Boyz in lycra

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  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,660
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Does EPO or blood boosting make it larger...

    Too much consistency for me not to raise the query.

    My experience is that after a ride I've got to work life back into it, which is contary to what's staring straight at me on screen.

    A great drugs screen test:

    "Stand there"

    <<get's ruler>>

    "How far did you ride?"

    <<Measures>>

    "128miles and I need to get the metre rule!? You sir have been doping!"
    Food Chain number = 4

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  • jonny_trousers
    jonny_trousers Posts: 3,588
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Does EPO or blood boosting make it larger...

    Too much consistency for me not to raise the query.

    My experience is that after a ride I've got to work life back into it, which is contary to what's staring straight at me on screen.

    A great drugs screen test:

    "Stand there"

    <<get's ruler>>

    "How far did you ride?"

    <<Measures>>

    "128miles and I need to get the metre rule!? You sir have been doping!"

    I'm with you on that mate. I've long since thought pro cyclists who get themselves a podium place must go have a little play in the toilets before accepting their prize.
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,660
    Jonny_Trousers wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Does EPO or blood boosting make it larger...

    Too much consistency for me not to raise the query.

    My experience is that after a ride I've got to work life back into it, which is contary to what's staring straight at me on screen.

    A great drugs screen test:

    "Stand there"

    <<get's ruler>>

    "How far did you ride?"

    <<Measures>>

    "128miles and I need to get the metre rule!? You sir have been doping!"

    I'm with you on that mate. I've long since thought pro cyclists who get themselves a podium place must go have a little play in the toilets before accepting their prize.

    tom-boonen.jpg Just before the final sprint? ;)
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  • jonny_trousers
    jonny_trousers Posts: 3,588
    Rick Chasey wrote:
    Jonny_Trousers wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Does EPO or blood boosting make it larger...

    Too much consistency for me not to raise the query.

    My experience is that after a ride I've got to work life back into it, which is contary to what's staring straight at me on screen.

    A great drugs screen test:

    "Stand there"

    <<get's ruler>>

    "How far did you ride?"

    <<Measures>>

    "128miles and I need to get the metre rule!? You sir have been doping!"

    I'm with you on that mate. I've long since thought pro cyclists who get themselves a podium place must go have a little play in the toilets before accepting their prize.

    tom-boonen.jpg Just before the final sprint? ;)

    I'm not suggesting anything, but I heard Tom Boonen took two bananas at breakfast that morning and no one remembers him eating more than one.
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,660
    Jonny_Trousers wrote:
    Rick Chasey wrote:
    Jonny_Trousers wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Does EPO or blood boosting make it larger...

    Too much consistency for me not to raise the query.

    My experience is that after a ride I've got to work life back into it, which is contary to what's staring straight at me on screen.

    A great drugs screen test:

    "Stand there"

    <<get's ruler>>

    "How far did you ride?"

    <<Measures>>

    "128miles and I need to get the metre rule!? You sir have been doping!"

    I'm with you on that mate. I've long since thought pro cyclists who get themselves a podium place must go have a little play in the toilets before accepting their prize.

    tom-boonen.jpg Just before the final sprint? ;)

    I'm not suggesting anything, but I heard Tom Boonen took two bananas at breakfast that morning and no one remembers him eating more than one.

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  • Flyingbogey
    Flyingbogey Posts: 352
    All the more impressive as after sport my very average gentleman resembles a button mushroom or walnut whip (depending on the weather)!
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  • ddraver
    ddraver Posts: 26,734
    Flyingbogey wrote:
    All the more impressive as after sport my very average gentleman resembles a button mushroom or walnut whip (depending on the weather)!

    That's how you know when you re a real pro - when Mini ddraver/flying bogey/etc does nt shrink any more!
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    baby tiger prawn, me...
    Food Chain number = 4

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  • MonkeyMonster
    MonkeyMonster Posts: 4,629
    you know its cold when it can hide behind the small bit of padding at the front of the shorts...
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  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 29,844
    :lol: The content specific ads are now advertising Superfan Suits. Be very careful what you post...
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  • cyclingprop
    cyclingprop Posts: 2,426
    rjsterry wrote:
    :lol: The content specific ads are now advertising Superfan Suits. Be very careful what you post...

    Male enhancement growth pump pill pleasure size.

    Did I miss any prompts?
    What do you mean you think 64cm is a big frame?
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,072
    Whilst were throwing up pics of studs in lycra i found this hot bod
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    mmm sexy times
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  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,072
    or these ones, not so *barf*

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  • Applespider
    Applespider Posts: 506
    I will confess to happily ogling a bloke last week along South Lambeth Road. Not going particularly fast but did have a lovely bum so I didn't overtake for a bit.

    And another chap earlier this week at VB lights (heading over the bridge) with a fabulous set of quads on him. I actually missed the lights changing until I realised the legs were moving off. :oops:
  • cyclingprop
    cyclingprop Posts: 2,426
    Applespider wrote:
    I will confess to happily ogling a bloke last week along South Lambeth Road. Not going particularly fast but did have a lovely bum so I didn't overtake for a bit.

    And another chap earlier this week at VB lights (heading over the bridge) with a fabulous set of quads on him. I actually missed the lights changing until I realised the legs were moving off. :oops:

    Both of those are almost definitely, certainly not me. Maybe.
    What do you mean you think 64cm is a big frame?
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,890
    certainly not me either.

    I was right, ITB was first to get himself out for the boyz.

    Edit: Sorry, I'd forgotten GregT had posted himself first.
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  • clarkey cat
    clarkey cat Posts: 3,641
    here's one of me relaxing by the pool after a hard ride...

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  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,072
    Applespider wrote:
    I will confess to happily ogling a bloke last week along South Lambeth Road. Not going particularly fast but did have a lovely bum so I didn't overtake for a bit.

    And another chap earlier this week at VB lights (heading over the bridge) with a fabulous set of quads on him. I actually missed the lights changing until I realised the legs were moving off. :oops:

    You disgust me, so what you doing this Friday ...? a few of us are heading to the 'peth for a few drinks .....

    teehee
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    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
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  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 29,844
    itboffin wrote:
    or these ones, not so *barf*

    4982779274_b0d7529f84.jpg
    Some definite pose-striking there - is that JG's catwalk pose?
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  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    a threads not a thread without the king

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  • attica
    attica Posts: 2,362
    Ladies and Gentlemen. I give you lycra and hi-viz safety. Phwoar!!!1!
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  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    I thought that was Eddy the Eagle! Similar:

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  • jonginge
    jonginge Posts: 5,945
    @rjs yeah, I do seem to have dropped a hip. :oops:

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  • Greg T
    Greg T Posts: 3,266
    Applespider wrote:
    And another chap earlier this week at VB lights (heading over the bridge) with a fabulous set of quads on him. I actually missed the lights changing until I realised the legs were moving off. :oops:

    Yeah - that was me - defo.

    Are you a burd?

    Ah feck it, a win's a win.
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  • FoldingJoe
    FoldingJoe Posts: 1,327
    @RickChasey

    You've really got a big "Man crush" thing going on with Boonen!!

    ;)
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  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,660
    FoldingJoe wrote:
    @RickChasey

    You've really got a big "Man crush" thing going on with Boonen!!

    ;)

    Ha. Let's side step this video then. Sporza going above and beyond the call with cycling coverage once again.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... oDHwPNpgTU

    Not familiar with my enormous Boonen fanboi-ness?
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  • NGale
    NGale Posts: 1,866
    when I met Jake for the first time he was in lycra.....nuff said :roll: :mrgreen::lol:
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  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,072
    knock yourself out this site should help quench that thirst http://www.morphsuits.co.uk/
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    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • Agent57
    Agent57 Posts: 2,300
    Here's one of me:

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    It was some while ago now (2003), but it did lead me to get a runner-up spot in a competition for the "UK's Sexiest Gamer." I sh*t you not. :D
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