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  • Twelly
    Twelly Posts: 1,437
    Cat With No Tail wrote:
    Magulwalker

    Just read it again and it's still funny. Plus it also includes the link back to the original thread.

    That was some truly world-class trolling there.

    Superb. Was it ever confirmed who the walker was? What happened to FCJ?
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  • cat_with_no_tail
    cat_with_no_tail Posts: 12,981
    Magulwalker was sheepsteeth and we all know it.

    FCJ was banned for posting some proper hardcore porn I believe.

    Also, Dan atherton, the Athertons manager, and FCJs mum were all Sheepsteeth. He used to be very busy.
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  • blister pus
    blister pus Posts: 5,780
    FCJ went into the youtube review business after getting banned and for his first review took off his training shoe and reviewed it.

    he was absolutely awesome.
  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    Many of the "facts" stated are not actual Facts.

    The truth is known. But I would have to ban you if you knew.
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  • cat_with_no_tail
    cat_with_no_tail Posts: 12,981
    nicklouse wrote:
    Many of the "facts" stated are not actual Facts.

    How very dare you sir! I posted it on teh interwebs, therefore it IS a fact.
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  • mak3m
    mak3m Posts: 1,394
    which was the thread that had the original lime and string quote in it

    surfaced again over a year ago when i saw it for the first time, laughed so hard i passed a kidney
  • cat_with_no_tail
    cat_with_no_tail Posts: 12,981
    the original crudcatcher counting game was pretty funny too. Albeit a little short.
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  • t.m.h.n.e.t
    t.m.h.n.e.t Posts: 2,265
    nicklouse wrote:
    then we have The TRUTH
    This one is rather epic. Although I may be slightly biased in my approach
  • bennett_346
    bennett_346 Posts: 5,029
    mak3m wrote:
    which was the thread that had the original lime and string quote in it

    surfaced again over a year ago when i saw it for the first time, laughed so hard i passed a kidney
    I'd love if someone could dig that one out again :lol:
  • MarksMintness
    MarksMintness Posts: 484
    thekickingmule wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    YeehaaMcgee wrote:
    Anyone remember the thread with the guy claiming to be a teacher, and how he took the pi** from the kids in class, or something?
    I think you mean Oxygen Thief? Good one, that :)
    Feck me I'd forgotten about that thread! :lol: And it was all over in 6 hours! haha :lol:

    There's so many names I haven't seen for ages! What happened to RTW-Chaz?
    Oh my days, just read this thread! And I though ez rider and thebigbee were funny!
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  • YeehaaMcgee
    YeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    mak3m wrote:
    which was the thread that had the original lime and string quote in it
    Wasn't it the same thread as the walking game? Either that or sheep's and yee's advice corner, I think.
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  • cat_with_no_tail
    cat_with_no_tail Posts: 12,981
    Oh, some of the old Naveed threads were spectacular too. He just used to call everyone racist all the time.

    I remember one instance where he'd been banging on about some website or something calling to ban the Hijab and sheeps had asked him why someone wanted to ban a truk mounted crane :lol: That thread just descended into about 10 pages of hilarious insults.

    A good portion of the "epic threads" we've had in here have come about because of really good quality trolls.

    The funniest thread I've EVER read though was the famous "picolax" one on STW.
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  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    Cat With No Tail wrote:

    The funniest thread I've EVER read though was the famous "picolax" one on STW.
    Oh I have come across a few.

    I guy who wanted to water cool his PC so he went and bought some bathroom sealant.........

    And the guy who found some of his plasma pixels on the floor......
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  • cat_with_no_tail
    cat_with_no_tail Posts: 12,981
    If any of those are funnier than picolax, I NEED you to provide links.

    I just re-read picolax and good god that's some funny shlt (pun intended).

    For anyone who hasn't read it yet:
    http://singletrackworld.com/2009/02/the ... d-returns/
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  • YeehaaMcgee
    YeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    nicklouse wrote:
    And the guy who found some of his plasma pixels on the floor......
    Haha, genius!
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  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    Cat With No Tail wrote:
    If any of those are funnier than picolax, I NEED you to provide links.

    I just re-read picolax and good god that's some funny shlt (pun intended).

    For anyone who hasn't read it yet:
    http://singletrackworld.com/2009/02/the ... d-returns/

    unfortunatly they have gone and tey were not quite as good as picolax
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  • YeehaaMcgee
    YeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    Hmm, can't be bothered with that picolax. It's written in such an inane, flowery way, with such a healthy dollop of bullshittery, that it actually sucks the humour right out of the thread.
    It's like reading a 10 year pretending it's some weird romance novelist for a class project it's teacher has set it.
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  • The Northern Monkey
    The Northern Monkey Posts: 19,174
    What about the legendary 50 page car threads by Surf_Matt or whatever the twonks name was.... and then his little leaving rant.. :lol:
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,497
    Cat With No Tail wrote:
    If any of those are funnier than picolax, I NEED you to provide links.

    I just re-read picolax and good god that's some funny shlt (pun intended).

    For anyone who hasn't read it yet:
    http://singletrackworld.com/2009/02/the ... d-returns/
    Superb :D , saw that a few years back but then couldn't remember where it was from.
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  • cat_with_no_tail
    cat_with_no_tail Posts: 12,981
    YeehaaMcgee wrote:
    Hmm, can't be bothered with that picolax. It's written in such an inane, flowery way, with such a healthy dollop of bullshittery, that it actually sucks the humour right out of the thread.
    It's like reading a 10 year pretending it's some weird romance novelist for a class project it's teacher has set it.

    Really? I don't get that from it at all. I actually thought it was very well put together.

    Maybe I'm going soft in my old age.
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  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    The Northern Monkey wrote:
    What about the legendary 50 page car threads by Surf_Matt or whatever the twonks name was.... and then his little leaving rant.. :lol:

    Take it away Surf_Twat...


    Surf-Matt wrote:
    Re:I'm getting sick...

    ...of mods locking my threads for no good reason other than some weird hang about my hefty knowledge of cars and decent motor.

    So cheerio chaps - I can do without this board if that's how the moderation is to be carried out.

    I may return if you stop being so bloody childish.

    Good riposte too...
    whyamihere wrote:
    How about this instead:

    I whack you with the banstick, and you can come back when you promise to stop being so childish about your car and stop causing arguments.

    This isn't a car forum. If you're going to create arguments, at least have the good grace to make them arguments about bikes.

    Fair enough?
    :lol:

    His thread where he posted a photo of himself surfing (who knew he surfed??) and it was pointed out we couldn't actually see him was a good one as well. Apparently, we couldn't see him because his wife took it and she's not a professional surf photographer :lol:
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  • bennett_346
    bennett_346 Posts: 5,029
    Cat With No Tail wrote:
    If any of those are funnier than picolax, I NEED you to provide links.

    I just re-read picolax and good god that's some funny shlt (pun intended).

    For anyone who hasn't read it yet:
    http://singletrackworld.com/2009/02/the ... d-returns/
    sH!T me that was hilarious :lol: My laughter wasn't quite as loud as his arse trumpet but getting there...
  • Twelly
    Twelly Posts: 1,437
    Oh dear. Apparently you are only allowed up to 11 URL's in one post so my list has now been completed it seems.

    I wanted to add Picolax to the list but no more space for links.

    Thank you all for keeping me entertained at work this week, the threads in the list are indeed epic.
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  • t.m.h.n.e.t
    t.m.h.n.e.t Posts: 2,265
    bennett_346 wrote:
    Cat With No Tail wrote:
    If any of those are funnier than picolax, I NEED you to provide links.

    I just re-read picolax and good god that's some funny shlt (pun intended).

    For anyone who hasn't read it yet:
    http://singletrackworld.com/2009/02/the ... d-returns/
    sH!T me that was hilarious :lol: My laughter wasn't quite as loud as his ars* trumpet but getting there...
    That moment when laughing that uncontrolable crying starts.

    I'm in it
  • Richie63
    Richie63 Posts: 2,132
    I think I'll book mark this thread for my holiday reading
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  • compo
    compo Posts: 1,370
    blister pus wrote:
    FCJ went into the youtube review business after getting banned and for his first review took off his training shoe and reviewed it.

    he was absolutely awesome.

    Links?
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  • compo
    compo Posts: 1,370
    Holy mother of christ I have only got a bit of the way down Picolax and I think it is dangerous to read any more, for I may die of laughter
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  • Twelly
    Twelly Posts: 1,437
    compo wrote:
    Holy mother of christ I have only got a bit of the way down Picolax and I think it is dangerous to read any more, for I may die of laughter

    I started reading it at work last week. That was a mistake. Trying to explain to co-workers and boss why I'm stifling giggles whilst 'writing quotations' was difficult.
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  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    Corr blimey those are some excellent threads.

    i remember there having been quite a few good 'uns. the ones with naveed were ace and i used to enjoy making new forum characters but i was never magullwalker, he actually messaged me once iirc having correctly guessed one of my other aliases at the time.

    i actually miss fourcrossjohn as he was excellent to trol with, i especially enjoyed being his mother for a while and also being dan atherton but i was never his manager.
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  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    i also enjoyed this little exchange

    funny
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