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Macca now wishes he'd wed Dawn French......

AggieboyAggieboy Posts: 3,996
edited February 2012 in The bottom bracket
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  • She got hungry and ate it herself on the way home from the pub.
  • nevmannevman Posts: 1,611
    Weightwatchers are well hard.
    Whats the solution? Just pedal faster you baby.

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  • DF33DF33 Posts: 732
    Extraordinary balancing skills for a one legged fat lass
    Peter
  • jordan_217jordan_217 Posts: 2,580
    Is that the key to the cake cupboard around her neck?
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  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 52,913
    DF33 wrote:
    Extraordinary balancing skills for a one legged fat lass
    I bet she's a pushover.
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  • cornerblockcornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Maybe her leg was trapped whilst Lenny Henry kept telling her jokes, and the only way she could escape the ordeal and ease the pain was to cut the leg off.
  • andy_fandy_f Posts: 474
    Maybe her leg was trapped whilst Lenny Henry kept telling her jokes, and the only way she could escape the ordeal and ease the pain was to cut the leg off.

    Can't believe that as its a long, long, long time since Lenny Henry said anything that could be described as a joke.
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  • capt_slogcapt_slog Posts: 3,831
    ANDY F wrote:
    Maybe her leg was trapped whilst Lenny Henry kept telling her jokes, and the only way she could escape the ordeal and ease the pain was to cut the leg off.

    Can't believe that as its a long, long, long time since Lenny Henry said anything that could be described as a joke.

    Yeh, he never got over the one that started "Dawn, will you marry me?"


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  • cornerblockcornerblock Posts: 3,228
    ANDY F wrote:
    Maybe her leg was trapped whilst Lenny Henry kept telling her jokes, and the only way she could escape the ordeal and ease the pain was to cut the leg off.

    Can't believe that as its a long, long, long time since Lenny Henry said anything that could be described as a joke.

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  • alihisgreatalihisgreat Posts: 3,872
    ANDY F wrote:
    Maybe her leg was trapped whilst Lenny Henry kept telling her jokes, and the only way she could escape the ordeal and ease the pain was to cut the leg off.

    Can't believe that as its a long, long, long time since Lenny Henry said anything that could be described as a joke.

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    the point is clearly far too close to his head in that picture.
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