The Dutch fall from Tour grace.

rick_chasey
rick_chasey Posts: 75,648
edited July 2017 in Pro race
What happened to the Dutch in the Tour?

They used to punch way above their weight. Always someone around to be a Tour contender, usually someone around to win on the Alp.

Used to have teams who dominated all but the toughest stages. Won strings of team time trials. They bossed the peloton almost at will.

The last time they won a stage was 2005, over 150 stages ago.

Nowadays they're best known for the fans, not their riders.

This tour has been a unmittigated diaster.

Rabobank went in with their usual perenial 'Tour future hopeful', though this time three of them. Gesink, Mollema, and Kruiswijk. Again, they can't stay upright, and hiding behind their wounds they've all underperformed and left the Tour, bar Kruiswijk. For a nation that is so flat, and wind so prominant, it beggars belief that Dutch riders in the world tour seem the worst at riding the bunch, the wind, the road furniture, bar perhaps the other team in orange.

Even worse, they have the second biggest budget after sky.

Vaconsoleil, once the smaller pro-continental team who just by being in breaks was good enough has also woefully underperformed. Westra, the most talented, is already out, and Jonny, for all his value on the screen with a microphone shoved in his face can't race his way out of his barbed wire attribution, though that's hardly his fault.

Other Dutch riders at other teams are just as bad. Weening, a fellow Frisian, can't even get in a bloody breakaway, and his brother, who is following him around with a bunch of mates and lots of beer, seems more and more miserable every time the cameras see him.

What's so strange about it, is the Dutch still really care about the Tour. It's a part of their summer. Their radio 1 is turned into radio Tour de France, the Tour is all over NOS 1, showing all the coverage, it has a half hour highlight section on 3, and has two discussion shows about it, including the popular avondetape. They turn up there in their droves.

As a half Brit, half Dutchie, the contrast couldn't be bigger in this year's Tour. As much as a long for and commend the Dutch passion for the Tour, regardless of performance (something I understandably don't see in the UK, though I don't expect to and don't hold it against them), I'm really begining to notice their lack of presence in the peloton, and it is an element I'm beginning to really miss.

It's testament to their support and the Dutch history that the French Directors still show us the Dutch 'favourites' (since, let's be honest, they never actually are favourites) when they are inevitably either dropped or splayed out on the floor.


And don't even get me started on Dutch team tactics.


*sigh*
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  • tailwindhome
    tailwindhome Posts: 19,310
    Let it all out Rick. Let it all out.



    Still football was good though?
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  • Tusher
    Tusher Posts: 2,762
    We're all here for you Rick. We're listening.

    (D'you fancy a bowl of chicken broth? With home-made bread- life is always more manageable after a good bowl of soup. At least, that's what the diners used to tell me at the Salvation Army)
  • Yellow Peril
    Yellow Peril Posts: 4,466
    What happened to the Dutch in the Tour?

    They used to punch way above their weight. Always someone around to be a Tour contender, usually someone around to win on the Alp.

    Used to have teams who dominated all but the toughest stages. Won strings of team time trials. They bossed the peloton almost at will.

    The last time they won a stage was 2005, over 150 stages ago.

    Nowadays they're best known for the fans, not their riders.

    This tour has been a unmittigated diaster.


    Rabobank went in with their usual perenial 'Tour future hopeful', though this time three of them. Gesink, Mollema, and Kruiswijk. Again, they can't stay upright, and hiding behind their wounds they've all underperformed and left the Tour, bar Kruiswijk. For a nation that is so flat, and wind so prominant, it beggars belief that Dutch riders in the world tour seem the worst at riding the bunch, the wind, the road furniture, bar perhaps the other team in orange.

    Even worse, they have the second biggest budget after sky.

    Vaconsoleil, once the smaller pro-continental team who just by being in breaks was good enough has also woefully underperformed. Westra, the most talented, is already out, and Jonny, for all his value on the screen with a microphone shoved in his face can't race his way out of his barbed wire attribution, though that's hardly his fault.

    Other Dutch riders at other teams are just as bad. Weening, a fellow Frisian, can't even get in a bloody breakaway, and his brother, who is following him around with a bunch of mates and lots of beer, seems more and more miserable every time the cameras see him.

    What's so strange about it, is the Dutch still really care about the Tour. It's a part of their summer. Their radio 1 is turned into radio Tour de France, the Tour is all over NOS 1, showing all the coverage, it has a half hour highlight section on 3, and has two discussion shows about it, including the popular avondetape. They turn up there in their droves.

    As a half Brit, half Dutchie, the contrast couldn't be bigger in this year's Tour. As much as a long for and commend the Dutch passion for the Tour, regardless of performance (something I understandably don't see in the UK, though I don't expect to and don't hold it against them), I'm really begining to notice their lack of presence in the peloton, and it is an element I'm beginning to really miss.

    It's testament to their support and the Dutch history that the French Directors still show us the Dutch 'favourites' (since, let's be honest, they never actually are favourites) when they are inevitably either dropped or splayed out on the floor.


    And don't even get me started on Dutch team tactics.


    *sigh*

    The Tour isn't over yet Rick. Remember Johnny wore polka dots last year. Keep the faith!
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  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,648
    Ja, Jonny.

    I like him, a lot, but I find myself saying "where's Jonny" more often than Mart Smeets, usually after I've read he made the big break, only for him to drop like a sack of spuds when they hit the 100km mark and the cameras start rolling.
  • andyp
    andyp Posts: 10,449
    Rabobank need to get some decent management in, and stop giving jobs to the boys.
  • RichN95.
    RichN95. Posts: 27,241
    They're still pretty good at hockey, if that's any consolation, Rick
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  • inkyfingers
    inkyfingers Posts: 4,400
    Sport is cyclical, all great nations/teams have a bad patch. Ten years a go a brit winning a Tour stage was a rarity, now they are so strong that we're all getting bored.

    The dutch have a lot of very talented riders, just not many winners.
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  • Turfle
    Turfle Posts: 3,762
    Geert Leinders has been the most prominent Dutchman.

    To be fair to Rabo they have been very unlucky with crashes/injuries. ten Dam has ridden well for them though.

    Actually, nearly all of those you could expect to see in the mountains have been struck down: Gesink, Mollema, Kruijswijk, Westra, Ruijgh, Poels.
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,648
    I'm beginning to think it's not a coincidence Turfle.

    I mean, you'd think the Dutch would be the least affected, given the domestic scene.
  • Tusher
    Tusher Posts: 2,762
    OK everyone, stand well back. Drastic measures are required to cheer Rick up-


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMjl2hFiM0o
  • afx237vi
    afx237vi Posts: 12,630
    I know Gesink crashed, but what are his actual injuries? Because he's been absolutely chronic in this race.

    Rabo should split up their climbers, too. Give Mollema and Kruiswijk a chance to do something in the Vuelta or the Giro instead of sending a team of rouleurs like they usually do.
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,648
    afx237vi wrote:
    I know Gesink crashed, but what are his actual injuries? Because he's been absolutely chronic in this race.

    A bloody good question. He just keeps saying he's 'blocked'.


    Best performance so far is Tom Veelers who I think quit yesterday, with a third on a sprint finish back in the first week.


    Christ, I even forgot about Argos.
  • rebs
    rebs Posts: 891
    I'm sure a clog related joke would be quite fitting... I just think of a proper belter :(
  • Turfle
    Turfle Posts: 3,762
    It really is quite strange when you see them all listed like that. It's not as if they're inexperienced riders; they've all been at the sharp end of some very big races.

    I know Gesink wants/wanted to do the Vuelta, do we know if any of the others have the same intention?
  • markwb79
    markwb79 Posts: 937
    I'm with you Rick!

    Met Jonny and co doing recon on the Col d'Aubisque, so hopefully they do something on that stage.
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  • Have some man love Rick - spend a few minutes on this page http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joop_Zoetemelk - you might want to send the link to all the current Dutch riders to show them what can be done, hopefully it will put a smile on your face.
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,648
    Markwb79 wrote:
    I'm with you Rick!

    Met Jonny and co doing recon on the Col d'Aubisque, so hopefully they do something on that stage.


    I'd be bouncing off the walls if he won the circle of death.

    He said tomorrow's stage was 'prachtig', or something along those lines and was beaming about the stage. Singled it out specifically.

    I'd be very very surprised if he wasn't in the attack tomorrow. Doesn't mean he'll do anything special, but here's hoping.
  • jonginge
    jonginge Posts: 5,945
    afx237vi wrote:
    I know Gesink crashed, but what are his actual injuries? Because he's been absolutely chronic in this race.

    A bloody good question. He just keeps saying he's 'blocked'.


    Best performance so far is Tom Veelers who I think quit yesterday, with a third on a sprint finish back in the first week.


    Christ, I even forgot about Argos.
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  • mattshrops
    mattshrops Posts: 1,134
    Tusher wrote:
    OK everyone, stand well back. Drastic measures are required to cheer Rick up-


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMjl2hFiM0o


    aaaarrgh my ears - make it stop.

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  • RoadPainter
    RoadPainter Posts: 375
    Tusher wrote:
    OK everyone, stand well back. Drastic measures are required to cheer Rick up-


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMjl2hFiM0o

    A few committing schoolboy Schatje errors there, getting up to dance to the second chorus which is actually just an instrumental. Sit down, fools!

    (I expect I would do this as well)
  • rebs
    rebs Posts: 891
    It's amazing how much that song grows on you once you've clicked on over 50 youtube links from this forum :lol::lol:
    *starts waving his waving his chair around*
  • jim453
    jim453 Posts: 1,360
    Rick,

    You're about seventeen aren't you? You know everything about cycling, especially the pro scene. You have a better power to weight ratio than your average Eritrean. You're bone achingly middle class, so not without opportunity.

    Stop crying and go and do something about it. I dare say loads on here would support you, though would probably turn on you the second you experienced any success. We could call you 'The Academic'. You have some kind of degree don't you?
  • timoid.
    timoid. Posts: 3,133
    jim453 wrote:
    Rick,

    You're about seventeen aren't you? You know everything about cycling, especially the pro scene. You have a better power to weight ratio than your average Eritrean. You're bone achingly middle class, so not without opportunity.

    Stop crying and go and do something about it. I dare say loads on here would support you, though would probably turn on you the second you experienced any success. We could call you 'The Academic'. You have some kind of degree don't you?

    eh? Not sure what you're smoking fella. If this is a trolling attempt, its an odd one.
    It's a little like wrestling a gorilla. You don't quit when you're tired. You quit when the gorilla is tired.
  • inkyfingers
    inkyfingers Posts: 4,400
    jim453 wrote:
    Rick,

    You're about seventeen aren't you? You know everything about cycling, especially the pro scene. You have a better power to weight ratio than your average Eritrean. You're bone achingly middle class, so not without opportunity.

    Stop crying and go and do something about it. I dare say loads on here would support you, though would probably turn on you the second you experienced any success. We could call you 'The Academic'. You have some kind of degree don't you?

    Degree, job, forum moderator and Box Hill hillclimb champion, all by the age of 17.

    Meet Rick Chasey, child prodigy.
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  • verylonglegs
    verylonglegs Posts: 4,023
    The cycling equivalent of Scotland in the football, known more for your fans than your talent.
  • timoid.
    timoid. Posts: 3,133
    Whatever about Dutch cyclists, can someone please explain to me why when you see Dutch cycling fans there's always a few dressed as chickens?
    It's a little like wrestling a gorilla. You don't quit when you're tired. You quit when the gorilla is tired.
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    jim453 wrote:
    Rick,

    You're about seventeen aren't you? You know everything about cycling, especially the pro scene. You have a better power to weight ratio than your average Eritrean. You're bone achingly middle class, so not without opportunity.

    Stop crying and go and do something about it. I dare say loads on here would support you, though would probably turn on you the second you experienced any success. We could call you 'The Academic'. You have some kind of degree don't you?

    hehe. nice one - you're rapidly becoming my hero.

    Maybe hoogerland and ten dam only ride off adrenalin - couldnt we get them to crash into each other. :D
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  • skylla
    skylla Posts: 758
    I concur, Rick.

    lack of funding, a proper talent academy, technological or scientific angle on improving training/racing results. It's been the 1970s in the lage landen well since the, eh, 1970s.....

    Successes are mainly in/through cyclocross - Marianne Vos etc. Now imagine a Sky cycloX proteam and the last bastion of oranje success will be dead in the water too.
  • Now imagine a Sky cycloX proteam

    There's a schoolboy in my club who already is a national cyclox champion, has been picked up by BC performance team put the two together and in 4 to 5 years time that quote may well be true.
  • skylla
    skylla Posts: 758
    Now imagine a Sky cycloX proteam

    There's a schoolboy in my club who already is a national cyclox champion, has been picked up by BC performance team put the two together and in 4 to 5 years time that quote may well be true.

    Right, that's some really good news for a sulky sunday morning :( Any hints on Sky sponsoring a speedskating team in near future? Then what's the point in retaining my dutch passport...