What was I thinking?
greasedscotsman
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Showed workmates some photos of my new bike. Big mistake! Why is the saddle so high? Why are the tyres so narrow. How many gears has it got? Saddle looks like a razor blade, how can you sit on that? And of course, how can you justify spending that much on a push bike? :roll:
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You can't just leave us with a list of unanswered questions, I won't sleep tonight if I don't know
Oh, I didn't really mean it like that. I was really having a moan about the "how can you justify" question. I don't ask a similar question when someone buys an expensive watch. It's your money, if you want to spend it on something like that, then that's fine.
Really they should just be telling me how fantastic the new bike looks!
I guess it could be alot worse. You could be showing it to your "cycling" friends and someone says "bit heavy..."
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You should really post a picture on here and let the boys cast their critical eye over it. Only then can you be sure that it really does look fantastic
We await your piccy
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I had this years ago. £550? For a bleedin push bike?, followed by a long rant against bicyclists. When he'd come down off the roof I asked him how much his rusty old Ford Cortina had cost him, then wandered off. Muppet.
How do you pronounce Cervelo? Is the seat too high? Where do you keep a pump? What, no lights or mudguards?
Doesn't quite match the carpet.
Cannondale CAAD8
Yes, I think we can conclude, the seat is too high.
What am I saying? FFS, it's not a seat, it's a saddle! :evil:
Why don't the pedals colour match the seat
I don't know. *sobs*
That's not a saddle! Saddles are what horse's have for us to ride them. You've got a razor !
Cannondale CAAD8
Yeah, had that one lots of times. What about where you tell someone your going on holiday to see the Tour de France and they think your taking part! Err, yeah of course, might see if I can get an entry on the line. :roll:
I mean, what if you get an erection?
Your not supposed to go cycling in your gimp outfit Rick. Even if it does make you very aero!
Of the carpet
Oh I don't know, skin tight clothing and the gimp mask, very aero dynamic. Could be the start of a new trend.......
Cannondale CAAD8
Breathing could be difficult with the ball gag! :shock:
That's why it's an S&M thing. Time trialling in gimp gear could be the new S&M craze! 8)
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until you fart