Allowed lists

VWsurfbum
VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
edited May 2012 in The Crudcatcher
After mentioning to Wifey that i would like Kate Midleton on my allowed list i had to explain what it was :roll:

so who's on yours?

1) Kate Middleton
2) Jenifer Aniston
3) LiLO

Max of 3 peeps
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  • Chunkers1980
    Chunkers1980 Posts: 8,035
    Just not your wife's sister.
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    Chunkers1980 wrote:
    Just not your wife's sister.
    She has two, and there both safe :lol:
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    Chunkers1980 wrote:
    Just not your wife's sister.
    She has two, and there both safe :lol:

    Not from me they're not, they're 1 and 2 on mine
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,157
    Gazlar wrote:
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    Chunkers1980 wrote:
    Just not your wife's sister.
    She has two, and there both safe :lol:

    Not from me they're not, they're 1 and 2 on mine

    Gazlar - leave my brother off the list
  • YeehaaMcgee
    YeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    Max of 3 peeps
    Bit under the thumb aren't you? My allowed list has the names of three people I'm not allowed. Because, in all honesty, i'll never get any of them anyway :cry:
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    Problem with my allowed list is that I've got about 3 people on it........that I'm allowed within 500 metres of, signed by a judge
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • YeehaaMcgee
    YeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    Gazlar wrote:
    Problem with my allowed list is that I've got about 3 people on it........that I'm allowed within 500 metres of, signed by a judge
    Why do they have to be signed by a judge to be within 500 metres of you?
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  • EyesintheSky
    EyesintheSky Posts: 183
    YeehaaMcgee wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    Problem with my allowed list is that I've got about 3 people on it........that I'm allowed within 500 metres of, signed by a judge
    Why do they have to be signed by a judge to be within 500 metres of you?

    It's not rape if prior permission from judge is gained?
    Very funny Scotty, now beam me down my clothes.
  • Squarepants
    Squarepants Posts: 1,019
    Not broached the subject of an allowed list as it may go something like this

    me: "babes I want to add someone to my allowed list"
    her: "soooo what you're telling me is you want to sleep with other women"
    me: bad poker face..

    Door hits me on the way out

    (may be a dramatisation of events but not a million miles away)

    I do have a guilty pleasure list of sorts

    Jodie Marsh
    Amy Farrah Folwer
    Hugh Jackman (I'm down with the bromance)

    Think hers has

    John Barrowman (that's cool he's a man who enjoys the company of men)
    Our GP (she got into an embarrasing situation with that one recently but that will have to be told over beers)
    Someone else can't think who

    We did recently peruse Nuts mag with a topless Jodie Marsh in together, which I thought was sporting of her..
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  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    A lilo? ie big, inflatable and cheap?
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  • YeehaaMcgee
    YeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    Jodie Marsh? Eugh. She's the one I think of when I need to delay things a bit.
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  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    She has a nose like a ski slope.
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  • Squarepants
    Squarepants Posts: 1,019
    I did say guilty pleasure!

    And it's not like a ski slope at all SS.

    It's like a goats knee
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    It's not that I'm over over biked, my bike is under personed...
  • NORTHERNSHAGGY
    NORTHERNSHAGGY Posts: 316
    1, kaley cuoco
    2, kate upton
    3, holly willoughby
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  • YeehaaMcgee
    YeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    NORTHERNSHAGGY wrote:
    1, kaley cuoco
    Very very very much yes!

    13876661_ori.jpg

    Wow, that's enough to give a brain haemorrhage to a commuter.
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  • MountainMonster
    MountainMonster Posts: 7,423
    My wife already knows my allowed list, and points them out to me all the time in adverts and such.

    1. Jennifer Lopez
    2. The old Megan Fox, before she started going Surgery Crazy
    3. Jennifer Aniston

    There are also always the girls we see around town, which my wife always feels the need to point to me because their pretty.

    Good wife.
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    supersonic wrote:
    A lilo? ie big, inflatable and cheap?

    No, that's Jodie Marsh

    My 3 are

    Jodie Prenger
    Becky Wright (who plays Nic Hanson/Grundy in the Archers)
    Ellie Kendrick, but only if she dresses like she does in being human

    Obviously this is the celeb version, otherwise foxc.......u knows you'd be up there ;)
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • angry_bird
    angry_bird Posts: 3,787
    Being nice and single I don't have this issue of "allowed"

    Unfortunately due to recent events restrictions have been imposed in the form of a "not allowed to hit on let alone sleep with" list:

    My housemate's mum.
    My housemate's smoking hot sister.

    I don't think this will stop me trying. If I fail, there's always rohypnol :twisted:
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  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    supersonic wrote:
    A lilo? ie big, inflatable and cheap?
    lindsay_lohan111.jpg
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,157
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    supersonic wrote:
    A lilo? ie big, inflatable and cheap?
    lindsay_lohan111.jpg

    inflatable then......
  • mongoosed
    mongoosed Posts: 315
    1.Dana Delaney
    2 Kaley Cuoco
    3.Amy from Emmerdale.
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    matthew h wrote:
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    supersonic wrote:
    A lilo? ie big, inflatable and cheap?
    lindsay_lohan111.jpg

    inflatable then......
    God i hope so, because i would never stop pumping!
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    Squarepants wrote:
    Jodie Marsh
    She lives just round the corner from me and we see each other every now and then around town and walking the dogs etc, I could always ask her if your on her allowed list?
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,157
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    Squarepants wrote:
    Jodie Marsh
    She lives just round the corner from me and we see each other every now and then around town and walking the dogs etc, I could always ask her if your on her allowed list?

    how do you tell her & the dogs apart?
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    matthew h wrote:
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    Squarepants wrote:
    Jodie Marsh
    She lives just round the corner from me and we see each other every now and then around town and walking the dogs etc, I could always ask her if your on her allowed list?

    how do you tell her & the dogs apart?
    Opposing thumbs
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    supersonic wrote:
    A lilo? ie big, inflatable and cheap?
    lindsay_lohan111.jpg

    inflatable then......
    God i hope so, because i would never stop pumping!

    Help yourself, the queue's not too long..............

    on the road wrote:
    Aggieboy wrote:
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Herbie's got a lot to answer for -

    Lindsay-Lohan-Ugly-1.jpg
    lindsay-lohan-crack.jpg
    This is meant to be 'girls in short skirts' NOT 'men in short skirts'
    :shock:
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • Squarepants
    Squarepants Posts: 1,019
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    Squarepants wrote:
    Jodie Marsh
    She lives just round the corner from me and we see each other every now and then around town and walking the dogs etc, I could always ask her if your on her allowed list?

    I think it's best to go on the premise of 'don't meet you guilty pleasures' on this one (this is working on the basis that you would be able to arrange some kind of solid and mutually agreed meeting between the Marsh and I)
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    Squarepants wrote:
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  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    Squarepants wrote:
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    Squarepants wrote:
    Jodie Marsh
    She lives just round the corner from me and we see each other every now and then around town and walking the dogs etc, I could always ask her if your on her allowed list?

    I think it's best to go on the premise of 'don't meet you guilty pleasures' on this one (this is working on the basis that you would be able to arrange some kind of solid and mutually agreed meeting between the Marsh and I)
    I can be pretty persuasive when needed :wink: but she scares me so i wouldnt push it too much, her voice is enough to knock people over, never heard a woman with such a booming voice before!
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    In the same way Clayton McDonald persuaded that girl to have a go on his good friend Ched Evans
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Squarepants
    Squarepants Posts: 1,019
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    I can be pretty persuasive when needed :wink: but she scares me so i wouldnt push it too much, her voice is enough to knock people over, never heard a woman with such a booming voice before!

    Surf you just gave the me literary equivelent of

    473.gif

    I await to hear from you with a date/time and place of meeting
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    Squarepants wrote:
    It's not that I'm over over biked, my bike is under personed...

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