Boyz in lycra

rideslikeagirl
rideslikeagirl Posts: 63
edited March 2012 in Commuting chat
Was mentioned somewhere, so lets give it a go... ;D

BTW, i have to say, googling the subject, most of the pics are just funny. Maybe thats why there aren't any 'buff blokes' threads..? ;D

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  • msmancunia
    msmancunia Posts: 1,415
    Surely that Lampre man's got to make an appearance? :)
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  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,294
    Careful, some of us might put pictures of ourselves up, in my case you really wouldn't want that. My money is on ITB being first.
  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    Cue the famous pic of the cycling team in tight shorts!
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Here's one for LiT

    chris-hoy-2.jpg

    And if you look really closely... :lol:
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  • clarkey cat
    clarkey cat Posts: 3,641
    Was mentioned somewhere, so lets give it a go... ;D

    BTW, i have to say, googling the subject, most of the pics are just funny. Maybe thats why there aren't any 'buff blokes' threads..? ;D

    4420082903_f47f475196.jpg



    Really? Its come to this has it? How immature. This is shameful, voyueristic, demeaning of men. Its beyond the pale really I mean why would ... oh... you even ... ummm .... bother .... oh god. Sorry.

    I normally last longer than that.

    Nice buns

    8)
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    My personal fave (Headhunter here's one for you)

    Gregory Bulge:

    PISTE-DE-CHAMPAGNE-GREGORY-BAUGE.jpg
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  • clarkey cat
    clarkey cat Posts: 3,641
    he could scratch his chin with that
  • sketchley
    sketchley Posts: 4,238
    Was mentioned somewhere, so lets give it a go... ;D

    BTW, i have to say, googling the subject, most of the pics are just funny. Maybe thats why there aren't any 'buff blokes' threads..? ;D

    4420082903_f47f475196.jpg

    You could park a bike in there.....
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  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 27,607
    Was mentioned somewhere, so lets give it a go... ;D

    BTW, i have to say, googling the subject, most of the pics are just funny. Maybe thats why there aren't any 'buff blokes' threads..? ;D

    4420082903_f47f475196.jpg

    Not sure if witty riposte or sinking to 'their' level*

    *Sorry, don't have the Futurama pic to go with it.

    I see someone's already posted the obligatory Hoy pic. That Gregory Bauge is a bit of a prawn though, or is that just me? :roll:
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  • Can't believe so many of you are even looking through this thread. GAY. Erm...
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  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,052
    Can't believe so many of you are even looking through this thread. GAY. Erm...

    :lol:

    Wot he said ^
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  • ddraver
    ddraver Posts: 26,383
    They re not in Lycra but girls (and head hunter), google image "Stade Francais Calender"

    Not Full Frontal but seriously, some of these are very NSFW, as in you can tell what religion they are!! The girls at work went very quiet!
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  • itboffin wrote:
    Can't believe so many of you are even looking through this thread. GAY. Erm...

    :lol:

    Wot he said ^

    Well, not everyone is heterosexual, and some of us are even *shock* girls!!!!! And anyway, you're looking... Don't worry, we were all born this way baby... And here you go, something for everyone... The lovely Andrej Pejic (google him - yes, HIM) in lycra and knitwear... :D

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  • ddraver wrote:
    They re not in Lycra but girls (and head hunter), google image "Stade Francais Calender"

    Not Full Frontal but seriously, some of these are very NSFW, as in you can tell what religion they are!! The girls at work went very quiet!

    Oh yeah, that one. Odd shaped balls... :D
  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 27,607
    edited February 2012
    Just found this. Not sure whether to laugh or shed a tear.

    http://cyclistbulge.blogspot.com/2009_11_01_archive.html

    The URL gives some warning of what is to follow and the blogger gives his name as Queer Danny :|.
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  • msmancunia
    msmancunia Posts: 1,415
    haha brilliant!

    (I really like those boots too...!)
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  • clarkey cat
    clarkey cat Posts: 3,641
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Here's one for LiT

    chris-hoy-2.jpg

    And if you look really closely... :lol:


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  • CiB
    CiB Posts: 6,098
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    Caption competition you say eh?

    Oi mate. She's legged it.
  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 27,607
    edited February 2012
    Actually, one of the photos in that link needs posting in it's own right.
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    Is that his "Come hither" look?
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  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 27,607
    supersonic wrote:
    I like that chair!

    Not sure if it's huge or he's tiny
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  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,294
    This thread is a lot wittier than the "girls in ..." threads. Unfortunately to my eye not as aesthetically pleasing.
  • In the name of bringing you something to keep everybody happy I give you... Ladyboys in Lycra!

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    PS. You have no idea how my poor eyes have suffered in trying to find a suitable picture for this post. Nor how important it is for me to clear my search history before my fiance comes home.
  • Headhuunter
    Headhuunter Posts: 6,494
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    My personal fave (Headhunter here's one for you)

    Gregory Bulge:

    PISTE-DE-CHAMPAGNE-GREGORY-BAUGE.jpg

    Ooh I do like white lycra on a man....
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  • Flyingbogey
    Flyingbogey Posts: 352
    itboffin wrote:
    Can't believe so many of you are even looking through this thread. GAY. Erm...

    :lol:

    Wot he said ^

    Well, not everyone is heterosexual, and some of us are even *shock* girls!!!!! And anyway, you're looking... Don't worry, we were all born this way baby... And here you go, something for everyone... The lovely Andrej Pejic (google him - yes, HIM) in lycra and knitwear... :D

    57033-800w-640x852.jpg
    Loops, sorry love. I was only being ironic! Must try harder to be P.C.
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  • Gussio
    Gussio Posts: 2,452
    So degrading..... *shakes head*
  • Greg T
    Greg T Posts: 3,266
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    Also do you like my shelving?
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  • Greg T wrote:
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    Also do you like my shelving?

    That just goes to show: stripes and hoops are not slimming. Even against a black background.

    OTOH, I would like to meet the man who can design a wall that would take the weight of that thing.
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    All my cycling life I've wanted a Black (venom) Spider-man cycling jersey and bib tights.
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  • MonkeyMonster
    MonkeyMonster Posts: 4,628
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    All my cycling life I've wanted a Black (venom) Spider-man cycling jersey and bib tights.

    actually they are really missing on out on that revenue...
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