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I can imagine, yeah. You certainly have some wide ranging ideas.Bigchris wrote:some of my opinions are widely thought in my neck of the woods.
As for hemp? All I know is that it is grown industrially, but it's a more expensive option than any of the alternatives - and hemp rope isn't as resilient to wear and degradation as synthetic rope - if you believe that's not a conspiracy of course.0 -
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The wool is easy.YeehaaMcgee wrote:Before I continue, I must say, I am enjoying your ranting. It's really fascinating.
But, to pour a little fuel on the fire, so to speak, nobody ever thought hemp was "evil weed". There's no THC in it, so there's no "point" smoking it. People make clothes and rope out of it.
I'd love to hear what you, specifically you, think is the reason why people use so much cotton and wool, and so little hemp though.
Wool comes from sheep. There are lots of sheep in Wales.
People in Wales speak a secret language made up of an alphabet of 384954234 letters. Hence words that are light years long.
This is so they can communicate with the mother ship, which orbits Uranus, and why it sounds weird to earth ears. They are actually really reptillian shapeshifters.
Although they control the known universe, they are sneaky little lizards, and prefer their influence to be remain secret from 'The Grey Ones'. their sworn enemies, who are sweet and kind and only anally probe rednecks as this, to them is extremely pleasurable, and they just want to share this pleasure with mankind.
It is thet Grey Ones who gave the gift of cotton to man, knowing that it was the only defence against Walesians covering every corner of the flat earth with deadly sheep.
This worked everywhere except Australia, due to the large proportion of perverts who found other uses for sheep.
The proof of this can be seen in the economy of Wales. Although they do nothing, at all, but still manage to create mini Walesians without any apparent source of income (except of course for Sheepsteeths mum, from Rhyl, who is always busy).
In reality, they own all the gold, money and other nice things, hiding behind a front of chinless, drooling 'bankers', who are actually mindless zombies controlled from the nerve centre under the sewers of Cardiff.
Whatever you do, don't read this, as once you know, they will send you to the internment camp for dissidents, know as 'Manchester' and then people will think you are insane and never take you seriously again.
Seriously.I don't do smileys.
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You know what else? a lot of grass is grown in Wales.
And guess what sheep eat?
Yep, that's right. Grass.0 -
The circle is complete and we are doomed.I don't do smileys.
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Hahaha
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Bigchris wrote:(insane laughter mode) HahahaI don't do smileys.
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We have a mental...
Have a gander at this and BE SHOCKED AT THE TRUTH!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0vaQ0um ... ure=g-histFormally known as Coatbridgeguy0 -
Damn our secret's out.I don't do smileys.
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Cooldad... i think i wet my pants a little i lost control! :oops:0
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cooldad wrote:The wool is easy.
Wool comes from sheep. There are lots of sheep in Wales.
People in Wales speak a secret language.....
..... they will send you to the internment camp for dissidents, know as 'Manchester' and then people will think you are insane and never take you seriously again.
Seriously.
You should send this post to a film studio, it has the makings of an Avatar-esque epic. Just with sheep instead of blue people.0 -
Have you seen "Avatoke" on youtube?TwellySmat wrote:cooldad wrote:The wool is easy.
Wool comes from sheep. There are lots of sheep in Wales.
People in Wales speak a secret language.....
..... they will send you to the internment camp for dissidents, know as 'Manchester' and then people will think you are insane and never take you seriously again.
Seriously.
You should send this post to a film studio, it has the makings of an Avatar-esque epic. Just with sheep instead of blue people.0 -
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Ah dammit, they've had a takedown order.TwellySmat wrote:No and it seems to have been removed from youtube. Enlighten me?
Basically, Avatoke was a pi**-take of Avatar, where a Welsh benefits cheat was sent to a planet to try and secure the universe's greatest grass supply. It was comedy genius, and probably the best that the guy had done
(He had other videos, like "Dai Hard", "Taff Wars" "The Taffinator" etc.)0 -
Montevideoguy wrote:We have a mental...
Have a gander at this and BE SHOCKED AT THE TRUTH!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0vaQ0um ... ure=g-hist
50% bull 50% truth. If you want something interesting, look up a guy called Rik clay. Deep.
Cooldad don't be telling everyone the secret I want to escape with my life...0 -
Nothing on the internet is bull.
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Absolutely.Montevideoguy wrote:Nothing on the internet is bull.
Even this is an 8-year old girl guide on her way to a fancy dress party...
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Montevideoguy wrote:Nothing on the internet is bull.
It's all true
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