I'm sorry I haven't a clue...Rnd 2

pinno
pinno Posts: 52,506
edited June 2012 in The bottom bracket
Whilst round 1 still continues into the sunset of bent wheels, broken chains and punctures...
We bring you round 2.
"This episode is being brought to you from the wonderful city of Brighton. Historically, Brighton was known for its two piers, its pavillion and 7000 virgins. All that remains is one pier and a pavillion.
In this round our illustrious panel of cycling afficionados (well, old cranks mostly) are going to change well known TV programmes and TV theme tunes into ones that are cycling orientated.
For example:

Only tools and forksets

or

To the cranker Born.
etc etc..."

Over to you...
seanoconn - gruagach craic!

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  • wiffachip
    wiffachip Posts: 861
    News at Ten Speed
  • Dave L
    Dave L Posts: 251
    Assos to asses
    .
    Dave
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    Brush Pedal Strokes. :(
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    Mitt somer murders.
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • nevman
    nevman Posts: 1,611
    Wheel or no Wheel
    Whats the solution? Just pedal faster you baby.

    Summer B,man Team Carbon LE#222
    Winter Alan Top Cross
    All rounder Spec. Allez.
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    The Weakest KMC Link.
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,712
    The Forsythe Sagan

    Brompton Abbey
    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • DavidBelcher
    DavidBelcher Posts: 2,684
    Malcolm In The Middleburn

    Reilly, Dura-Ace Of Spies

    That Michelin Webb Look

    The Paul Daniels Mavic Show

    David
    "It is not enough merely to win; others must lose." - Gore Vidal
  • Blancmange
    Blancmange Posts: 103
    Flight of the Contador.
    Barenders.
    You've Been Carbon Framed.
    Only Fools and Assos.
    - Slave to the cadence -
  • RichN95.
    RichN95. Posts: 27,262
    Some Pro cycling ones

    KAS in the Attic
    Songs of Lampres
    Movistars in your Eyes
    Little Kristian House on the Prairie
    Froome 101
    Blue Peter Sagan
    Twitter: @RichN95
  • CrunchyToes
    CrunchyToes Posts: 2
    edited February 2016
    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
  • zippypablo
    zippypablo Posts: 398
    Riising Damp
    If suffer we must, let's suffer on the heights. (Victor Hugo).
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,506
    On a BR theme -

    Dial M for Munter
    Mid Summer Munters
    Munter she wrote
    The Basement Diaries (Aggieboy)

    Panostrava

    Different (pedal) strokes

    One foot in the ditch

    The chaser
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • BillyMansell
    BillyMansell Posts: 817
    Hold on, shouldn't Round Two be a round of Mornington Crescent?

    I would verify this with Samantha but I took her for an impromptu barbecue last night that ended up being a roasting up the back alley. We tried having bangers on a flaring camping stove but she complained her ring was burning so she couldn't do much with my flacid meat.
  • Blancmange
    Blancmange Posts: 103
    One Man and His Cog.
    Spokes.
    The Veloce.
    Haribo Histories.
    - Slave to the cadence -
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,506
    BillyMansell wrote:
    Hold on, shouldn't Round Two be a round of Mornington Crescent?

    I would verify this with Samantha but I took her for an impromptu barbecue last night that ended up being a roasting up the back alley. We tried having bangers on a flaring camping stove but she complained her ring was burning so she couldn't do much with my flacid meat.

    Help !! The panel is revolting.

    (round 3 will be Mornington Crescent Criterium)
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pottssteve
    pottssteve Posts: 4,069
    Star Trek

    Lone Escape to the Country
    Head Hands Heart Lungs Legs
  • BillyMansell
    BillyMansell Posts: 817
    pinarello001 wrote:
    BillyMansell wrote:
    Hold on, shouldn't Round Two be a round of Mornington Crescent?

    I would verify this with Samantha but I took her for an impromptu barbecue last night that ended up being a roasting up the back alley. We tried having bangers on a flaring camping stove but she complained her ring was burning so she couldn't do much with my flacid meat.

    Help !! The panel is revolting.
    You're not so pretty yourself Mr Chairman.
  • pottssteve
    pottssteve Posts: 4,069
    Cycling Jersey Shore

    Rotor QI
    Head Hands Heart Lungs Legs
  • RonB
    RonB Posts: 3,984
    Samantha nearly made it - she's been detained at the last minute following the Giro. An Italian gentleman friend has promised to take her out for an ice-cream, and she likes nothing better than to spend an evening licking the nuts off a large Neapolitan.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,506
    BillyMansell wrote:

    You're not so pretty yourself Mr Chairman.

    Sorry ladies and gentleman but the game has descended into the quagmire of a pile of dog sh1t at the foot of Le Col Du St Bernard and the usual protagonists are already eyeing up the exit of anal depravity. I, the chairperson, have deducted 173 points from Mr Mansell not for his dissent but for that ridiculous moustache he sported for many years whilst racing for Pedalos R Us.
    We must move along quickly as the 50p in the light meter of the Brighton and Hove Albion Trophy shed is about to run out. Last year they were almost made bankcrupt due to the fact that in 1910 after beating Aston Villa in the Community Shield, someone left the lights on in this room and they were handed a £1,456,586.49p electricity bill. Hence why they fitted an slot meter.

    Round 2 continues...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • jordan_217
    jordan_217 Posts: 2,580
    Take The HTC Highroad

    The Tom Simpsons

    Rotation Rotation Rotation

    Eastprendas

    Brookside pull brakes

    Songs of Lampraise

    Antiques Road Rash

    Ready Steady Nicole Cooke

    Tom Boon en

    Question Time Trial

    SRAM Red Dwarf

    The A Team TT

    Different Spokes
    “Training is like fighting with a gorilla. You don’t stop when you’re tired. You stop when the gorilla is tired.”
  • Blancmange
    Blancmange Posts: 103
    The Living Planet X.
    Time Trial Team.
    GranFondo in my Pocket.
    I, Claud Butler.
    - Slave to the cadence -
  • shouldbeinbed
    shouldbeinbed Posts: 2,660
    Dirty Sanchez

    Brake Blockbusters

    Law & Order Specialized victims unit

    (Bicycle)Doctors
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    Only Fools and Hors Cats.
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    A really obvious one.

    The CUBE.
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • BillyMansell
    BillyMansell Posts: 817
    *BUZZ* Mr Chairman, when do we move on to Round 3? I don't mind the deduction of points for my hirsute top lip - I'm a world champion after all and the ladies love that I have hair in the right places unlike most cyclists .
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,506
    BillyMansell wrote:
    *BUZZ* Mr Chairman, when do we move on to Round 3? I don't mind the deduction of points for my hirsute top lip - I'm a world champion after all and the ladies love that I have hair in the right places unlike most cyclists .

    I've got cloth ears, didn't hear the BUZZ... Round 3 coming after my toddler has finished ranting and is in bed.
    "...hair in the right places..." - Good god sir, a Phillips Ladyshave is in the post and on its way to you
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • RonB
    RonB Posts: 3,984
    Brookes hide

    Milani vice featuring Crankset and Tubs

    Oops just spotted round 3!
  • Blancmange
    Blancmange Posts: 103
    Unicycling Challenge.
    Tandem Nights.
    Cat4thought.tv
    - Slave to the cadence -

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