Insect bites whilst riding!!! The chase?

cashy16
cashy16 Posts: 83
edited June 2012 in The Crudcatcher
Hi all, 2 weeks ago appprox I did the monkey trail and then a days natural riding over Cannock chase. Second day was heavy rain which meant lots of mud and dirty puddles etc etc .....

Well it appears that I got bitten 5 times, I have no idea what by but the photos to follow show a tiny mark then gradually over time one if the bites went a bit mental!! Ended up in a and e with four boxes of pills then upon taking the dressing off I now have a hole in me!!! Back to a and e and now parched up!!!

However this maybe a complete coincidence but the same day a cat sat on me briefly and the doc says it could have been a flee bite but stated there's some wild insects out in the woods!!!

Enjoy and just for info if you get similar

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  • Farkin' hell, those don't look like flea bites to me...
  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    I reckon they're fruit fly bites...

    Read into that a little.....
  • cashy16
    cashy16 Posts: 83
    think it was some super insect in the forest and the bites gone bad even though i was on anti biotics!!! :D
  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    They are well known to transmit bad aids worms. Goodbye and good luck.
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  • Twelly
    Twelly Posts: 1,437
    Definitely aids. Sorry
  • jndb72
    jndb72 Posts: 629
    Fecking hell, if they are flea bites then my dogs are going for a quick walk down the river, together with a sack and some stones!!!! :o

    How bit was this cat, lion sized????

    Looks nasty fair play
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  • Beardface
    Beardface Posts: 5,495
    Holy balls. Shouldn't have opened that at work whilst eating a doughnut.. NSFL. :\

    Definitely worm aids as above. You've no chance.
  • cashy16
    cashy16 Posts: 83
    LOL ---- pains all gone today, must be the tablets........... I have 4 days off and was planning some serious riding time, never mind....
  • DodgeT
    DodgeT Posts: 2,255
    Worm aids PMSL, last time i'm going riding with you fella !

    Didn't you have aids the last time? Mines just about cleared up thanks :)
  • YeehaaMcgee
    YeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    Wow, that's some impressive bitemark!
  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    Days off work for that WTF!?

    Exact same happened to me when I was about 12. We think it was a horsefly bite that didn't react well to me. I still have a scar on my arm from where it happened.

    But days of work! Wuss, I still had to go to school with the hole in my arm and just a plaster and a threat!

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  • Twelly
    Twelly Posts: 1,437
    I may be wrong but I think he already had the days off booked but they are now ruined due to the aids-ridden cavernous hole in his flesh
  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    Still makes him a wuss.
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  • Twelly
    Twelly Posts: 1,437
    Still makes him a wuss.

    Oh of course, that goes without saying
  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    cashy16 wrote:
    LOL ---- pains all gone today, must be the tablets........... I have 4 days off and was planning some serious riding time, never mind....
    The pain goes because the bad aids worms eat all your nerves. I believe the next stage is most certainly death.

    Probably.
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  • Twelly
    Twelly Posts: 1,437
    cooldad wrote:
    cashy16 wrote:
    LOL ---- pains all gone today, must be the tablets........... I have 4 days off and was planning some serious riding time, never mind....
    The pain goes because the bad aids worms eat all your nerves. I believe the next stage is most certainly death.

    Probably.

    I am definitely a doctor and I agree with this.
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    TwellySmat wrote:
    the aids-ridden cavernous hole in his flesh

    Or my anus as I like to call it
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  • DodgeT
    DodgeT Posts: 2,255
    TwellySmat wrote:
    I may be wrong but I think he already had the days off booked but they are now ruined due to the aids-ridden cavernous hole in his flesh

    Exactly, he works shifts. Saying that, I can confirm he is a wuss and he does have aids :wink:
  • sloppycowpat
    sloppycowpat Posts: 349
    thanks that put me right off my creme caramel :evil:
    worst moment ever...
    buzzing down twisting single track then.... psssst BANG!!!
  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    Going to have to ask - at the back of the remaining hole - what does the hole do?

    Does it just stop, or is there an apperent tube leading deeper? If there is - how round is the tube?

    There is a genuine reason for aking this, btw - definately not trying to take the p**s or make light of it (I have medical experience of similar things).
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  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    If it's like mine was, it's like a crater in your arm. Like someone had a mini ice cream scoop and took it out.

    It leaves a pretty awesome scar though. And everyone knows chicks dig scars.
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  • stubs
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    Funk me some warning would have been nice.
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  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    What's with the DawgPound.com pic? :?
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  • gaff_taff
    gaff_taff Posts: 346
    Ahhhh F****k man, that is absolutely grim, my burger and chips are about to come up
  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    If it's like mine was, it's like a crater in your arm. Like someone had a mini ice cream scoop and took it out.

    It leaves a pretty awesome scar though. And everyone knows chicks dig scars.
    Er scars maybe, festering pits no.

    Unless they're from Rhyl.
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  • brianonyx
    brianonyx Posts: 170
    either the start of cellulitis or maybe parasitic egg laying. I hope you are seeing someone about this?
  • bobpzero
    bobpzero Posts: 1,431
    i guess next time youll be spraying yourself with avons skin so soft.
  • Abra
    Abra Posts: 338
    wtf :shock:
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  • gregwari
    gregwari Posts: 230
    Had a few myself - fookin painful. Can be from insect bites (ie ticks in bracken), can get them from wearing tight clothing. Sooo, general rule of thumb, don't fall in bracken or wear lycra...