Need Some lube?
t.m.h.n.e.t
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Some reviewers have got too much time on their hands."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
So Thats what happened with all of Josh's left over NUTLUBE™0
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I bought this product thinking it would be the perfect way to disentangle my 5,000-odd porcupines after a peanut butter tanker flipped over in the yard during the nightly feeding frenzy.
Instead of separating them, it just made them amorous. Now I have 2500 pregnant female porcupines, 2500 henpecked males desperate to escape, and 6000 lbs of peanut-scented-porcu-poo. Our farm, which formerly smelled lightly of lemons and sunshine, now reeks of coitus and used Jiff. The hog slaughter down the road is complaining. I'm considering a lawsuit.0 -
Remember the Deepwater Horizon oil spill...
Err..
Well..I like bikes and stuff0 -
I just thought that was where my w@nk rags had washed up after flushing0
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^worst moment ever...
buzzing down twisting single track then.... psssst BANG!!!0 -
The thing I found funniest were the "also viewed item listings"
Uranium Ore
Unicorn Face mask
WTF?I'm going to blow the bank on a new build ( within reason ) NOW DONE!!
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