Tour de Francis

RideOnTime
RideOnTime Posts: 4,712
edited July 2012 in The bottom bracket
It's driving me nuts it's just so sh1te. Eating frogs legs, riding by a river, putting on a poxy shirt, blah blah blah. It's so banal. I'm never shopping at Halfords again. :roll: :roll: :roll:

Is he going over the crash barrier in the Alps - please - confirm there is a god. :D
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  • ShutUpLegs
    ShutUpLegs Posts: 3,522
    Post this is 'Ride Beginners' they'll lap up this shite
  • jim453
    jim453 Posts: 1,360
    ShutUpLegs wrote:
    Post this is 'Ride Beginners' they'll lap up this shite

    You been drinking, brother?
  • Gazzaputt
    Gazzaputt Posts: 3,227
    viewtopic.php?f=40002&t=12863368
  • RideOnTime
    RideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    Gazzaputt wrote:
    http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=40002&t=12863368

    Apologies. Bit ironic it's in the pro race. :D
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    Who is he? Whats the story behind it....maybe he's the reason they have a 3rd spot on the podium. :D
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • ShutUpLegs
    ShutUpLegs Posts: 3,522
    Oooh - bit of cramp today
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    it made it though allez allez allez. :D
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • ShutUpLegs
    ShutUpLegs Posts: 3,522
    Smashed it
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    oops he's off again downhill
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • Bunneh
    Bunneh Posts: 1,329
    Apparently the scenery changes around every bend.
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  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    I hope he crashes into the plusnet man. :D
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    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • Silly Old Hector
    Silly Old Hector Posts: 573
    Cleat Eastwood wrote:
    I hope he crashes into the plusnet man. :D

    And then takes out the Go Compare man......
    All the gear, but no idea...
  • RideOnTime
    RideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    Silly Old Hector wrote:
    Cleat Eastwood wrote:
    I hope he crashes into the plusnet man. :D

    And then takes out the Go Compare man......

    taking out Richard Branson and that Dr. Who bloke (so f@cking annoying).....
  • RideOnTime
    RideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzuxEyeq ... re=related
  • donkykong
    donkykong Posts: 160
    its them frogs, legs, he needs some proper food down his neck, bring out the huitres (oysters) that,ll get him moving in a hurry..
  • ShutUpLegs
    ShutUpLegs Posts: 3,522
    He'll need more than muscle fibre to get up those hills
  • dodgerdog
    dodgerdog Posts: 292
    It is just cringe worthy and 'chadtastically' awful
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  • ShutUpLegs
    ShutUpLegs Posts: 3,522
    I missed todays, what was he muttering as he was on that slight incline :?:


    *not the cramp in my hamstring
  • memsley89
    memsley89 Posts: 247
    Anyone else get bothered by how often he decides to get out of the saddle!? he feels the need to stand on the pedals FAR TOO OFTEN!
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  • nunowoolmez
    nunowoolmez Posts: 867
    And why does he have to say 'lovely' about three times in every sentence! Lovely this, lovely that, dick.
  • Flexisurfer
    Flexisurfer Posts: 249
    Actually I think it's " Spot on"
  • nevman
    nevman Posts: 1,611
    He looks like he needs a mate-reminds me of Bertie on a team run.
    Whats the solution? Just pedal faster you baby.

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  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    nunowoolmez wrote:
    And why does he have to say 'lovely' about three times in every sentence! Lovely this, lovely that, dick.
    Dick Francis? :twisted:
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • Gazzaputt
    Gazzaputt Posts: 3,227
    Rode today on the roads the pros used in the TDF in 2007 it was an honor (and the best way to work). Lovely.

    Had a little cry when I got into as I was so overcome being able to do this and then gave the wife a call .

    She told me to grow some balls and get on with some work.
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    Gazzaputt wrote:
    Rode today on the roads the pros used in the TDF in 2007 it was an honor (and the best way to work). Lovely.

    Had a little cry when I got into as I was so overcome being able to do this and then gave the wife a call .

    She told me to grow some balls and get on with some work.

    Frogs legs help you grow balls. :D
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • peat
    peat Posts: 1,242
    Is this the guy on the Halfords ads on the TdF coverage?
  • nunowoolmez
    nunowoolmez Posts: 867
    yep, thats him
  • Ben6899
    Ben6899 Posts: 9,686
    The annoying sap needs a 28T cog by the looks of it.
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  • Gazzaputt
    Gazzaputt Posts: 3,227
    Ben6899 wrote:
    The annoying sap needs a 28T cog by the looks of it.

    Why that will make him only slower. He's on a 32 already.
  • Secteur
    Secteur Posts: 1,971
    "Allez Allez Allez " ad infinitum

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