Fully Mong on TV

cooldad

Just finished watching a recording, and something called Coppers was on TV when I turned it off - someone was complaining about their dustcaps being stolen, seriously.

Looked mongy.

ol\'gregg

I'm watching it on +1 now and I was thinking the same thing.

cat_with_no_tail

Ha, +potato had it sky +ed. The wife was wondering why I was chuckling at that bit.

Tbh, their "beat" and the way they deal with crims seemed very similar to the police round here.

Fully-sprung

Hey, don't laugh, a mate of mine had his dusties nicked today and his air released just like mine and a few other peoples, it's theft and vandalism, and theft and vandalism are against the law FULL STOP. People start with things like that and learn that they can get away with it and then go on to bigger things like chocolate and CDs, then they steel big things like TVs and cars, this is how crime starts and it is where it should stop, but it won't stop if nobody is willing to boot them up the obvious and scare the little shits away from it, I really don't see what you're laughing at.

jay12

Fully-sprung wrote:

Hey, don't laugh, a mate of mine had his dusties nicked today and his air released just like mine and a few other peoples, it's theft and vandalism, and theft and vandalism are against the law FULL STOP. People start with things like that and learn that they can get away with it and then go on to bigger things like chocolate and CDs, then they steel big things like TVs and cars, this is how crime starts and it is where it should stop, but it won't stop if nobody is willing to boot them up the obvious and scare the little shits away from it, I really don't see what you're laughing at.

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IcarusGreen

Fully-sprung wrote:

Hey, don't laugh, a mate of mine had his dusties nicked today and his air released just like mine and a few other peoples, it's theft and vandalism, and theft and vandalism are against the law FULL STOP. People start with things like that and learn that they can get away with it and then go on to bigger things like chocolate and CDs, then they steel big things like TVs and cars, this is how crime starts and it is where it should stop, but it won't stop if nobody is willing to boot them up the obvious and scare the little shits away from it, I really don't see what you're laughing at.

why is there a full stop after the FULL STOP?

cooldad

To be fair, fully mong does have random spurts of lucidity, and in this case makes a valid point.

Fully-sprung

IcarusGreen wrote:

Fully-sprung wrote:

Hey, don't laugh, a mate of mine had his dusties nicked today and his air released just like mine and a few other peoples, it's theft and vandalism, and theft and vandalism are against the law FULL STOP. People start with things like that and learn that they can get away with it and then go on to bigger things like chocolate and CDs, then they steel big things like TVs and cars, this is how crime starts and it is where it should stop, but it won't stop if nobody is willing to boot them up the obvious and scare the little shits away from it, I really don't see what you're laughing at.

why is there a full stop after the FULL STOP?

I feel that the second full stop draws the readers attention towards the first one.

Stevo_666

cooldad wrote:

To be fair, fully mong does have random spurts

Probably over his Mums' Grattans catalogue.

Gazlar

Fully-sprung wrote:

People start with things like that and learn that they can get away with it and then go on to bigger things like chocolate and CDs, then one day the will be a man, stealing stadiums and quarries

is what this rant reminded me of

MountainMonster

lol dude. thats all i can say is lol

Gazlar

Stevo 666 wrote:

cooldad wrote:

To be fair, fully mong does have random spurts

Probably over his Mums' Grattans catalogue.

Please god let "Grattans catalogue" be his mums pet name for her nancy

cat_with_no_tail

I'll pet your nancy in a minute!

Stevo_666

Gazlar wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

cooldad wrote:

To be fair, fully mong does have random spurts

Probably over his Mums' Grattans catalogue.

Please god let "Grattans catalogue" be his mums pet name for her nancy

You mean your Mum never had a Grattans catalogue?
The nearest thing to pron for kids too nerdy to get hold of one handed reading

castlelad

Fully-sprung wrote:

Hey, don't laugh, a mate of mine had his dusties nicked today and his air released just like mine and a few other peoples, it's theft and vandalism, and theft and vandalism are against the law FULL STOP. People start with things like that and learn that they can get away with it and then go on to bigger things like chocolate and CDs, then they steel big things like TVs and cars, this is how crime starts and it is where it should stop, but it won't stop if nobody is willing to boot them up the obvious and scare the little shits away from it, I really don't see what you're laughing at.

:shock: Come on now lads n lassies, he's being deadly seriarse here........He does have a point tho.....some 'stard nicked my mrs's pegs from our wash line last week and now they've started taking crack !...PEG THEFT MUST BE STOPPED! it's ruining people's lives........... :roll:

Gazlar

castlelad wrote:

Fully-sprung wrote:

Hey, don't laugh, a mate of mine had his dusties nicked today and his air released just like mine and a few other peoples, it's theft and vandalism, and theft and vandalism are against the law FULL STOP. People start with things like that and learn that they can get away with it and then go on to bigger things like chocolate and CDs, then they steel big things like TVs and cars, this is how crime starts and it is where it should stop, but it won't stop if nobody is willing to boot them up the obvious and scare the little shits away from it, I really don't see what you're laughing at.

:shock: Come on now lads n lassies, he's being deadly seriarse here........He does have a point tho.....some 'stard nicked my mrs's pegs from our wash line last week and now they've started taking crack !...PEG THEFT MUST BE STOPPED! it's ruining people's lives........... :roll:

Yesh, but you do basically live in Stoke

Gazlar

Stevo 666 wrote:

Gazlar wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

cooldad wrote:

To be fair, fully mong does have random spurts

Probably over his Mums' Grattans catalogue.

Please god let "Grattans catalogue" be his mums pet name for her nancy

You mean your Mum never had a Grattans catalogue?
The nearest thing to pron for kids too nerdy to get hold of one handed reading

We had Kays, well until I turned it into papier mache. I made my own white arrow delivery

castlelad

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Yesh, but you do basically live in Stoke [/quote]



Newcastle under lyme, NOT in st*ke on trent !........i may have to relocate now as the crime rate is terrible nowadays, i blame the dust cap thieves..........

tom_howard

Fully-sprung wrote:

I really don't see what you're laughing at.

You.

*checks*

Yep, definitely you.