so what have you named your bikes

Raymondavalon

The (now sold) Felt: "The bouncer"
The rigid DB: "The shaker"
The [awaiting assembly] 456 Carbon: "The unchained melody", but will be renamed "The Joker" once completed
The Cove Handjob: "Shane"

Gazlar

The full suss is Bender (cos it's grey and bendy and bad ass)
The ht is Dr Z, or Zoidberg (cos it's often ignored and gets sideways a lot)
The city bike is Farnsworth (because it's old school and doddery)

projectsome

I don't call it anything, it hasn't told me it's name either

tom_howard

The Orange is Betty

The Intense is Lola

The GT was Marilyn

bluechair84

I thought the GT was Beast? Or where you just referring to it's 'riding stye'? - grab her by the horns and hold on for dear life!

cooldad

Tom Howard wrote:

The Orange is Betty

The Intense is Lola

The GT was Marilyn

You so realise Lola is a transvestite?

bobs bikes

the custom bikes all have official names...

white gt - 'blood angel'.... cos its white with blood red parts
purple whyte - 'el diablo'..... cos its based around skulls and flames
hard tail - 'the full monty'.... cos its 72 speed and based on a python frame
single speed jump bike - 'the joker' cos its green, red and white

also coming soon is the chameleon and a chrome and baby blue old school bmx (dunno what thats called yet)



i call them

white gt - the white one
whyte - the purple one
hart tail - the python
jump bike - the little one

supprisingly, my road bike hasnt got a name!

ricardo_smooth

Nomad is called Mike Wazowski.....because it's bright green...and everyone else tends to call their green bike Kermit

FSR is called Sammy......as in Sammy Specialized.

Call it gay if you want, but tbh..... who the fark are you

bennett_346

ricardo_smooth wrote:

Nomad is called Mike Wazowski.....because it's bright green...and everyone else tends to call their green bike Kermit

FSR is called Sammy......as in Sammy Specialized.

Call it gay if you want, but tbh..... who the fark are you

Very gay and who the fark are you?

tom_howard

bluechair84 wrote:

I thought the GT was Beast? Or where you just referring to it's 'riding stye'? - grab her by the horns and hold on for dear life!

I think that was the name you gave it? I occasionally refered to it as the tank, owing to its collosal weight...

cooldad wrote:

You so realise Lola is a transvestite?

...Ferrari, that bird off eurotrash who's knockers exploded. Its big at the front...

ricardo_smooth

bennett_346 wrote:

ricardo_smooth wrote:

Nomad is called Mike Wazowski.....because it's bright green...and everyone else tends to call their green bike Kermit

FSR is called Sammy......as in Sammy Specialized.

Call it gay if you want, but tbh..... who the fark are you

Very gay and who the fark are you?

one farking skint gay by the looks of it!

VWsurfbum

See below

sheepsteeth

my golden willow is called cunt

my edison is called cunt

cat_with_no_tail

I called mine sheepsteeth

Gazlar

Cat With No Tail wrote:

I called mine sheepsteeth

that's what I named my obvious

sheepsteeth

Gazlar wrote:

Cat With No Tail wrote:

I called mine sheepsteeth

that's what I named my obvious

sideways!

cycle monster

Those of us with actual friends do not need to name inanimate objects for comfort. Buy a teddy, it is cheaper although you may not be able to get your size.

El Capitano

Mine are called:

Evil, Wicked, Mean, Nasty, Sick and Twisted. My last commuter was called Demented, before it's demise.

IBISMojoHDamon

Mines called 'slut' because she can take over 6 inches, loves to be ridden hard and fast and doesn't mind if my mates have a go.... Oh and when she's dirty, she looks hotter than when she's clean....

tom_howard

IBISMojoHDamon wrote:

Mines called 'slut' because she can take over 6 inches, loves to be ridden hard and fast and doesn't mind if my mates have a go.... Oh and when she's dirty, she looks hotter than when she's clean....

You're the guy who got on 'the register' aren't you...

cooldad

IBISMojoHDamon wrote:

Mines called 'slut' because she can take over 6 inches, loves to be ridden hard and fast and doesn't mind if my mates have a go.... Oh and when she's dirty, she looks hotter than when she's clean....

Must be disappointed with your 2 inches. Do you let your friends keep her happy?

welshkev

Tom Howard wrote:

IBISMojoHDamon wrote:

Mines called 'slut' because she can take over 6 inches, loves to be ridden hard and fast and doesn't mind if my mates have a go.... Oh and when she's dirty, she looks hotter than when she's clean....

You're the guy who got on 'the register' aren't you...

Saladin

mines called " The ex "

cos I'd rather ride it than her

IBISMojoHDamon

cooldad wrote:

IBISMojoHDamon wrote:

Mines called 'slut' because she can take over 6 inches, loves to be ridden hard and fast and doesn't mind if my mates have a go.... Oh and when she's dirty, she looks hotter than when she's clean....

Must be disappointed with your 2 inches. Do you let your friends keep her happy?

Not really, I have 18 stone to push it in with... Ask your sister!.... It would of been your mum but the queue was too long! ;0)

cooldad

IBISMojoHDamon wrote:

cooldad wrote:

IBISMojoHDamon wrote:

Mines called 'slut' because she can take over 6 inches, loves to be ridden hard and fast and doesn't mind if my mates have a go.... Oh and when she's dirty, she looks hotter than when she's clean....

Must be disappointed with your 2 inches. Do you let your friends keep her happy?

Not really, I have 18 stone to push it in with... Ask your sister!.... It would have been your mum but the queue was too long! ;0)

My sister? You must be deperate or speshul.
I now feel really sorry for you and will try and be more sensitive to your obvious afflictions.

Gazlar

cooldad wrote:

IBISMojoHDamon wrote:

cooldad wrote:

IBISMojoHDamon wrote:

Mines called 'slut' because she can take over 6 inches, loves to be ridden hard and fast and doesn't mind if my mates have a go.... Oh and when she's dirty, she looks hotter than when she's clean....

Must be disappointed with your 2 inches. Do you let your friends keep her happy?

Not really, I have 18 stone to push it in with... Ask your sister!.... It would have been your mum but the queue was too long! ;0)

My sister? You must be deperate or speshul.
I now feel really sorry for you and will try and be more sensitive to your obvious afflictions.

sister you say?

Desperate you say?

Sounds like a job for me

foxc_uk

Gazlar wrote:

The city bike is Farnsworth (because it's old school and doddery)

Warehouse 13?

Gazlar

foxc_uk wrote:

Gazlar wrote:

The city bike is Farnsworth (because it's old school and doddery)

Warehouse 13?

Unfortunately, no, but good news everybody... it's named after futurama's Professor Farnsworth, following on with the futurama theme

foxc_uk

Gazlar wrote:

foxc_uk wrote:

Gazlar wrote:

The city bike is Farnsworth (because it's old school and doddery)

Warehouse 13?

Unfortunately, no, but good news everybody... it's named after futurama's Professor Farnsworth, following on with the futurama theme

I worked that out about 2 seconds after I posted... brain not working very well today.

Gazlar

foxc_uk wrote:

Gazlar wrote:

foxc_uk wrote:

Gazlar wrote:

The city bike is Farnsworth (because it's old school and doddery)

Warehouse 13?

Unfortunately, no, but good news everybody... it's named after futurama's Professor Farnsworth, following on with the futurama theme

I worked that out about 2 seconds after I posted... brain not working very well today.

Thats ok, I like a woman to be confused and disorientated