Belching & Breaking Wind etiquette for club run pack riding

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  • Davdandy
    Davdandy Posts: 571
    Ah,thats good news then.I`m am off for a few scoops tonight so i will test the waters tomorrow.

    Another thing is,should i create a small hole in my shorts near my anus to allow the full amount of gas to escape,otherwise the build up could make my shorts bulge,thus adding weight to the ride.?
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  • snoopsmydogg
    snoopsmydogg Posts: 1,110
    Davdandy wrote:
    Another thing is,should i create a small hole in my shorts near my anus to allow the full amount of gas to escape,otherwise the build up could make my shorts bulge,thus adding weight to the ride.?

    only if your confident there will be no following through from said motion.

    a dirty sanchez takes a hell of a lot more explaining than the green mist
  • bluedoggy
    bluedoggy Posts: 285
    Wirral_Paul wrote:
    And whatever you do...............dont follow through!!

    On the subject, has anybody ACTUALLY followed through?
    Wilier cento uno.
  • Davdandy
    Davdandy Posts: 571
    snoopsmydogg wrote:
    Davdandy wrote:
    Another thing is,should i create a small hole in my shorts near my anus to allow the full amount of gas to escape,otherwise the build up could make my shorts bulge,thus adding weight to the ride.?

    only if your confident there will be no following through from said motion.

    a dirty sanchez takes a hell of a lot more explaining than the green mist


    How about i sellotaped a piece of muslin to my ass cheeks,that way the gas could escape while keeping the chocolate moose trapped within,then everyone would be happy.Apart from the missus who has to wash the thing later before she makes her suet pudding. :mrgreen:
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  • El Zomba
    El Zomba Posts: 164
    Bluedoggy wrote:
    Wirral_Paul wrote:
    And whatever you do...............dont follow through!!

    On the subject, has anybody ACTUALLY followed through?

    Well it didn't hurt Greg Lemond did it?
  • Raffles
    Raffles Posts: 1,137
    El Zomba wrote:
    Bluedoggy wrote:
    Wirral_Paul wrote:
    And whatever you do...............dont follow through!!

    On the subject, has anybody ACTUALLY followed through?

    Well it didn't hurt Greg Lemond did it?


    havent heard this one ..........................please tell all

    did lemond pebbledash his chamois pad with a skittery surprise ?
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  • Davdandy
    Davdandy Posts: 571
    Maltesers anyone? :mrgreen:
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    Rockrider 8.1
  • El Zomba
    El Zomba Posts: 164
    Raffles wrote:
    El Zomba wrote:
    Bluedoggy wrote:
    Wirral_Paul wrote:
    And whatever you do...............dont follow through!!

    On the subject, has anybody ACTUALLY followed through?

    Well it didn't hurt Greg Lemond did it?


    havent heard this one ..........................please tell all

    did lemond pebbledash his chamois pad with a skittery surprise ?

    Really? I thought it was pretty well known.

    LeMond suffered a chronic bout of the squits through the '86 Tour De France and followed through on one of the stages. Didn't stop him from winning the Yellow Jersey though.
  • pete.whelan
    pete.whelan Posts: 788
    doing it on the front of a tandem hurts, as the stoker slaps me one
    Recipe: shave legs sparingly, rub in embrocation and drizzle with freshly squeezed baby oil.
  • dennisn
    dennisn Posts: 10,601
    You're kidding? Right? Etiquette on a club run? Who told you this kind of thing even or ever existed?
  • Mark Elvin
    Mark Elvin Posts: 997
    If you are a real man you will have confidence to let rip regardless, then simply call out "beat that" LOL :P
    2012 Cannondale Synapse
  • Cubic
    Cubic Posts: 594
    Where is that old triathlon forum thread......?
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  • Cubic
    Cubic Posts: 594
    .......ah, here it is: http://www.ww.beginnertriathlete.com/discussion/forums/thread-view.asp?tid=150441&start=1

    Enjoy :!:
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  • MickTup
    MickTup Posts: 159
    Stop it now i've wet myself
  • 2Phat4Rapha
    2Phat4Rapha Posts: 238
    From my dear departed ol' ma
    "Wherever ye be let yer wind go free. Be un church or chapel, let un rattle."
    I may be a minority of one but that doesn't prevent me from being right.
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  • upperoilcan
    upperoilcan Posts: 1,180
    Good thread :D

    If the need takes you and you have got to fart then do so and dont bat an eyelid.....

    Keep em guessing. :D
    Cervelo S5 Ultegra Di2.
  • Davdandy
    Davdandy Posts: 571
    Next time you do a parp,dont forget to wipe your bike seat afterwards with a wet wipe.The resulting guff could stain the leather. :mrgreen:
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    Rockrider 8.1

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