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rick_chaseyrick_chasey Posts: 53,295 Lives Here
edited March 2012 in Pro race

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  • pat1cppat1cp Posts: 765
    guessing at Mapei, ??? concrete
  • RichN95.RichN95. Posts: 24,519
    I'll put my money on Katusha because they're Russian.
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  • ProssPross Posts: 26,014
    Sky obviously (or are the Murdoch family even worse that an organised crime syndicate?) ;)

    I'd go with Katusha - backed by Russian oil and gas billionaires.
  • Gazprom has a pretty shady track record - check them out.
  • andy_wrxandy_wrx Posts: 3,396
    McMafia ?

    - has to be the UCI :lol:
  • RichN95.RichN95. Posts: 24,519
    andy_wrx wrote:
    McMafia ?

    - has to be the UCI :lol:

    Or maybe it's Endura and Brian Smith is secretly a Pan-european crime kingpin.
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  • afx237viafx237vi Posts: 12,630
    Innrng has touched this area before: http://inrng.com/2011/12/tinker-tailor-cyclist-spy/
  • TusherTusher Posts: 2,762
    The finest cycling blog ever. Team Kremlin.
  • prawnyprawny Posts: 5,415
    Shall we play a who's not dodgy in cycling game? Any companies involved that are squeaky clean? Who the devil are barracuda anyway?
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  • prawnyprawny Posts: 5,415
    "According to Glenny, 80 per cent of western Europe's heroin went through the sticky hands of the Bulgarian DS"

    Who is this director sportif" maybe they mean Belgian ;)
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  • MrTapirMrTapir Posts: 1,206
    prawny wrote:
    Shall we play a who's not dodgy in cycling game? Any companies involved that are squeaky clean? Who the devil are barracuda anyway?

    I can't see Marshall's Pasta being involved in any sort of dodginess somehow.

    Any chance the text could be posted in a post? The blog site is blocked. Is it any different to the normal Inner Ring site?
  • RichN95.RichN95. Posts: 24,519
    MrTapir wrote:

    I can't see Marshall's Pasta being involved in any sort of dodginess somehow.

    Most Italian food companies are fronts for the Mafia (I deduced this from watching the Godfather).
    I believe Ragu control 80% of the Western European Ecstasy business.
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  • MrTapirMrTapir Posts: 1,206
    RichN95 wrote:
    MrTapir wrote:

    I can't see Marshall's Pasta being involved in any sort of dodginess somehow.

    Most Italian food companies are fronts for the Mafia (I deduced this from watching the Godfather).
    I believe Ragu control 80% of the Western European Ecstasy business.

    Aren't Marshalls pasta an artisanal british company? Maybe thats what they want me to think. censored , cycling is like the colourful shiny face of the sordid criminal underworld. Maybe this is why i found a finger in a can of napolina plum tomatoes.
  • LangerDanLangerDan Posts: 6,132
    RichN95 wrote:
    MrTapir wrote:

    I can't see Marshall's Pasta being involved in any sort of dodginess somehow.

    Most Italian food companies are fronts for the Mafia (I deduced this from watching the Godfather).
    I believe Ragu control 80% of the Western European Ecstasy business.

    Ragu is used to dispose of the toxic residues from laundering agricultural diesel, hence the red colour. Mama Dolmio is the lynchpin of the ecstacy business.
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  • No_Ta_DoctorNo_Ta_Doctor Posts: 10,194
    LangerDan wrote:
    RichN95 wrote:
    MrTapir wrote:

    I can't see Marshall's Pasta being involved in any sort of dodginess somehow.

    Most Italian food companies are fronts for the Mafia (I deduced this from watching the Godfather).
    I believe Ragu control 80% of the Western European Ecstasy business.

    Ragu is used to dispose of the toxic residues from laundering agricultural diesel, hence the red colour. Mama Dolmio is the lynchpin of the ecstacy business.

    Lies spread by the French.

    The real mover in the ecstasy trade is Laughing Cow.
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  • ms_treems_tree Posts: 1,405
    Surely it's Astana?
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