Fitting Goodridge brake hose collars is sooooo easy!

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  • YeehaaMcgee
    YeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    How's about "clotted streak of c*nt butter"?
  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    Linky no worky.
    just had to check and no i dont think that Peta is the one mentioned.
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
    Parktools :?:SheldonBrown
  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    cooldad wrote:
    OMG what have I started....
    To follow:
    Sram vs Shimano
    flats vs SPD
    Fox vs RS.
    Tubes vs tubeless.
    Orange 5 appreciation society.
    I suggest we mix things up a little to add variety.
    How's about... Fox vs Spd?
    Mmmm fox 40 legs and some SPuDs, a shock pump. some suitable cleaning fluid and some ignition thingy..... could be fun.
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
    Parktools :?:SheldonBrown
  • mrmonkfinger
    mrmonkfinger Posts: 1,452
    S-M wrote:
    You will soon learn which of the forum arseholes to ignore :P Never known a forum like this one for cock-mongers :lol:

    you must like the cock-mongers, whoever and whatever they are - cause you're on this forum too
  • mrmonkfinger
    mrmonkfinger Posts: 1,452
    cooldad wrote:
    Orange 5 appreciation society.

    are they not all at 'the other forum', I've noticed a slightly orangey bias there
  • YeehaaMcgee
    YeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    nicklouse wrote:
    cooldad wrote:
    OMG what have I started....
    To follow:
    Sram vs Shimano
    flats vs SPD
    Fox vs RS.
    Tubes vs tubeless.
    Orange 5 appreciation society.
    I suggest we mix things up a little to add variety.
    How's about... Fox vs Spd?
    Mmmm fox 40 legs and some SPuDs, a shock pump. some suitable cleaning fluid and some ignition thingy..... could be fun.
    wow, canonical idea!
  • Northwind
    Northwind Posts: 14,675
    What on hell's earth are you blathering on about?

    He's a cretin, basically. Has some sort of Lapierre grudge, but also has convinced himself that Lapierre means "The Peter", and thinks it's funny to say this all the time even in posts that have nothing to do with Lapierres. And to be fair, it is funny, just not for the reason he thinks.
    Uncompromising extremist
  • paul.skibum
    paul.skibum Posts: 4,068
    Northwind wrote:
    What on hell's earth are you blathering on about?

    He's a cretin, basically. Has some sort of Lapierre grudge, but also has convinced himself that Lapierre means "The Peter", and thinks it's funny to say this all the time even in posts that have nothing to do with Lapierres. And to be fair, it is funny, just not for the reason he thinks.

    Oh I see. What's the 9xx bit then? SRAM hating?
    Closet jockey wheel pimp whore.
  • YeehaaMcgee
    YeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    Northwind wrote:
    What on hell's earth are you blathering on about?

    He's a cretin, basically. Has some sort of Lapierre grudge, but also has convinced himself that Lapierre means "The Peter", and thinks it's funny to say this all the time even in posts that have nothing to do with Lapierres. And to be fair, it is funny, just not for the reason he thinks.
    Is he your imaginary friend?
    How the hell did you decipher that?
  • Northwind
    Northwind Posts: 14,675
    I've seen it before, and such idiocy stuck in the memory.

    paul, the 9xx thing is more Lapierre- like 916 for the posh Spicy, 914 for the Zesty, etc.
    Uncompromising extremist
  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    And I seem to remember after the problem with his peter (must be a euphemism) he had problems with everything else he rode.
    Like reverse Midas - everything he touches turns to sh1t.
    I don't do smileys.

    There is no secret ingredient - Kung Fu Panda

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  • paul.skibum
    paul.skibum Posts: 4,068
    Northwind wrote:
    I've seen it before, and such idiocy stuck in the memory.

    paul, the 9xx thing is more Lapierre- like 916 for the posh Spicy, 914 for the Zesty, etc.


    Oh I see!
    cooldad wrote:
    And I seem to remember after the problem with his peter (must be a euphemism) he had problems with everything else he rode.
    Like reverse Midas - everything he touches turns to sh1t.

    Except Goodridge hoses - they are still golden.
    Closet jockey wheel pimp whore.
  • ......think again notsocooldad

    Wow, bet that hurt cooldad
  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    ......think again notsocooldad

    Wow, bet that hurt cooldad
    I am devestated, and have turned to drink, drugs and cottaging for consolation. Good thing I'm not American or I would have to go postal with my arsenal of sub machine guns.

    TBF to those who don't like my name - it is a bit silly. I am most uncool.
    I don't do smileys.

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  • opinion police are in full force :lol:
  • rockmonkeysc
    rockmonkeysc Posts: 14,774
    Northwind wrote:
    I've seen it before, and such idiocy stuck in the memory.

    paul, the 9xx thing is more Lapierre- like 916 for the posh Spicy, 914 for the Zesty, etc.


    Oh I see!
    cooldad wrote:
    And I seem to remember after the problem with his peter (must be a euphemism) he had problems with everything else he rode.
    Like reverse Midas - everything he touches turns to sh1t.

    Except Goodridge hoses - they are still golden.


    No they aren't. Mine are silver.
    I only use them because I bought a used set of Juicy Sevens which came with the hoses. I am not convinced they do anything useful.
  • paul.skibum
    paul.skibum Posts: 4,068
    It was related to the midas reference really but never mind..... :roll:
    Closet jockey wheel pimp whore.
  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    It was related to the midas reference really but never mind..... :roll:
    The yoof of today.......
    I don't do smileys.

    There is no secret ingredient - Kung Fu Panda

    London Calling on Facebook

    Parktools
  • weeksy59
    weeksy59 Posts: 2,606
    It's not just mountain biking that suffers this affliction either, they're popular in motorcycling too.


    You know why ? because they work better on a motorbike. Stopping brake fade due to line swelling.