slapped arse

jonathan914
jonathan914 Posts: 16
edited June 2012 in Commuting chat
Just wondered if anyone else has had this happen to them.Riding home on my regular commute some prat passes really close and passenger reaches out and slaps my arse. :evil:
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  • jonomc4
    jonomc4 Posts: 891
    I am gathering by the anger it was a male rather than some cute girl!
  • merkin
    merkin Posts: 452
    If only....
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,660
    jonathan914 wrote:
    Just wondered if anyone else has had this happen to them.Riding home on my regular commute some prat passes really close and passenger reaches out and slaps my ars*. :evil:

    Sort of. Only it was a push.
    _
  • msmancunia
    msmancunia Posts: 1,415
    Yep, twice, once near a busy motorway junction and I nearly came off. They didn't count on me catching up with them at the lights though. "I didn't know girls could swear like that" one said.
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  • merkin
    merkin Posts: 452
    Ok. I posted that before the comment on being slapped on the backside by a man remark. Now I sound a bit gay. :oops:
  • SimonAH
    SimonAH Posts: 3,730
    msmancunia wrote:
    Yep, twice, once near a busy motorway junction and I nearly came off. They didn't count on me catching up with them at the lights though. "I didn't know girls could swear like that" one said.


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  • NGale
    NGale Posts: 1,866
    alas I have not had this experience yet. Jake has however experianced it a few times, the last time was by a group of girls in a car who almost died when they saw him two hours later walking around HMS Nelson, in uniform....they were female rates who worked on the base :lol:

    I now demand my chance! :lol:
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    edited June 2012
    msmancunia wrote:
    Yep, twice, once near a busy motorway junction and I nearly came off. They didn't count on me catching up with them at the lights though. "I didn't know girls could swear like that" one said.
    That's just awful, disgusting actually!

    I am impressed by your reslove to soldier on, middle finger poised high, as you seem to get more attention than most other Women I know who ride a bike (not that I know many). With that in mind I must go back to a question I asked previously.

    How fit are you?
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  • msmancunia
    msmancunia Posts: 1,415
    SimonAH wrote:
    msmancunia wrote:
    Yep, twice, once near a busy motorway junction and I nearly came off. They didn't count on me catching up with them at the lights though. "I didn't know girls could swear like that" one said.


    You know, I like you, I really do :-D

    Imagine a cross between Bridget Jones and Daphne from Frasier mouthing off at someone at the lights and that's kind of how it was. Attractive, non?
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  • iclestu
    iclestu Posts: 503
    jonathan914 wrote:
    Just wondered if anyone else has had this happen to them.Riding home on my regular commute some prat passes really close and passenger reaches out and slaps my ars*. :evil:

    Had a pedestrian heckler do this when I was toiling up a hill once. Think he was three sheets to the wind.
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  • NGale
    NGale Posts: 1,866
    msmancunia wrote:
    SimonAH wrote:
    msmancunia wrote:
    Yep, twice, once near a busy motorway junction and I nearly came off. They didn't count on me catching up with them at the lights though. "I didn't know girls could swear like that" one said.


    You know, I like you, I really do :-D

    Imagine a cross between Bridget Jones and Daphne from Frasier mouthing off at someone at the lights and that's kind of how it was. Attractive, non?

    ahhh don't you'll turn him on even more now :lol:
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    msmancunia wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    msmancunia wrote:
    Yep, twice, once near a busy motorway junction and I nearly came off. They didn't count on me catching up with them at the lights though. "I didn't know girls could swear like that" one said.
    That's just awful, disgusting actually!

    I am impressed by your reslove to soldier on, middle finger poised high, as you seem to get more attention than most other Women I know who ride a bike (not that I know many). With that in mind I must go back to a question I asked previously.

    How fit are you?
    Bridget Jones and Daphne from Frasier
    That could work...
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  • msmancunia
    msmancunia Posts: 1,415
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    msmancunia wrote:
    Yep, twice, once near a busy motorway junction and I nearly came off. They didn't count on me catching up with them at the lights though. "I didn't know girls could swear like that" one said.
    That's just awful, disgusting actually!

    I am impressed by your reslove to soldier on, middle finger poised high, as you seem to get more attention than most other Women I know who ride a bike (not that I know many). With that in mind I must go back to a question I asked previously.

    How fit are you?

    I don't think it's a question of my looks (or fitness!) that I seem to get this kind of grief, more a case of the manners of neanderthal Mancunian builder types. Plus I've never ever ever seen any other girl on my commute until I get into Manchester - I think I'm such a rare type in North Manc that they just can't help themselves :(
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    msmancunia wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    msmancunia wrote:
    Yep, twice, once near a busy motorway junction and I nearly came off. They didn't count on me catching up with them at the lights though. "I didn't know girls could swear like that" one said.
    That's just awful, disgusting actually!

    I am impressed by your reslove to soldier on, middle finger poised high, as you seem to get more attention than most other Women I know who ride a bike (not that I know many). With that in mind I must go back to a question I asked previously.

    How fit are you?

    I don't think it's a question of my looks (or fitness!) that I seem to get this kind of grief, more a case of the manners of neanderthal Mancunian builder types. Plus I've never ever ever seen any other girl on my commute until I get into Manchester - I think I'm such a rare type in North Manc that they just can't help themselves :(
    Move to London, we're friendly done here! The land is flat, it's warm and you'll have the pleasure of knowing that if it ever kicks off in the pub you'll probably win. What with being a Manc you probably had to learn self defence at school (or should that be Skool).

    Bt seriously, you shouldn't have to put up with anyone invading your personal space like that. It's not on.
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  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,660
    It is terrible. Lucky you weren't pushed off.

    I was and got a fractured pelvis for my troubles.

    I might have mentioned this before .
    _
  • notsoblue
    notsoblue Posts: 5,756
    Yep. Had just come off Chiswick Bridge going north when a limo full of screeching northern women whooped and smacked their way past me.

    I spent the rest of the evening sitting in the shower, weeping.
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  • msmancunia
    msmancunia Posts: 1,415
    notsoblue wrote:
    Yep. Had just come off Chiswick Bridge going north when a limo full of screeching northern women whooped and smacked their way past me.

    I spent the rest of the evening sitting in the shower, weeping.

    Yeah, sorry about that. We'd had a bit too much to drink and were all excited about being down south...
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  • jonny_trousers
    jonny_trousers Posts: 3,588
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    msmancunia wrote:
    Yep, twice, once near a busy motorway junction and I nearly came off. They didn't count on me catching up with them at the lights though. "I didn't know girls could swear like that" one said.
    That's just awful, disgusting actually!

    I am impressed by your reslove to soldier on, middle finger poised high, as you seem to get more attention than most other Women I know who ride a bike (not that I know many). With that in mind I must go back to a question I asked previously.

    How fit are you?

    :roll:
  • jonathan914
    jonathan914 Posts: 16
    I wish I could confirm it was a car full of women but all I saw was a kid in the back pissing himself with laughing.
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,895
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    That's just awful, disgusting actually!
    That's the new DDD talking.
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    How fit are you?
    That's the old DDD talking.
    You've been far too quiet recently (both of you). I was getting worried you'd been hounded away. I certainly hope you take comments like the above in jest.

    Oh, and MSM. I agree with SiAH. And the Daphne/Bridget Jones thing isn't all that bad. If you're trying to put yourself down you'll need to stoop lower than that.
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  • msmancunia
    msmancunia Posts: 1,415
    Veronese68 wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    That's just awful, disgusting actually!
    That's the new DDD talking.
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    How fit are you?
    That's the old DDD talking.
    You've been far too quiet recently (both of you). I was getting worried you'd been hounded away. I certainly hope you take comments like the above in jest.

    Oh, and MSM. I agree with SiAH. And the Daphne/Bridget Jones thing isn't all that bad. If you're trying to put yourself down you'll need to stoop lower than that.

    Haha I'm normally too self-depreciating for my own good! I wanted to post a picture of my real lookalike - Dame Julie Goodyear, but unfortunately I'm too much of a luddite to be able to post pics :?
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  • Initialised
    Initialised Posts: 3,047
    Snot rocket them in the face next time.
    I used to just ride my bike to work but now I find myself going out looking for bigger and bigger hills.
  • kelsen
    kelsen Posts: 2,003
    Yuk!

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  • Gay69
    Gay69 Posts: 13
    I like slapped arse, especially Greg66's.
  • jonny_trousers
    jonny_trousers Posts: 3,588
    Gay69 wrote:
    I like slapped ars*, especially Greg66's.


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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Veronese68 wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    That's just awful, disgusting actually!
    That's the new DDD talking.
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    How fit are you?
    That's the old DDD talking.
    You've been far too quiet recently (both of you). I was getting worried you'd been hounded away. I certainly hope you take comments like the above in jest.

    I'm still me! To be honest as my career has progressed the work I do has become more challenging. Whereas before I could literally bang out a days work in 3-4hrs, I'm finding that I can spare an hour at most on here, if that, or the work starts catching up - damn health reforms. Couple this to the fact that I am exhausted - what with the stress of my new family, I just don't really have much posting time.

    But I'm still me!

    Also Star Wars Online is a time sink and I'm trying to max my toons well before I spend part of my soul playing Elder Scrolls Online! - Not that that is at all relevant I just wanted to mention something geeky.
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  • EKE_38BPM
    EKE_38BPM Posts: 5,821
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    I'm trying to max my toons well before I spend part of my soul playing Elder Scrolls Online!

    What does that mean? Anyway, I'd rather be whipped than come out with a phrase like that!
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    edited June 2012
    Max my toon/chartacter/avatar: - MMO (Massive Multiplayer Online) speak for getting to the top level of a particular game while using a particular character archetype.

    Elder Scrolls Online: - For a MMORPG (that Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game) fan it's what sex with a pornstar would be like for a teenager. Seriously, when I think about this game and I think about how long I've been thinking about this game and thinking about playing a game like it (so quite possibly since I first saw Willow), my go to place is comparing it to sex. I just want to be with this game.

    Even if the game is bad I'm playing it. If they offer lifetime subscriptons, I have a credit card armed and ready. I cannot wait. It's like finding out King Arthur and Avalon is actually real and they want me to be King!
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  • tgotb
    tgotb Posts: 4,714
    I have a bad habit of trying to high-five people holding their hands out at bus stops or hailing taxis. Does that count (in a sort of reverse sense)?
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