lycra etiquette

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  • Reminds me. For the last club 10 of the year I intend to acquire a gold morph-suit. Or a black one might be quite cool.
  • rubertoe
    rubertoe Posts: 3,994
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    DrLex wrote:
    DiddyDon,
    Which superhero outfit would you most like to see available as cycling kit?
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    The day someone mass produces that, with the spider as a reflective or white option, is the day I get the vary large credit card out...

    DDD is that Venom?
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  • DrLex
    DrLex Posts: 2,142
    edited June 2012
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    edited June 2012
    rubertoe wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    DrLex wrote:
    DiddyDon,
    Which superhero outfit would you most like to see available as cycling kit?
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    The day someone mass produces that, with the spider as a reflective or white option, is the day I get the vary large credit card out...

    DDD is that Venom?

    No, it's the symbiote, that would become Venom, merged with the body of Peter Parker. It's a lift from the front cover of Secret Wars, which first revealed Spider-man's black costume (at the time he didn't know it was a symbiote). I believe they gave him a new costume to match the new Spider-Woman who also first appeared in Secret Wars (boost sales). Friggen cool though, always will be - even though I boycott Spider-man comics due to the 1 more day storyline where they retconned the past 10-15years of Spider-man comics and erased the marriage of Peter and MJ....

    The union of the symbiote and the Eddie Brock created the entity known as Venom.

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    Though if I saw that coming up behind me, I can assure you my scalp would be safe and I would have taken the Yellow from Contador and Schleck up whatever mountain they're climbing. Or so the fantasy goes when I'm in my all black lycra get-up.
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  • ... I'd have to lose about 5 stone to wear it.


    Jesus - that's half my body weight!


    The problem I have with Lycra is that I feel hot and sweaty in it. So while I'm on top of a fine, hot filly, I'm just not that technosexual.
  • DonDaddyD wrote:
    The day someone mass produces that, with the spider as a reflective or white option, is the day I get the vary large credit card out...

    http://www.amazon.co.uk/Rust-Oleum-Ligh ... =8-1-fkmr0

    http://www.supasuits.com/buy_suits.html

    Is anyone able to make a spiders web stencil?

    I think we have a customer! :D
  • rubertoe
    rubertoe Posts: 3,994
    Thanks for the response Guy's

    I used to have a Pretty cool MJ poster on my wall as a lad that i obtained from the now defunt stateside comics that was in my town. Got some spidey comics at the folks as well. I'll see if i can locate them and their yours if you want them.

    I'll still be in the Sky kit though and still looking to get a GB kit as well.
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  • rebs
    rebs Posts: 891
    End of the day if teams sell them for anyone to wear then anyone can wear them. Only line is to not wear them while actually racing...

    If you like wear and f te rest to get snobby about kit that is on general sale!
  • twist83
    twist83 Posts: 761
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    not bothering with the whores bath/shower and not worry about stinking.

    You have whores in your bath/shower at work!!! Any jobs going ;)
  • notsoblue
    notsoblue Posts: 5,756
    Personally I don't particularly like wearing team kit unless I'm a member of that team.

    I've got no problem with other people wearing what they like though!
  • EKE_38BPM
    EKE_38BPM Posts: 5,821
    The problem I have with all of the Team GB kit, not just the cycling stuff, is that the colours are wrong.

    Red, white and blue are the correct colours, not "a tiny bit of red, white and four different shades of blue".
    For that reason, with all and any Team GB kit, I'm out.

    Regarding wearing a world champ jersey or any other kit you haven't 'earned', wear whatever you want. You went to work to earn the money to buy the kit, so you did earn it!
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  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    The helmets are red.
  • walkingbootweather
    walkingbootweather Posts: 2,443
    edited June 2012
    The helmets are red.
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    I believe the Swan Vesta look is very much 'in' this year
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  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,768
    twist83 wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    not bothering with the whores bath/shower and not worry about stinking.

    You have whores in your bath/shower at work!!! Any jobs going ;)
    You aspire to be a shower whore? How odd.
  • Veronese68 wrote:
    twist83 wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    not bothering with the whores bath/shower and not worry about stinking.

    You have whores in your bath/shower at work!!! Any jobs going ;)
    You aspire to be a shower whore? How odd.

    Getting paid to do his hobby?
  • EKE_38BPM
    EKE_38BPM Posts: 5,821
    Veronese68 wrote:
    twist83 wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    not bothering with the whores bath/shower and not worry about stinking.

    You have whores in your bath/shower at work!!! Any jobs going ;)
    You aspire to be a shower whore? How odd.

    Has anyone read Only Forward by Michael Marshall Smith? In it there are characters called Buff-Puffs. Beautiful women whose job it is to take up the excess space in a shower cubicle and to stop the water splashing being so noisy.

    Brilliant book, well worth a read if you are into Sci-Fi/Fantasy.
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  • cyclingprop
    cyclingprop Posts: 2,426
    ... I'd have to lose about 5 stone to wear it.
    Jesus - that's half my body weight!

    Admittedly most of the 5 stone is the cross, taking into account the nails.
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Quite a lot of guff...
    DonDaddyD wrote:

    Though if I saw that coming up behind me, I can assure you my scalp would be safe and I would have taken the Yellow from Contador and Schleck up whatever mountain they're climbing. Or so the fantasy goes when I'm in my all black lycra get-up.

    So you have a fantasy about running away from lycra-clad sci-fi characters, when you're in a black skin suit, I mean you make it sound like they want a struggle snuggle or something.
    What do you mean you think 64cm is a big frame?
  • EKE_38BPM wrote:

    Has anyone read Only Forward by Michael Marshall Smith? In it there are characters called Buff-Puffs. Beautiful women whose job it is to take up the excess space in a shower cubicle and to stop the water splashing being so noisy.

    I suspect if there were beautiful women in my shower there would be a whole lot more splashing and noise. :shock:
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  • twist83
    twist83 Posts: 761
    Veronese68 wrote:
    twist83 wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    not bothering with the whores bath/shower and not worry about stinking.

    You have whores in your bath/shower at work!!! Any jobs going ;)
    You aspire to be a shower whore? How odd.

    I am flexible...

    I am willing to be a shower Whore in the ladies showers subject to vetting. However I am also keen on getting a job to take advantage of an office perk in the form of shower whores!
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,768
    twist83 wrote:
    Veronese68 wrote:
    twist83 wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    not bothering with the whores bath/shower and not worry about stinking.

    You have whores in your bath/shower at work!!! Any jobs going ;)
    You aspire to be a shower whore? How odd.

    I am flexible...

    I am willing to be a shower Whore in the ladies showers subject to vetting. However I am also keen on getting a job to take advantage of an office perk in the form of shower whores!
    Ah, very good. One has to be flexible given the current economic situation.
    I am also keen on the idea of beautiful women to prevent splashing. I'd ask the fragrant one what she thinks, but I think I know the answer.
  • DrLex
    DrLex Posts: 2,142
    EKE_38BPM wrote:
    The problem I have with all of the Team GB kit, not just the cycling stuff, is that the colours are wrong.

    Red, white and blue are the correct colours, not "a tiny bit of red, white and four different shades of blue".
    For that reason, with all and any Team GB kit, I'm out.

    Regarding wearing a world champ jersey or any other kit you haven't 'earned', wear whatever you want. You went to work to earn the money to buy the kit, so you did earn it!

    I find this comment amusing from someone with an avatar of a Jamaican-coloured Union flag.
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  • Whilst we are on the subject of red, white and blue does anyone else get irrationally irritated by Union Flags being flown upside down?

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  • clarkey cat
    clarkey cat Posts: 3,641
    nothing irrational about it.
  • EKE_38BPM
    EKE_38BPM Posts: 5,821
    DrLex wrote:
    EKE_38BPM wrote:
    The problem I have with all of the Team GB kit, not just the cycling stuff, is that the colours are wrong.

    Red, white and blue are the correct colours, not "a tiny bit of red, white and four different shades of blue".
    For that reason, with all and any Team GB kit, I'm out.

    Regarding wearing a world champ jersey or any other kit you haven't 'earned', wear whatever you want. You went to work to earn the money to buy the kit, so you did earn it!

    I find this comment amusing from someone with an avatar of a Jamaican-coloured Union flag.
    I knew someone would comment, well done for spotting it.
    I've replaced the colours of my national flag with the colours of my forefather's national flag to show I'm a bit of this and a bit of that.
    Whoever made the cock-up of the Team GB kits (Stella McCartney?) just had too many crayons and not enough self-control.
    Whilst we are on the subject of red, white and blue does anyone else get irrationally irritated by Union Flags being flown upside down?

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    Distress signal, ennit.
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  • tgotb
    tgotb Posts: 4,714
    EKE_38BPM wrote:
    Whoever made the cock-up of the Team GB kits (Stella McCartney?) just had too many crayons and not enough self-control.
    I disagree, she didn't have enough crayons (ie no red ones).

    Is she colour blind, or just trying to "make her mark" by removing one colour because it's the only original thing she can come up with? GB kit that's not Red, White and Blue, is plain wrong, especially in such a high profile event...

    To the original question: I wouldn't wear GB kit unless I was part of the squad (and I do occasionally wear GB kit from another sport where I did compete). But if other people want to wear it, why shouldn't they?
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  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    Were people making the same complaint 4 years ago??

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    The trackies'll have more red this olympics than they did last.
  • bigmat
    bigmat Posts: 5,134
    Were people making the same complaint 4 years ago??

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    The trackies'll have more red this olympics than they did last.

    Unless I'm missing something, that kit (uninspired though it was) utilises a palette of red, white and, erm, blue. As in the colours of the British flag. As in our traditional sporting colours. Its really not that hard. How about if some Dutch fashion designer designed a kit in red and yellow, as a "deconstructed orange"?
  • apreading
    apreading Posts: 4,535
    Were people making the same complaint 4 years ago??

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    The trackies'll have more red this olympics than they did last.

    But those outfits arent overtly based on the flag. Nobody minds if the England football team wear all red or all white jerseys, but if they had jerseys with the cross on them and it wasnt a red cross on white we would all say that was stupid and probably wrong.

    This years olympic kit has a quater section of the flag design in it, and that design should carry the proper colours where it is used (IMO).
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    I guess so.

    It has precedence:

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