so what have you named your bikes
sloppycowpat
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Il start
timon - on one inbred
pumbaa- carrera fury
lucy - road bike :oops:
timon - on one inbred
pumbaa- carrera fury
lucy - road bike :oops:
worst moment ever...
buzzing down twisting single track then.... psssst BANG!!!
buzzing down twisting single track then.... psssst BANG!!!
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Push the red button and remind the nurse she missed your medication.I don't do smileys.
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cooldad wrote:Push the red button and remind the nurse she missed your medication.
+ Potato
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Im sorry it would appear that a lobotomy patient has tried to escape the movie showing of the lion king again but got lost and ended up in the education room again... how embarrassing. I shall have to put on a passwordworst moment ever...
buzzing down twisting single track then.... psssst BANG!!!0 -
Bike. In fact they're all called bike.
Collectively known as bikes.0 -
The swaddling-whallop-dodger and the slicing-machetee-orphan-maker.0
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The black one, the other black one and the rusty oneFig rolls: proof that god loves cyclists and that she wants us to do another lap0
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My Canyon is called my Canyon or just bike if i'm being lazy0
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1,2,3,4,5,......"Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
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Too late for excuses. Just MTFU and accept you've been outed.sloppycowpat wrote:Im sorry it would appear that a lobotomy patient has tried to escape the movie showing of the lion king again but got lost and ended up in the education room again... how embarrassing. I shall have to put on a passwordI don't do smileys.
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bah!!!worst moment ever...
buzzing down twisting single track then.... psssst BANG!!!0 -
Strange as it might seem but all the bikes I have had have been given names by the manufacturer, my current one is called a "Nerve AM9" my last bike was called "GT Avalanche Expert"0
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mine is usually called some form of expletive... depending on how well it's behaving on the day....Always remember.... Wherever you go, there you are.
Ghost AMR 7500 2012
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Or in real terms they are called bicycles.0
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are you telling us your bikes swing both ways?0
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I think he might be this guy.bluechair84 wrote:are you telling us your bikes swing both ways?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7095134.stmI don't do smileys.
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cooldad wrote:
I think he might be this guy.bluechair84 wrote:are you telling us your bikes swing both ways?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7095134.stm
BAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Sorry but I had to laugh at that...
he's now on a sex offenders list for simulating it with a bike in his bedroom.... lolzAlways remember.... Wherever you go, there you are.
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Mines called 'piece of shit' coz that's what I shout at it when I fall off, knowing full well I'm the shit one.0
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Rushmore wrote:cooldad wrote:
I think he might be this guy.bluechair84 wrote:are you telling us your bikes swing both ways?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7095134.stm
BAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Sorry but I had to laugh at that...
he's now on a sex offenders list for simulating it with a bike in his bedroom.... lolz
I know he likes to ride his bike but I didn't think it would be like that
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Not into naming things...
wouldnt want to be laughed at when asked what im riding and i say... barbara0 -
Barbara is a very funny name for a goat.PaulC7 wrote:Not into naming things...
wouldnt want to be laughed at when asked what im riding and i say... barbaraI don't do smileys.
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Arthur, short for Arthur Itis. Having to make do with a not so great Merida after my last bike was nicked and it is killing my left handPapa? Nicole0
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A sloppy cow pat of an OP if I ever saw one. Can it be stirred with the ban stick or transferred to the ladies dark side?0
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....6,7,8,9,....."Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
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Luckily my bikes were also named by the manufacturer.
The barry white is a barry white coloured inbred. The 456 is a 456. The Team Al is the Team Al. The Malt 1 is the Malt 1. The Kona Africabike is a heap of s**t.Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.
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The hardtail and the full suspension.
That's as complicated as my naming bikes gets0 -
My Stumpjumper is called Professor Von Stumpersons, or just 'The Professor' for short, and my On-One Inbred is called Cletus.
You lot just don't have any souls! Or ovaries, possibly...0 -
i can just imagine saying to Mrs Tb.......
"i'm just off out to ride Lucy"
"who the f*** is Lucy""
:shock: :shock: :P
mines just 'the bike'Boardman Team FS 2011
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As with all items, they already come with a name. I use that.0
