Silly Commuter Romance

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  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,895
    I often used to see a rather atractive blonde cycling through Bushy Park in the opposite direction. She'd always smile, so I smiled back. The smile soon became a hello as we passed. A while later we would exchange pleasantries if we met at the gate.
    Unfortunately I was then off the bike for a while due to broken ribs and a punctured lung. When I got back on there was no sign of her. Which is a shame as the logical next step would have been a knee trembler* in the bushes.

    * this is obviously nonsense as I'm happily married, even if she was daft enough to be interested.
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    What is amazing is the number of guys here saying they noticed, spoke to or were propersitioned by the opposite sex. That, or they at least thought about it...

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  • jonny_trousers
    jonny_trousers Posts: 3,588
    Veronese68 wrote:
    I often used to see a rather atractive blonde cycling through Bushy Park in the opposite direction. She'd always smile, so I smiled back. The smile soon became a hello as we passed. A while later we would exchange pleasantries if we met at the gate.
    Unfortunately I was then off the bike for a while due to broken ribs and a punctured lung. When I got back on there was no sign of her. Which is a shame as the logical next step would have been a knee trembler* in the bushes.

    * this is obviously nonsense as I'm happily married, even if she was daft enough to be interested.

    :lol:

    It's the obvious conclusion.
  • walkingbootweather
    walkingbootweather Posts: 2,443
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Other peoples sweat (except Ms DDD's)

    I think you'll find:
    Horses sweat, men perspire and women merely glow. :wink:

    [Edit - I should know - Mrs WBW glows like a pig :shock: ]
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  • Wrath Rob
    Wrath Rob Posts: 2,918
    walkingbootweather wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Other peoples sweat (except Ms DDD's)

    I think you'll find:
    Horses sweat, men perspire and women merely glow. :wink:

    [Edit - I should know - Mrs WBW glows like a pig :shock: ]
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