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  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 41,687
    :D

    Some reviewers have got too much time on their hands.
    Whippet
    Bruiser
    Panzer
    Commuter

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • GazlarGazlar Posts: 8,110
    So Thats what happened with all of Josh's left over NUTLUBE™
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • I bought this product thinking it would be the perfect way to disentangle my 5,000-odd porcupines after a peanut butter tanker flipped over in the yard during the nightly feeding frenzy.

    Instead of separating them, it just made them amorous. Now I have 2500 pregnant female porcupines, 2500 henpecked males desperate to escape, and 6000 lbs of peanut-scented-porcu-poo. Our farm, which formerly smelled lightly of lemons and sunshine, now reeks of coitus and used Jiff. The hog slaughter down the road is complaining. I'm considering a lawsuit.
  • joshtpjoshtp Posts: 4,329
    Gazlar wrote:
    So Thats what happened with all of Josh's left over NUTLUBE™


    Errr..
    I like bikes and stuff
  • joshtpjoshtp Posts: 4,329
    Remember the Deepwater Horizon oil spill...


    Err..

    Well..
    I like bikes and stuff
  • GazlarGazlar Posts: 8,110
    I just thought that was where my [email protected] rags had washed up after flushing
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • sloppycowpatsloppycowpat Posts: 349
    ^:lol:
    worst moment ever...
    buzzing down twisting single track then.... psssst BANG!!!
  • Richie63Richie63 Posts: 2,132
    The thing I found funniest were the "also viewed item listings"

    Uranium Ore
    Unicorn Face mask

    WTF?
    I'm going to blow the bank on a new build ( within reason ) NOW DONE!!
    http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss14 ... 010362.jpg
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