What not to do if you murder someone

giant_man

Drive with your victims' bodies in the backseat of your car (Edmund Kemper). He didn't caught whilst doing this though ...

whyamihere

dylanfernley wrote:

Yossie wrote:

Wear their skin and clothes.

Who was the serial killer that did that--- skinned his victims and wore bits of it ?

Ed Gein - The inspiration for Buffalo Bill in The Silence Of The Lambs.

dw300

I'd never murder anyone. I'm just a well mannered, quiet guy, that keeps himself to himself..

TheEnglishman

Ben6899 wrote:

izza wrote:

Wait in a cul de sac when trying to escape from the law (Crippen)

Crippen was caught on a ship, wasn't he?

First criminal caught by radio messages?

Laird_Attwood

dw300 wrote:

I'd never murder anyone. I'm just a well mannered, quiet guy, that keeps himself to himself..

aren't most? how many have you done so far

adiggers

Laird_Attwood wrote:

dw300 wrote:

I'd never murder anyone. I'm just a well mannered, quiet guy, that keeps himself to himself..

aren't most? how many have you done so far

be 7 with you

walkingbootweather

If there is no physical evidence simply refuse to partake in any unfair or one-sided judicial process. Enough is enough!

BelgianBeerGeek

Be single and live at home with your mum. Where you spend all your time on "the Internet"
Oh, hang on...

CanalRider

If you are fortunate enough to get out on life licence for murder don't murder your next girlfriend using the same m.o.

(That one didn't worry the forces business manager)

RoadMeridaBen

I've always thought the best murder weapon is food, if you beat someone to death with a butternut squash you can dispose of the evidence by eating it. Obviously there will be traces of the food on them but nothing to link it to you :P (unless your the local green grocer! )

hstiles

RoadMeridaBen wrote:

I've always thought the best murder weapon is food, if you beat someone to death with a butternut squash you can dispose of the evidence by eating it. Obviously there will be traces of the food on them but nothing to link it to you :P (unless your the local green grocer! )

Maybe not for a couple of days, but it'll have to come out some time.

verylonglegs

RoadMeridaBen wrote:

I've always thought the best murder weapon is food, if you beat someone to death with a butternut squash you can dispose of the evidence by eating it. Obviously there will be traces of the food on them but nothing to link it to you :P (unless your the local green grocer! )

There was a Tales of the Unexpected episode based on this. Younger forumites will not have a clue about that reference....

AyrshireBacon

verylonglegs wrote:

RoadMeridaBen wrote:

I've always thought the best murder weapon is food, if you beat someone to death with a butternut squash you can dispose of the evidence by eating it. Obviously there will be traces of the food on them but nothing to link it to you :P (unless your the local green grocer! )

There was a Tales of the Unexpected episode based on this. Younger forumites will not have a clue about that reference....

Leg of lamb, wasn't it?