How often do you or the OH change the bedsheets

DonDaddyD
DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
edited April 2012 in Commuting chat
Straight up question, how often?
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  • bobtbuilder
    bobtbuilder Posts: 1,537
    Once a week - either Saturday or Sunday.
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    Wife's job. Not a clue.
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • graeme_s-2
    graeme_s-2 Posts: 3,382
    Once a week, but occasionally it drifts up to a week and a half or two weeks.
  • EKE_38BPM
    EKE_38BPM Posts: 5,821
    Once a year. Christmas day ritual.
    Wake up.
    Change bed sheets.
    Open presents.
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  • mudcow007
    mudcow007 Posts: 3,861
    every few days

    my mrs has OCD so regardless of if she thinks anything is dirty she cleans it

    she is like Monica from Friends
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  • Headhuunter
    Headhuunter Posts: 6,494
    EKE_38BPM wrote:
    Once a year. Christmas day ritual.
    Wake up.
    Change bed sheets.
    Open presents.

    If you did it on Christmas Eve you could use the dirty pillowcases for Santa to put your presents in.... 2 birds with 1 stone....
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  • iPete
    iPete Posts: 6,076
    Depends on the likely hood of someone else joining me ;)

    Not very often :lol:
  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    You need to add a category:

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  • spasypaddy
    spasypaddy Posts: 5,180
    when single: not often enough maybe once a month/every 3 weeks.
    when with someone: once a week/10 days


    so its always not often enough.
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  • willy b
    willy b Posts: 4,125
    When I lived on my own they would go months without being changed :lol: Now I live with the girlfriend, she does it once a week.
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  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,770
    They can be changed?
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  • rubertoe
    rubertoe Posts: 3,994
    Once a fortnight generally, more in the summer when its hot and i sweat!
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  • Yukirin
    Yukirin Posts: 231
    when i say "when the bed sees some action" what I mean is we sleep with the littlest one in bed, so "action" is milky vom, part digested whey proteins etc. The oldest also gets in bed with us around 2 AM and he is at night time nappy off training age.
    Sometimes the sheets last 4-5 days, sometimes change twice a day.
  • clarkey cat
    clarkey cat Posts: 3,641
    after every sexing session - so annually on my birthday usually.
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  • vitesse169
    vitesse169 Posts: 422
    ....Like everything else in this house - if I don't do it, it doesn't get done.... we often have a little tete a tete about this sort of thing.....! So generally once a week...
  • spasypaddy
    spasypaddy Posts: 5,180
    what are you all doing to have to change it after sex?

    do you not put the plastic sheeting down?
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  • gtvlusso
    gtvlusso Posts: 5,112
    Weekly....

    Sometimes daily with junior.....
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  • tgotb
    tgotb Posts: 4,714
    OH always changes the sheets on our bed, and the kids' beds, before we have visitors. Given that these visitors will never even enter our bedroom, and there is absolutely *zero* chance of them getting near the bed (before some of you start making lewd suggestions) this absolutely baffles me...
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    I have to admit that the OH changes the bedsheets. I am notorious for not changing them. In fact so much so, before we moved in together she came round mine and commented on how "grim" (her words) my bedsheets were and those were new ones I put on that very day... :shock:

    I think those sheets may have been bought between 5 and 10years prior....
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  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 29,357
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    I have to admit that the OH changes the bedsheets. I am notorious for not changing them. In fact so much so, before we moved in together she came round mine and commented on how "grim" (her words) my bedsheets were and those were new ones I put on that very day... :shock:

    I think those sheets may have been bought between 5 and 10years prior....

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  • Jay dubbleU
    Jay dubbleU Posts: 3,159
    Normally once a week - now we're selling the flat pretty much every time someone comes to view
  • cyclingprop
    cyclingprop Posts: 2,426
    mudcow007 wrote:
    every few days

    my mrs has OCD so regardless of if she thinks anything is dirty she cleans it

    she is like Monica from Friends

    Send her over?
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  • Ben6899
    Ben6899 Posts: 9,686
    spasypaddy wrote:
    what are you all doing to have to change it after sex?

    do you not put the plastic sheeting down?

    Doing it properly. Oooooh yes.
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  • spasypaddy
    spasypaddy Posts: 5,180
    Ben6899 wrote:
    spasypaddy wrote:
    what are you all doing to have to change it after sex?

    do you not put the plastic sheeting down?

    Doing it properly. Oooooh yes.
    so you do put the plastic sheeting down?
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  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    spasypaddy wrote:
    what are you all doing to have to change it after sex?

    do you not put the plastic sheeting down?

    You have much to learn.
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  • Ben6899
    Ben6899 Posts: 9,686
    spasypaddy wrote:
    Ben6899 wrote:
    spasypaddy wrote:
    what are you all doing to have to change it after sex?

    do you not put the plastic sheeting down?

    Doing it properly. Oooooh yes.
    so you do put the plastic sheeting down?

    No. We just accept the fact that some linen will be wrinkled and there'll be the odd wet patch.
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  • CiB
    CiB Posts: 6,098
    Jay dubbleU wrote:
    Normally once a week - now we're selling the flat pretty much every time someone comes to view
    The scene: Jay W's flat; potential buyers enter stage left. Agent drones on... "here we have a the well-fitted kitchen area, accompanying the cosy and com-pact dining room; here we see the main living space, adjoining it is bedroom one where we see...."

    Jay W, dressed in spangly suit, top hat & flamboyantly waving a magician's wand steps forward and dramatically whips away the duvet with the words "ta-daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. CLEAN SHEETS. All your very own. Yoursfor£135,000cashsalepreferrednooffers aye thenk yew.".
  • spasypaddy
    spasypaddy Posts: 5,180
    Rick Chasey wrote:
    spasypaddy wrote:
    what are you all doing to have to change it after sex?

    do you not put the plastic sheeting down?

    You have much to learn.
    :lol:
    maybe we just have different perversions :oops:
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