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Four in a car and pop in a hand grenade - who and why?

mfinmfin Posts: 6,726
edited March 2012 in The bottom bracket
There's N-reg Ford Fiesta, bit rusty, but nothing that's gonna stop it getting through an MOT, and, for fun, you get to load 4 celebs into it and pop a lovely hand grenade through the sun-roof.

But... who do you pick, and why??

Here's mine...

Bill Oddie - because he simply should not be on the television (or Planet).

John Malkovich - purely on the basis he can't act, is somewhat respected but god knows why, delivers his lines the same way in an action film as he would in a period drama. In short, he's in films, and he ruins them. censored .

Tony Blair - not for political reasons or iraq etc (although probably more valid), no, for adopting those dumb pauses in his speech that's supposed to be heard as 'sincerity', best example, probably the speech when Di expired. Pecker.

Sharon Osbourne - because, for some reason she thinks she's talented, whereas all she did was start managing one of the best known singers of a genre of music, she can't spot talent any more than any random person, also, for some reason she stinks of aggression, has no humility. Berk.

...anyway, wavey bye-bye to Bill, John, Tony and Shaz.

(IMPORTANT EDIT: For DailyMail-esque readers please answer 'Who are your top 4 annoying celebs? and why?')

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  • Cleat EastwoodCleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    danny leigh off film 2012 - he is such a tool, so he read a book once on foreign film.

    Brian Cox - so he read a book once on stars and stuff

    Clive Tyldseley - so he read a book once on how not to hide your support for Man U

    Alex Ferguson - this needs no explanation, he was once voted the most hated man in sport*

    *actually I may have made that up.
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  • bagpusscpbagpusscp Posts: 2,907
    I know it is a nice day out,but you two can't of got sun stroke or is because you have not been out on your bikes :?: :!: :wink:


    people who ride a bike for getting to .... :wink: :shock: :? :lol: see other topics....like squirrel $ :idea: it full of nuts. :| :idea: :?: :!:
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  • t.m.h.n.e.tt.m.h.n.e.t Posts: 2,265
    I'm gonna walk to work tomorrow since Fiesta's are clearly 'nade magnets :lol::lol:
  • shouldbeinbedshouldbeinbed Posts: 2,660
    Mick Hucknall, Bono, Steve Cuggy & the grade A habitual masturbator who left hooked me and ran last Autumn -he or she will be buttocks up to the sun roof & cheeks akimbo as the grenade is deployed with considerable force into said area
  • iainmentiainment Posts: 992
    How is this different to people like Clarkson suggesting cyclist should be run over if in the way of cars?
    Highly distatsteful thread.
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  • napoleondnapoleond Posts: 5,990
    edited March 2012
    This is a thoroughly disgusting and tasteless thread. You may not like these people but this is awful.

    ...Edited...
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  • shouldbeinbedshouldbeinbed Posts: 2,660
    iainment wrote:
    How is this different to people like Clarkson suggesting cyclist should be run over if in the way of cars?
    Highly distatsteful thread.
    ]


    You know where the report button is, lets see if it can beat 30 odd pages of discussion in the BR office area :-D
  • mfinmfin Posts: 6,726
    Its okay, I edited the OP so everyone can tell what it means. I didn't want anyone actually taking it literally, as blowing up Celebrities for real would, I'm sure, be quite wrong /potentially upsetting.
  • mfinmfin Posts: 6,726
    Oh no, there's a thread where someone is suggesting motorcyclists get thrown off cliffs now http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=30005&t=12841287 that's disgusting and distasteful isn't it eh
  • ddraverddraver Posts: 25,196
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  • AggieboyAggieboy Posts: 3,996
    mfin wrote:
    Its okay, I edited the OP so everyone can tell what it means. I didn't want anyone actually taking it literally, as blowing up Celebrities for real would, I'm sure, be quite wrong /potentially upsetting.

    You thought, that before you'd edited, some on here would take it literally?? PC censored gone mad.
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  • mfinmfin Posts: 6,726
    No, we can't, Ive changed my mind... look at some of the awful things people have suggested in the last couple of days on this very forum section

    Everyday I'm shuffling man is well due a silencing caused by a firm kick square in his plums.

    Rihanna (again not sure on spelling but not bothered for the same reason as Adelle) - Guy one says 'you would though wouldn't you?' I say 'what? love to sling a large spade across her face repeatedly? Yeah, totally...

    simply red 1000 times. If I had 5 bullets to do away with the worst musicians ever I'd shoot Mick Hucknall 5 times just to be sure.

    Then I'd club Bono to death with the gun butt.

    Now I know there's a few motorcyclists on this forum, and no doubt you are fairly considerate riders - however, some of your compatriots are ABSOLUTE F4CKING IDIOTS - and should be thrown off a f4ckng cliff.


    ...its awful, people are encouraging and celebrating real-world violence left right and centre aren't they, I mean, it can't be tongue in cheek daftness can it, it just cant be!!
  • seatalteaseataltea Posts: 594
    I think you'd all like this film.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ul4CZrnEFxU
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  • AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 79,667
    Clive Anderson, a rude little man who upset The Bee-gees. Nuff-said.
    Craig David, for crimes against music.
    Will Young, see above. Especially for his version of Light My Fire.
    The actor who is Dr Watson in the new Sherlock tv series, martin somebody, smug so and so.

    I could go on, you should have said a People Carrier matey. :twisted:
  • verylonglegsverylonglegs Posts: 3,754
    I'm tired and cranky so feel the need to join in to let off some steam....

    *edited after deciding to sleep on it*
  • keef66keef66 Posts: 13,123
    I'd like to object to this thread on the grounds that a Fiesta seats only four people in comfort. I'd be wanting a considerably larger vehicle....
  • ProssPross Posts: 34,864
    Bono - only Bono as there wouldn't be any more room in the car with his ego. If I could squeeze someone onto the roof then it would be a toss up between Will Carling, Jeremy Guscott and Mirco Bergamasco.
  • nevmannevman Posts: 1,611
    All these on here-we`re going to need a coach..

    viewtopic.php?f=30005&t=12826757&hilit=comedy
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  • giant_mangiant_man Posts: 6,878
    this is an excellent thread, but I can't contribute because my list would be far too long.

    Can't we change the car for a coach or dd bus?
  • shouldbeinbedshouldbeinbed Posts: 2,660
    mfin wrote:
    No, we can't, Ive changed my mind... look at some of the awful things people have suggested in the last couple of days on this very forum section

    Everyday I'm shuffling man is well due a silencing caused by a firm kick square in his plums.

    Rihanna (again not sure on spelling but not bothered for the same reason as Adelle) - Guy one says 'you would though wouldn't you?' I say 'what? love to sling a large spade across her face repeatedly? Yeah, totally...

    simply red 1000 times. If I had 5 bullets to do away with the worst musicians ever I'd shoot Mick Hucknall 5 times just to be sure.

    Then I'd club Bono to death with the gun butt.


    Now I know there's a few motorcyclists on this forum, and no doubt you are fairly considerate riders - however, some of your compatriots are ABSOLUTE F4CKING IDIOTS - and should be thrown off a f4ckng cliff.


    ...its awful, people are encouraging and celebrating real-world violence left right and centre aren't they, I mean, it can't be tongue in cheek daftness can it, it just cant be!!

    Yay, I get a mention :lol: . Anyway I was only kidding about Bono, I'd shove the gun up ........... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: You might like to check my previous posts, I'm sure I've mentioned my mild distaste of MH and his delightful musical effluence before as well. I clearly need to go and thrash myself with a damp copy of Money's too tight to mention and have a long think about what I've done. :oops: :oops: :oops:
  • Wirral_paulWirral_paul Posts: 2,476
    giant man wrote:
    this is an excellent thread, but I can't contribute because my list would be far too long.

    Can't we change the car for a coach or dd bus?

    And change the hand grenade for a larger explosive device? 500lb bomb then??

    Anyway, my 4 would be Katie Price, Mohammed Al Fayed, Rupert Murdoch and Miss Haliday my French Teacher from school - 20 years ago!! :lol::lol:

    PS i dont care if its not PC to post the above - the PC Brigade are ruining the country already without it starting on this forum. Its a bit of non-serious fun for gawds sake!! :D
  • ddraverddraver Posts: 25,196
    - the 2 girls in the post office today (see other thread)
    - Diane Abbott
    - Pseudonym (ooohh snap!)
    We're in danger of confusing passion with incompetence
    - @ddraver
  • finchyfinchy Posts: 6,686
    Mick Hucknall, Bono, Steve Cuggy & the grade A habitual masturbator who left hooked me and ran last Autumn -he or she will be buttocks up to the sun roof & cheeks akimbo as the grenade is deployed with considerable force into said area

    Hand grenading's too good for this lot.
  • CambsNewbieCambsNewbie Posts: 564
    Ed Balls and Gordon Brown. No one else, want to make sure them two take the full blast.
  • AggieboyAggieboy Posts: 3,996
    johnfinch wrote:
    Mick Hucknall, Bono, Steve Cuggy & the grade A habitual masturbator who left hooked me and ran last Autumn -he or she will be buttocks up to the sun roof & cheeks akimbo as the grenade is deployed with considerable force into said area

    Hand grenading's too good for this lot.

    Fancy you knowing the "habitual masturbator" as well!
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  • mfinmfin Posts: 6,726
    Ed Balls and Gordon Brown. No one else, want to make sure them two take the full blast.

    That's brilliant :)
  • bearfraserbearfraser Posts: 435
    A stadium filled with polititions & bankers and a large nuke!!


    Has any one used "Nukemap" yet great fun
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