full of chavvy minging asian kids. a few of which ran off with mine and the mrs' jump bikes yesterday. I hope they get aids

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  • sheepsteethsheepsteeth Posts: 17,418 Webster
    thats pretty terrible, shitty news.

    id take this as an opportunity to buy grown up bikes now.
  • MajskiMajski Posts: 443
    Luckily the DH bikes never live in the 'secure' car park.

    The biggest thing that annoyed me was the secure gates were pulled open by hand, the CCTV (I asked for the footage) turns out to be fake and the estate agent now tell me there was bikes stolen last week but they didn't mention it to anyone.

    Bunch of butt-burglars the lot of them
  • I would be raining hell upon the estate agents if that was me! Fake CCTV in the 21st century!? I'd be making them pay for the damages from their insurance as it clearly isn't a secure car park!

    If they say no, then burn the place down. Then go find the barstewards that stole the bike and a) burn them, or b) set them up for burning down the place.
    It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
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  • cooldadcooldad Posts: 32,904
    Majski wrote:
    is a vile censored -tip, forced to move here for work and it's just full of chavvy minging asian kids. a few of which ran off with mine and the mrs' jump bikes yesterday. I hope they get aids
    As you actually don't know who stole them, I would say that you are a raving racist, a mong, a BNP supporter (and by implication a paedo) and and deserve what you get.
    I don't do smileys.

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  • 360360 Posts: 5,940
    cooldad wrote:
    Majski wrote:
    is a vile censored -tip, forced to move here for work and it's just full of chavvy minging asian kids. a few of which ran off with mine and the mrs' jump bikes yesterday. I hope they get aids
    As you actually don't know who stole them, I would say that you are a raving racist, a mong, a BNP supporter (and by implication a paedo) and and deserve what you get.

    All true. Tom once felt me up in the showers and I'm black.
  • MajskiMajski Posts: 443
    cooldad wrote:
    Majski wrote:
    is a vile censored -tip, forced to move here for work and it's just full of chavvy minging asian kids. a few of which ran off with mine and the mrs' jump bikes yesterday. I hope they get aids
    As you actually don't know who stole them, I would say that you are a raving racist, a mong, a BNP supporter (and by implication a paedo) and and deserve what you get.


    Actually I do know that they were asian/brown as it was my neighbour who came and told me that he saw them riding off out of the car park. So get bent.
  • MajskiMajski Posts: 443
    360 wrote:
    cooldad wrote:
    Majski wrote:
    is a vile censored -tip, forced to move here for work and it's just full of chavvy minging asian kids. a few of which ran off with mine and the mrs' jump bikes yesterday. I hope they get aids
    As you actually don't know who stole them, I would say that you are a raving racist, a mong, a BNP supporter (and by implication a paedo) and and deserve what you get.

    All true. Tom once felt me up in the showers and I'm black.


    Oh hey buddy
  • cooldadcooldad Posts: 32,904
    Majski wrote:
    cooldad wrote:
    Majski wrote:
    is a vile censored -tip, forced to move here for work and it's just full of chavvy minging asian kids. a few of which ran off with mine and the mrs' jump bikes yesterday. I hope they get aids
    As you actually don't know who stole them, I would say that you are a raving racist, a mong, a BNP supporter (and by implication a paedo) and and deserve what you get.


    Actually I do know that they were asian/brown as it was my neighbour who came and told me that he saw them riding off out of the car park. So get bent.
    I suggest a strongly worded letter to the Daily Mail. Brown people should be sent back to Brownland.
    I don't do smileys.

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  • MajskiMajski Posts: 443
    You may think I'm stereotyping, but stereotypes exist for a reason. Most of the asswipes that cause trouble around my area are asian. That's not racism it's fact.
  • cooldadcooldad Posts: 32,904
    Majski wrote:
    You may think I'm stereotyping, but stereotypes exist for a reason. Most of the asswipes that cause trouble around my area are asian. That's not racism it's fact.
    I said nothing about stereotyping, as I don't actually think you know what it means, I've already said what I think. (Note no mention of the S word)
    cooldad wrote:
    I would say that you are a raving racist, a mong, a BNP supporter (and by implication a paedo) and and deserve what you get.
    I don't do smileys.

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  • GazlarGazlar Posts: 8,110
    cooldad wrote:
    Majski wrote:
    cooldad wrote:
    Majski wrote:
    is a vile censored -tip, forced to move here for work and it's just full of chavvy minging asian kids. a few of which ran off with mine and the mrs' jump bikes yesterday. I hope they get aids
    As you actually don't know who stole them, I would say that you are a raving racist, a mong, a BNP supporter (and by implication a paedo) and and deserve what you get.


    Actually I do know that they were asian/brown as it was my neighbour who came and told me that he saw them riding off out of the car park. So get bent.

    I suggest a strongly worded letter to the Daily Mail. Brown people should be sent back to Brownland.

    A friend of mine had someone try to steal his bike in Brum but they were chased off by security, the CCTV picked up this image of a known immigrant though as he fled the scene

    mo-extra_1564639a.jpg

    In seriousness though that's cack that they stole your rides and that you have to live in Birmingham
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  • I'm really sorry that you have to live in Birmingham.
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  • castleladcastlelad Posts: 414
    its funny i should read this ................as me & dave ventured to brum yesterday and happened to get hold of 2 jump bikes.........we wore "asian" masks............. :roll: yes we are a pair of barstewards too :lol:

    but seriously thats a double downer, 1 you live in brum(whereaboots) and 2 your bikes been half inched......were they not secured(ish) in the "secure" area......
  • MajskiMajski Posts: 443
    Live in jewellery quarter. They were locked with a decent lock but they bought bolt cutters. butt munches
  • whyamiherewhyamihere Posts: 7,246
    I love Birmingham.

    What bikes were they, and I'll keep an eye out?
  • sheepsteethsheepsteeth Posts: 17,418 Webster
    Majski wrote:
    bolt cutters. butt munches

    hmm, im not familiar with this brand.
  • GazlarGazlar Posts: 8,110
    whyamihere wrote:
    I love Birmingham.

    This illustrates everything that is wrong with Birmingham ;)
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  • exlaserexlaser Posts: 199
    1)birmingham is a great city. :D

    2)can tell your not local because if you were, you would not have moved to the jewellery quarter! :wink:

    3) sorry about your bikes. :)
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