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  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    :lol: see what i can do, no promises though.
    Now would you like you Mrs involved, as i'm sure your aware, she bats for both teams.
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  • Squarepants
    Squarepants Posts: 1,019
    This should prob go the way of YHPM :lol:

    Is it wrong that I feel slightly uncomfortable :?
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    It's not that I'm over over biked, my bike is under personed...
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,428
    Is it wrong that I feel slightly uncomfortable :?

    Not at all...

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  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    like i said no promises, as 1 i dont know her enough to just bowl up to her ask her to meet random blokes off the internet (i bet she does that anyway) and 2 you'll have to wait until i see her next as i dont have her number :) And i'm not knocking on her door to ask her :lol:
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • YeehaaMcgee
    YeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    This is going to be the naffest case ever of "hi, er, my friend fancies you, giggle"
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    This is going to be the naffest case ever of "hi, er, my friend fancies you, giggle"
    Quite possibly :lol:
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • Squarepants
    Squarepants Posts: 1,019
    I'm not sure if I should be more worried about the fact that Surf does actually seem to be taking this quite seriously and is talking in a tone that suggests a tangile rendevouz

    I'm pulling out my bad poker face again

    Yeehaa - absolutely spot on there :lol:

    I'm still in though..
    Cube Hanzz Pro FR
    It's not that I'm over over biked, my bike is under personed...
  • YeehaaMcgee
    YeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    I'm still in though..
    Yep, and I bet whoever can pull you put of this one will be crowned the King of England :lol:
  • Squarepants
    Squarepants Posts: 1,019
    :lol:
    Cube Hanzz Pro FR
    It's not that I'm over over biked, my bike is under personed...
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    I'm still in though..
    Yep, and I bet whoever can pull you put of this one will be crowned the King of England :lol:

    I dunno, I doubt she'll have a vice like grip down there, I would imagine its like throwing a chipolata down a very shabby orange hallway, one that's been knocked through into an adjacent room then flooded
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
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  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    ^ his mum
    < his mum
    v his mum
  • spongtastic
    spongtastic Posts: 2,651
    ^your mum
    <no thanks necrophilia isn't my thing
    V maybe if she's a fit bit of milf
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    ^ his mum
    < his mum
    v his mum

    you've obviously seen my mum








    And then thought Ahh feck it, I'd throw one up it for sh1ts and giggles
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • foxc_uk
    foxc_uk Posts: 1,292
    Alex O'Loughlin
    Ryan Gosling
    Jake Gyllenhaal

    Oh My.
  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    foxc_uk wrote:
    Alex O'Loughlin
    Ryan Gosling
    Jake Gyllenhaal

    Oh My.

    they are all gay.
  • foxc_uk
    foxc_uk Posts: 1,292
    foxc_uk wrote:
    Alex O'Loughlin
    Ryan Gosling
    Jake Gyllenhaal

    Oh My.

    they are all gay.
    All famous men are gay. fact.
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    edited May 2012
    foxc_uk wrote:
    Alex O'Loughlin
    Ryan Gosling
    Jake Gyllenhaal

    Oh My.

    Isn't he that Chinese political activist? Besides, as you are always single or dating guys in a different county, you are not allowed an allowed list, you are just allowed.

    btw I need to change my list to
    Jodie prenger
    Becky Wright from the archers
    And comedy actress Katy Wix
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    Asimo.
  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    FocusZing wrote:
    A sumo.
    Really? Whatever floats your boat...

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  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    foxc_uk wrote:
    Alex O'Loughlin
    Ryan Gosling
    Jake Gyllenhaal

    Oh My.
    You certainly have a "Type" ?
    Gazlar wrote:
    btw I need to change my list to
    Jodie Premier
    Becky Wright from the archers
    And comedy actress Katy Wix

    Thank god for people like you :wink:
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • foxc_uk
    foxc_uk Posts: 1,292
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    foxc_uk wrote:
    Alex O'Loughlin
    Ryan Gosling
    Jake Gyllenhaal

    Oh My.
    You certainly have a "Type" ?

    What, smoking hot?
    Sadly real life doesn't live up to my standards
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    foxc_uk wrote:
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    foxc_uk wrote:
    Alex O'Loughlin
    Ryan Gosling
    Jake Gyllenhaal

    Oh My.
    You certainly have a "Type" ?

    What, smoking hot?
    Sadly real life doesn't live up to my standards
    So thats how your disposing of them?
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • foxc_uk
    foxc_uk Posts: 1,292
    Oh yes, in a ditch, head backwards, on fire. Hitler style
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    foxc_uk wrote:
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    foxc_uk wrote:
    Alex O'Loughlin
    Ryan Gosling
    Jake Gyllenhaal

    Oh My.
    You certainly have a "Type" ?

    What, smoking hot?
    Sadly real life doesn't live up to my standards

    Hang on, hasn't your list of acronyms indicated in some way that they were or are all hot? were they then ironic nicknames or have you dated a lot of men suffering from fever?

    Our like me, do you like to aim low?
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    foxc_uk wrote:
    Oh yes, in a ditch, head backwards, on fire. Hitler style

    Thanks, I now have an erection from all this dirty talk. How did you know I liked that? I mean I've got the look if you've got the fire

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    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    FocusZing wrote:
    A sumo.
    Really? Whatever floats your boat...

    Sumo%2BWrestler%2527s%2BPhotos%2B%252818%2529.jpg

    asimo-238x300.jpg
  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    FocusZing wrote:

    asimo-238x300.jpg

    asimo is a cunt
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    leah betts
    lilly savage
  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,594
    foxc_uk wrote:
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    foxc_uk wrote:
    Alex O'Loughlin
    Ryan Gosling
    Jake Gyllenhaal

    Oh My.
    You certainly have a "Type" ?

    What, smoking hot?
    Sadly real life doesn't live up to my standards

    Pretty yes, but i think they'd be like shagging a bimbo fun for shiz. but damn you really want them to f.off after they cooked you breakfast :p
  • jndb72
    jndb72 Posts: 629
    Jennifer Aniston - from the front
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    Jennifer Aniston - sideways
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