Fixie Hipster Douchebags?
Fixie Posers. WTF am I missing?? Do they actually ride or just hang around public toilets rubbing their nuts on the top tube? Is this just a load of townie ponces loitering around with beards and dodgy 'taches looking like people you'd keep your kids away from, or is there some kind of lifestyle awesomeness I'm too ignorant or uncool to appreciate?