Do bicycling commuters shave their pins?

mudcow007
mudcow007 Posts: 3,861
edited May 2012 in Commuting chat
well do you?

or is it strictly for the tarmac chewing racing elite over there in the Road section?
Keeping it classy since '83
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  • SimonAH
    SimonAH Posts: 3,730
    Good lord no. A swift buzz with the clippers every couple of months to keep the hanging gardens free of weeds is the only hair control I contemplate south of the adams apple.
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    No, but over the past 5 or so years of this commuting silly I have noticed that my my legs aren't as hairy as they used to be. Perhaps it's evolution.

    It has however been well documented that I use hair removal around the sack, armpits and crack region. At first I thought it was a bit of fun and then I enjoyed the freshness of it. More recently I let it all grow to it's "back to Africa" best. I never realised how coarse my hair down there was - there are some girls out there with the resolve of a Storm Trooper! After a week of cycling I had friction burn in the joint of skin between the thigh and jewels, lumps on the inside of the thigh and the sweat down there. Jeez.

    So I'm going brazillian or is that hollywood, like a porn star. And it does look longer.

    Still wouldn't shave my legs though. That's just girly.
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  • Headhuunter
    Headhuunter Posts: 6,494
    You clip the "hanging gardens"? Are you a porn star?
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  • dhope
    dhope Posts: 6,699
    mudcow007 wrote:
    Do bicycling commuters shave their pins?
    DDD wrote:
    Back, sack and crack

    Whoa there! Too much information. I was having an afternoon tea and snack, now I feel queasy.
    Maybe the legs are less hairy due to a testosterone deficit having surrendered the Power Awesome title :twisted:
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    You clip the "hanging gardens"? Are you a porn star?
    You don't!? Now that is a surprise. Not because you're erm... just that I'd have thought erm, well, yes. Yes because you're erm. I was told it was more enjoyable for erm if you're shaved clean all over that region? Well that's what this guy I once worked with said...

    Sheesh.
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    dhope wrote:
    Maybe the legs are less hairy due to a testosterone deficit having surrendered the Power Awesome title

    Yes that. Or it could be that I achieved a cadence so fast I actually ripped the hair follicles from my legs.

    I like to think it was the latter.
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  • Headhuunter
    Headhuunter Posts: 6,494
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    You clip the "hanging gardens"? Are you a porn star?
    You don't!? Now that is a surprise. Not because you're erm... just that I'd have thought erm, well, yes. Yes because you're erm. I was told it was more enjoyable for erm if you're shaved clean all over that region? Well that's what this guy I once worked with said...

    Sheesh.

    No I don't... I can't even be bothered to shave my face and no have a beard... I don't see how it can be more enjoyable, it just makes your c*ck look bigger and I don't need that effect :wink: .... But you're right that shaving it all of is pretty common in the "erm" community but I'm not that keen, I like a bit of fur.... phoar...
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    You clip the "hanging gardens"? Are you a porn star?
    You don't!? Now that is a surprise. Not because you're erm... just that I'd have thought erm, well, yes. Yes because you're erm. I was told it was more enjoyable for erm if you're shaved clean all over that region? Well that's what this guy I once worked with said...

    Sheesh.

    No I don't... I can't even be bothered to shave my face and no have a beard... I don't see how it can be more enjoyable, it just makes your c*ck look bigger and I don't need that effect :wink: .... But you're right that shaving it all of is pretty common in the "erm" community but I'm not that keen, I like a bit of fur.... phoar...

    Men have a second beard, its a beard that women don't tend to have (well I've never met any who have). If it was Star Trek, Klingons would hang out there passing the time of day. I understand that some men preferred to have that region shaved and by extension the adjoining lands known as "sack".

    You must like it proper grizzly if you can't even be bothered to shave there and/or prefer it not shaved. Headhunnter = "The 70s".
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  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,770
    Hell no! Nor anything else south of the neck.
    It all fell out when I was having chemo and it was not pleasant. I believe the younger generation are more prone to shaving down below. I worked with a lad that wouldn't go down on a girl unless she had a shaven haven. We pointed out he was obviously a wuss as he could pleasure his woman whilst flossing his teeth.
  • SimonAH
    SimonAH Posts: 3,730
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    No, but over the past 5 or so years of this commuting silly I have noticed that my my legs aren't as hairy as they used to be. Perhaps it's evolution.

    Nope. Two years or so ago when I was doing all my cycling in jeans I noticed that my shins were totally bald and put it down to, well, going bald.

    As I clawed my way up the evolutionary ladder of cycling into shorts and lycra I noticed one day that it had all grown back. Friction pure and simple.
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  • clarkey cat
    clarkey cat Posts: 3,641
    what kind of self-respecting man shaves his balls?
  • SimonAH
    SimonAH Posts: 3,730
    what kind of self-respecting man shaves his balls?
    Belt sander Clarkey, belt sander.
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  • clarkey cat
    clarkey cat Posts: 3,641
    fortunately Im not a particularly hirsute man but even if I was I wouldnt depilate my genitals
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Simon, you're right it is the friction. In my case the friction of air caused by spinning my cranks so fast.
    what kind of self-respecting man shaves his balls?
    Veronese makes the point about a lad at work being reluctant to kiss a womans 'perfume pot' unless she had a hard wood floor.

    The same, all things are equal after all, works in reverse.

    If she prefers it I am willing to accomodate. But I do it for me, and I enjoy the freshness.
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  • clarkey cat
    clarkey cat Posts: 3,641
    Veronese makes the point about a lad at work being reluctant to kiss a womans 'perfume pot' unless she had a hard wood floor.

    thats not a woman's...
  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 29,354
    Chin and nostrils only here. It's been made abundantly clear that depilation below the neck will constitute "unreasonable behaviour".

    That said, the hairs-poking-through-the-lycra look is not a great one.
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  • clarkey cat
    clarkey cat Posts: 3,641
    my barber does my ears with flame.
  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 29,354
    my barber does my ears with flame.

    I don't think I'd ever be comfortable with that. It's all I can do to sit still when the get the cutthroat razor out to tidy up the neck hair. Odd, as I'm fine when whatever sharp implement is in my own hand - trust issues...
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  • msmancunia
    msmancunia Posts: 1,415
    I clicked yes, because I'm a girl and that's what we do, bike riding or no bike riding.
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  • SimonAH
    SimonAH Posts: 3,730
    msmancunia wrote:
    I clicked yes, because I'm a girl and that's what we do, bike riding or no bike riding.

    Yerrs, but carpet or hardwood flooring?
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    CAADX 105 beastie for bumpy bits
    Litespeed L3 for Strava bits

    Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.
  • rjsterry wrote:
    my barber does my ears with flame.

    I don't think I'd ever be comfortable with that. It's all I can do to sit still when the get the cutthroat razor out to tidy up the neck hair. Odd, as I'm fine when whatever sharp implement is in my own hand - trust issues...

    My barber does the same with the flaming lugs. He even did a colleague's nostril hair using the same technique once, I'd be on the ceiling if he tried that with me. He could smell burning hair for weeks, apparently.

    No shaving below the chin for me either, but then I'm a remarkably un-hairy type of gent.
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,770
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    If she prefers it I am willing to accomodate. But I do it for me, and I enjoy the freshness.
    As I said I didn't like it when it fell out, and that was the reason. Hair prevents direct skin to skin contact, this means it gets less sweaty down there. No hair = scrote to thigh direct contact. Having your sack stick to your thigh is not a feeling I enjoyed.
    I like the fact that I'm typing about betty swollocks and there's a Sure for Men ad at the top of the screen. I don't think it's meant for down there.
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    edited May 2012
    Yerrs, but carpet or hardwood flooring?

    Wow. Just wow.

    I simply assume that all women under the age of 36 have a hardwood floor. Maybe a little "home sweet home" mat at the door to wipe your shoe before you step in. But that's it.
    As I said I didn't like it when it fell out, and that was the reason. Hair prevents direct skin to skin contact, this means it gets less sweaty down there. No hair = scrote to thigh direct contact. Having your sack stick to your thigh is not a feeling I enjoyed.
    I like the fact that I'm typing about betty swollocks and there's a Sure for Men ad at the top of the screen. I don't think it's meant for down there.

    It must be a preference thing then. Because I find having hair more uncomftable than not. I also like that cold chill of winter feeling you get as the wind flows through when you first pick up speed on the bike - I digress

    If things are that sticky then it's stick against the thigh hair or no hair. But things are rarely that sticky, except well...
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  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,770
    Check out some '70s jazz mags. That's what I grew up with. Virtually wall to wall, more than just a welcome mat.
    I can't deal with clean shaven, it's so very wrong.
  • clarkey cat
    clarkey cat Posts: 3,641
    they dont DDD.
  • msmancunia
    msmancunia Posts: 1,415
    SimonAH wrote:
    msmancunia wrote:
    I clicked yes, because I'm a girl and that's what we do, bike riding or no bike riding.

    Yerrs, but carpet or hardwood flooring?

    That is between me, Harvey Nicks and my gynaecologist :shock:
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    msmancunia wrote:
    SimonAH wrote:
    msmancunia wrote:
    I clicked yes, because I'm a girl and that's what we do, bike riding or no bike riding.

    Yerrs, but carpet or hardwood flooring?

    That is between me, Harvey Nicks and my gynaecologist :shock:
    Back before I sat through (something like seven) stretch and sweeps I used to think it was the greatest job in the World. It really isn't. Even if all seven were female. #mythbuster.
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    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • SimonAH
    SimonAH Posts: 3,730
    You allow a stranger in Harvey Nicks to get up close and personal, but you won't tell your longtime friends on here?
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    CAADX 105 beastie for bumpy bits
    Litespeed L3 for Strava bits

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  • msmancunia
    msmancunia Posts: 1,415
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    msmancunia wrote:
    SimonAH wrote:
    msmancunia wrote:
    I clicked yes, because I'm a girl and that's what we do, bike riding or no bike riding.

    Yerrs, but carpet or hardwood flooring?

    That is between me, Harvey Nicks and my gynaecologist :shock:
    Back before I sat through (something like seven) stretch and sweeps I used to think it was the greatest job in the World. It really isn't. Even if all seven were female. #mythbuster.

    I may regret asking this, but wtf is a stretch and sweep?
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    edited May 2012
    I'll be nice. It's a labour induction technique.
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    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game